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A guy walks into a bar owned by Eminem

Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:30 am
Posted by DavidTheGnome
Monroe
Member since Apr 2015
29231 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:30 am
He tells the bartender,"Give me 2 shots of..."
The bartender cuts him off saying,"You only get 1 shot."
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:30 am to
Boo
Posted by WoWyHi
Member since Jul 2009
23339 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:30 am to
And vomited up mom's spaghetti.
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24569 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:30 am to
Hehe
Posted by Spaulding Smails
Milano’s Bar
Member since Jun 2012
18805 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:31 am to
Dinner special is Mom's Spaghetti
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:31 am to
Did he miss his chance to blow?
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53122 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:31 am to
What is Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?










HAND EYYYYYYEEEEEE
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:32 am to
Motherfrickers act like they forgot about gay.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:32 am to
And it's the 45th POTUS and Trump bitch slaps Eminem while the SS hold him down.

Ultimate power move.
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
66982 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:32 am to
Above the bar are his fgt father's panties up in a bunch
Posted by stelly1025
Lafayette
Member since May 2012
8539 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:35 am to
Posted by DirtyMikeandtheBoys
Member since May 2011
19429 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:36 am to
Lone upvote
Posted by tankyank13
NOLA
Member since Nov 2012
7725 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:38 am to
On the surface, did he look calm and ready?
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167510 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:57 am to
One kid says to another kid "haha you're a virgin
The kid responds "No I'm not. Ask your sister"
The first kid says "I don't have a sister"
The other kid says "You will in 9 months"
Posted by Pintail
Member since Nov 2011
10477 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 9:59 am to
You missed your chance to blow
Posted by Hangit
The Green Swamp
Member since Aug 2014
39244 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 10:05 am to
You did the right thing with a bad joke, rapping it up quickly.
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
71515 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 10:12 am to
I smiled.

A black guy, a basketball player, and a rapist walked into a bar, so the bartender said, "Hi Kobe".
Posted by R11
Member since Aug 2017
3424 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 10:58 am to
I laughed a little.
Upvote
Posted by dcrews
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2011
30223 posts
Posted on 10/22/17 at 11:28 am to
You're getting downvoted, but your joke was hilarious
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