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FYI, Your Bartender Is Judging You If You Order One Of These Five Drinks

Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:18 pm
Posted by iPadThai
Member since Oct 2011
1035 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:18 pm
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Alcohol.org recently conducted a survey asking bartenders to spill their thoughts on everything from most annoying bar behaviors to which drinks make them think negatively of customers. The top five drinks aren't all that surprising, although you've definitely ordered at least one of them before.

According to the survey of more than 260 bartenders, the percentage of bartenders who thought less of customers after ordering these drinks are as follows:

Appletini – 49%
Jägerbomb – 40%
Frozen Cocktail – 39%
Sex on the Beach – 38%
Irish Car Bomb – 30%


Other eyebrow-raising drinks included Long Island Iced Teas (they're called LIT for a reason), light beer, and Kahlua and coffee, which I guess is weird if it's not winter, but otherwise seems like a fair order to me. Also, frozen drinks are the best, so bye.

In other news, the bartenders were asked their thoughts on appropriate tipping, and you'll be happy with their response - most bartenders (38%) think $1 per drink is a fair amount to tip at a standard bar or dive bar. If you're at a pub, lounge, or restaurant bar, 18 to 20% of the total bill tends to be thought of as most appropriate. That seems pretty reasonable, and on par with what Americans are already doing. You can see the full results of alcohol.org's study here.

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This post was edited on 12/20/17 at 8:01 am
Posted by dinner roll
buttery goodness
Member since Feb 2006
6367 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:20 pm to
don't judge me
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136842 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:20 pm to
I'm not a chode, so need not worry about ordering such drinks
Posted by beerJeep
Louisiana
Member since Nov 2016
35116 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:20 pm to
I judged the frick out of guys who would order long islands or blue motorcycles.
Posted by GeauxxxTigers23
TeamBunt General Manager
Member since Apr 2013
62514 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:21 pm to
Cause when I go to a bar I really care about the bartenders opinion of me.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53115 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:21 pm to
On the tip line I always write "here's a tip, get a real job!"
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
18928 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:23 pm to
I would like to see a survey of what bartenders think people should be drinking. Not that I would drink it but rather curious about where their heads are at.
Posted by Rouge
Floston Paradise
Member since Oct 2004
136842 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:25 pm to
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el Gaucho
he gets it

Bartenders are on par with hair dressers and strippers that wear pasties
Posted by t00f
Not where you think I am
Member since Jul 2016
90474 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:27 pm to
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Frozen Cocktail – 39%


Hey I like a Pina colada on vacation on occasion.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63191 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:28 pm to
I'm judging a bartender if he/she is my age or older and doesn't own the establishment.
Posted by Lou Pai
Member since Dec 2014
28149 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:38 pm to
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so bye


frick you motherfricker
Posted by AtticusOSullivan
Member since Mar 2016
2279 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:44 pm to
Why they hatin on Long Islands? I got smashed on those a many day. Screw you and your judgemental ways. I like Aristocrat vodka too, it's cheap and mixes well.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134887 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:47 pm to





I'm not concerned about what this nerd thinks of me.
Posted by AbitaFan08
Boston, MA
Member since Apr 2008
26642 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:53 pm to
I was once told to never order an Irish Car Bomb in a legitimate Irish pub. You’re basically asking to have your arse kicked.
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29206 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:53 pm to
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Cause when I go to a bar I really care about the bartenders opinion of me.


I don't think I'd order those drinks, but if I did, that would be my thought too.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134887 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:55 pm to
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I was once told to never order an Irish Car Bomb in a legitimate Irish pub. You’re basically asking to have your arse kicked.

Friend of mine said one of his buddies ordered a black and tan at a pub in Ireland. Dude barely got out of there alive.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63191 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 6:59 pm to
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I was once told to never order an Irish Car Bomb in a legitimate Irish pub. You’re basically asking to have your arse kicked.



Friend of mine said he ordered one in Ireland, and the bartender poured two tall shots of 151, set them on fire and told him he can have his car bomb after he drinks the twin towers.

I was impressed with the savagery.
Posted by dirtsandwich
AL
Member since May 2016
5193 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 7:34 pm to
Appletini, please. Easy on the tini.
Posted by tigeralum06
Member since Oct 2007
2789 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 7:48 pm to
Some drink orders that I judge:

Jaeger and red bull cocktail - yes over ice. Gross
151 rum and sour - usually ordered by rapey types for their date that wanted an amaretto sour.
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
171055 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 7:50 pm to
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I was once told to never order an Irish Car Bomb in a legitimate Irish pub. You’re basically asking to have your arse kicked.


It would be like ordering a 9/11 or a columbine.
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