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California woman sues parents for $2 million because she blames them for her ugliness...

Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:35 pm
Posted by LSUAlum2001
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Member since Aug 2003
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Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:35 pm


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quote:

Annabelle Jefferson, 44, believes her parents are fully responsible for her unpleasant physical features which have led to her three divorces and a succession of depressions and psychological troubles.

« Both of my parents are so damn ugly, it is simply cruel to have had kids. There is no way they should have been allowed to reproduce themselves .»


Probably fake, but it’s California, so...
Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35460 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:36 pm to
She has a good argument
Posted by Bustedsack
Member since Dec 2017
4387 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:36 pm to
It's sloths sister! LoL

ETA

This dude doesnt have $2 million

This post was edited on 5/20/18 at 8:39 pm
Posted by ForeverLSU02
Albany
Member since Jun 2007
52164 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:36 pm to
quote:

Probably fake
nah, she's definitely fricking ugly
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167510 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:37 pm to
Probably fake? Did you read the other headlines on the site?

quote:

17-YEAR-OLD TEENAGER SUES HIS PARENTS FOR BEING BORN WHITE

SPERM BANK NURSE FALLS PREGNANT AFTER SMUGGLING SEMEN IN HER VAGINA

ZAMBIAN MAN ARRESTED AFTER BOASTING HE LOST 280 POUNDS ON ‘CANNIBAL DIET’

BOSTON: MEMBERS OF MIDGET CRIME GANG SUSPECTED OF 55 BREAK-INS


Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40748 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:37 pm to
Can you at least browse the site and see it’s crappy satire first?
Posted by Spankum
Miss-sippi
Member since Jan 2007
56113 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:37 pm to
Well, there is one point that I do agree with her on...
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
69370 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:37 pm to
quote:

Donald Trump bestowed honorific title by association of people with small hands


Posted by Sammobile
Hollywood South
Member since Jan 2009
22330 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:38 pm to
quote:

which have led to her three divorces
further proof that some dudes will have sex with anything
Posted by ThatMakesSense
Fort Lauderdale
Member since Aug 2015
14832 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:38 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124575 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:39 pm to
quote:

Annabelle Jefferson, 44, believes her parents are fully responsible for her unpleasant physical features which have led to her three divorces and a succession of depressions and psychological troubles.



Bitch, you were ugly when they married you.

It’s probably because you’re an irrational, insufferable cünt.
Posted by East Coast Band
Member since Nov 2010
62894 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:42 pm to
I assume she also blames them for her obvious cravings for Big Macs.
Posted by Robin Masters
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2010
29996 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:43 pm to
Just hit those bedroom lights and you are fricking Jennifer Lawrence. You young bucks too concerned with looks anyway. That ole girl will treat you right, toss your salad and then go grill you a steak!
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78973 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:45 pm to
Rock solid case.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
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Member since Jan 2005
71412 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:48 pm to
quote:

Both of my parents are so damn ugly, it is simply cruel to have had kids. There is no way they should have been allowed to reproduce themselves


They were attractive enough to get laid.

They just lowered their standards. She needs to do the same.
Posted by cwill
Member since Jan 2005
54753 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:50 pm to
The best thing about this thread will be that it will once again prove that people read only the headline, don’t click links and read and are, generally, easily duped.
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
24604 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 8:53 pm to
Should should have sued for $4 million.
Posted by Hogwarts
Arkansas, USA
Member since Sep 2015
18064 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 9:41 pm to
To quote Jackie Chiles, “Your face is my case”.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171078 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 9:47 pm to
quote:

Both of my parents are so damn ugly


Judging by her face, they're brother and sister too.
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45747 posts
Posted on 5/20/18 at 10:45 pm to
I’m not nearly that ugly and I’ve never even had one husband.
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