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Today is Chuck Norris' 78th birthday
Posted on 3/10/18 at 10:47 am
Posted on 3/10/18 at 10:47 am
The Grim Reaper is too scared to even think about coming for Chuck Norris.
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Posted on 3/10/18 at 10:48 am to foshizzle
I'm going to do 78 reps today in honor of Mr. Norris.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 10:49 am to foshizzle
While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 10:55 am to foshizzle
Happy 78th. Looking good Chuck!!
Posted on 3/10/18 at 10:56 am to foshizzle
quote:
Today is Chuck Norris' 78th birthday
In other words, the sun revolved around Chuck 78 times
Posted on 3/10/18 at 10:58 am to foshizzle
yay!
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:01 am to foshizzle
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:03 am to foshizzle
Chuck Norris has a bear skin rug in his bed room. It's actually a live bear that chuck told to stay there, and it's too scared to move.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:07 am to foshizzle
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:09 am to foshizzle
Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He waits.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:27 am to foshizzle
Posted on 3/10/18 at 11:59 am to foshizzle
Chuck Norris counted to infinity.......twice.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 12:33 pm to foshizzle
I think you mean 78 is chuck Norris today
Posted on 3/10/18 at 2:46 pm to foshizzle
When Chuck Norris turned 18 and left home to pursue his wordly ventures he turned to his father and said:
“You’re the man of the house now.”
“You’re the man of the house now.”
Posted on 3/10/18 at 3:59 pm to foshizzle
The only hand that can beat a royal flush is Chuck Norris' hand..
Posted on 3/10/18 at 4:06 pm to foshizzle
Chuck Norris once got in a "who has more testicles" contest with Lance Armstrong. Chuck won by two.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 4:27 pm to foshizzle
Chuck Norris actually pushes the earth down when he does pushups.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 4:35 pm to foshizzle
How many push-ups does chuck Norris do you ask....all of them!!!
Posted on 3/10/18 at 7:20 pm to foshizzle
Chuck Norris made an offer to the Godfather that he couldn't refuse.
Posted on 3/10/18 at 7:33 pm to foshizzle
Opened this thread hoping for the jokes. Was not dissapointed.
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