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FYI, Your Bartender Is Judging You If You Order One Of These Five Drinks
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:18 pm
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:18 pm
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Alcohol.org recently conducted a survey asking bartenders to spill their thoughts on everything from most annoying bar behaviors to which drinks make them think negatively of customers. The top five drinks aren't all that surprising, although you've definitely ordered at least one of them before.
According to the survey of more than 260 bartenders, the percentage of bartenders who thought less of customers after ordering these drinks are as follows:
Appletini – 49%
Jägerbomb – 40%
Frozen Cocktail – 39%
Sex on the Beach – 38%
Irish Car Bomb – 30%
Other eyebrow-raising drinks included Long Island Iced Teas (they're called LIT for a reason), light beer, and Kahlua and coffee, which I guess is weird if it's not winter, but otherwise seems like a fair order to me. Also, frozen drinks are the best, so bye.
In other news, the bartenders were asked their thoughts on appropriate tipping, and you'll be happy with their response - most bartenders (38%) think $1 per drink is a fair amount to tip at a standard bar or dive bar. If you're at a pub, lounge, or restaurant bar, 18 to 20% of the total bill tends to be thought of as most appropriate. That seems pretty reasonable, and on par with what Americans are already doing. You can see the full results of alcohol.org's study here.
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Study Here
This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 8:01 am
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:20 pm to iPadThai
I'm not a chode, so need not worry about ordering such drinks
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:20 pm to iPadThai
I judged the frick out of guys who would order long islands or blue motorcycles.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:21 pm to iPadThai
Cause when I go to a bar I really care about the bartenders opinion of me.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:21 pm to iPadThai
On the tip line I always write "here's a tip, get a real job!"
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:23 pm to iPadThai
I would like to see a survey of what bartenders think people should be drinking. Not that I would drink it but rather curious about where their heads are at.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:25 pm to el Gaucho
quote:he gets it
el Gaucho
Bartenders are on par with hair dressers and strippers that wear pasties
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:27 pm to iPadThai
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Frozen Cocktail – 39%
Hey I like a Pina colada on vacation on occasion.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:28 pm to iPadThai
I'm judging a bartender if he/she is my age or older and doesn't own the establishment.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:38 pm to iPadThai
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so bye
frick you motherfricker
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:44 pm to iPadThai
Why they hatin on Long Islands? I got smashed on those a many day. Screw you and your judgemental ways. I like Aristocrat vodka too, it's cheap and mixes well.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:47 pm to iPadThai
I'm not concerned about what this nerd thinks of me.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:53 pm to iPadThai
I was once told to never order an Irish Car Bomb in a legitimate Irish pub. You’re basically asking to have your arse kicked.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:53 pm to GeauxxxTigers23
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Cause when I go to a bar I really care about the bartenders opinion of me.
I don't think I'd order those drinks, but if I did, that would be my thought too.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:55 pm to AbitaFan08
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I was once told to never order an Irish Car Bomb in a legitimate Irish pub. You’re basically asking to have your arse kicked.
Friend of mine said one of his buddies ordered a black and tan at a pub in Ireland. Dude barely got out of there alive.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:59 pm to AbitaFan08
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I was once told to never order an Irish Car Bomb in a legitimate Irish pub. You’re basically asking to have your arse kicked.
Friend of mine said he ordered one in Ireland, and the bartender poured two tall shots of 151, set them on fire and told him he can have his car bomb after he drinks the twin towers.
I was impressed with the savagery.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 7:34 pm to iPadThai
Appletini, please. Easy on the tini.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 7:48 pm to iPadThai
Some drink orders that I judge:
Jaeger and red bull cocktail - yes over ice. Gross
151 rum and sour - usually ordered by rapey types for their date that wanted an amaretto sour.
Jaeger and red bull cocktail - yes over ice. Gross
151 rum and sour - usually ordered by rapey types for their date that wanted an amaretto sour.
Posted on 12/14/17 at 7:50 pm to AbitaFan08
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I was once told to never order an Irish Car Bomb in a legitimate Irish pub. You’re basically asking to have your arse kicked.
It would be like ordering a 9/11 or a columbine.
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