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re: FYI, Your Bartender Is Judging You If You Order One Of These Five Drinks

Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:05 pm to
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58797 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:05 pm to
Meh. I judge a lot of bartenders. You would be surprised at how many cannot make a proper martini. Even at bars here in NYC that charge $20 for a drink.

It’s fricking pathetic.
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:08 pm to
I immediately judge if I order an old fashioned and the bartender asks what type of bourbon.

I pay with cash because I know it will be the only drink I am ordering from him.
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29545 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:39 pm to
IDGAF if a bartender is judging me. I imagine the only people who find that statistic or this article amusing would be bartenders who really like to bartend
Posted by tduecen
Member since Nov 2006
161244 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:40 pm to
I judge everyone, especially those with a beard
Posted by TH03
Mogadishu
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 12/14/17 at 8:43 pm to
Posted by MeridianDog
Home on the range
Member since Nov 2010
14204 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:18 pm to
Please allow me to quickly judge myself. If I order a drink at all, it will be a light beer.

I guess that makes me a no class guy. However, I still tip the person who pulls my longneck out of the cooler, takes the cap off of my miller light and leaves the glass in the freezer. I do like a napkin under my beer, so I guess I am a pain in the arse about that.

I would have thought they would applaud me because I do my thing and get the hell out of their way.

Shows how little I know about anything.
Posted by Matisyeezy
End of the bar, Drunk
Member since Feb 2012
16624 posts
Posted on 12/14/17 at 10:22 pm to
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This post was edited on 12/14/17 at 10:26 pm
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
20527 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 1:47 am to
quote:

It would be like ordering a 9/11 or a columbine.




No kidding. What sort of dumb frick would try to order that in Ireland?
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29206 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 6:30 am to
quote:

. I judge a lot of bartenders


Rightly so. Many of them act like they are curing diseases with their self importance.
Posted by Tiger inTampa
Tampa, FL
Member since Sep 2009
2171 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 7:58 am to
No shits given what a "bartender" thinks I should be drinking. However, a "Mixologist" carries some clout....
Posted by The Spleen
Member since Dec 2010
38865 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 8:28 am to
I judged everyone by their drink order when I bartended.
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38820 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 9:03 am to
quote:

I judged everyone by their drink order when I bartended.

#metoo

if some chode ordered a "highball" on 3 for 1 highball night they got tequila and root beer
Posted by fightin tigers
Downtown Prairieville
Member since Mar 2008
73681 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 9:07 am to
frick them for asking a bartender to do their job.
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29206 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 9:11 am to
quote:

if some chode ordered a "highball" on 3 for 1 highball night they got tequila and root beer


Root Beer? You were a bartender at Red Robin?
Posted by cgrand
HAMMOND
Member since Oct 2009
38820 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 9:16 am to
quote:

You were a bartender at Red Robin?



the soda gun had root beer for some reason
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29206 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 12:11 pm to
quote:

the soda gun had root beer for some reason



Well that's not a bad thing.
Posted by El Magnifico
La casa de tu mamá
Member since Jan 2014
7017 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 1:08 pm to
What's wrong with getting shite faced on a few car bombs?
Posted by Langland
Trumplandia
Member since Apr 2014
15382 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 2:51 pm to
quote:

What's wrong with getting shite faced on a few car bombs?

Car bombs are the tits.
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
58797 posts
Posted on 12/15/17 at 3:02 pm to
quote:

I judge everyone, especially those with a beard


What?
Posted by weaveballs1
Baton Rouge
Member since Jun 2010
3040 posts
Posted on 12/16/17 at 2:14 am to
quote:

Friend of mine said he ordered one in Ireland, and the bartender poured two tall shots of 151, set them on fire and told him he can have his car bomb after he drinks the twin towers.

I was impressed with the savagery.


Holy shite

I love the Irish.
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