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You're the last man on the planet and you're needed to repopulate the species..

Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:43 am
Posted by Captain Ron
Location: Ted's
Member since Dec 2012
4340 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:43 am
What ratio of you being required to plow OT1s vs OT10s would make you say: frick this, let the species die out!




This post was edited on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
67023 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am to
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frick this, let the species die out!


Just weight until starvation kicks.
Posted by Tigeralum2008
Yankees Fan
Member since Apr 2012
17159 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am to
I already save the planet by only plowing OT10's
Posted by crazyLSUfan
LA (Lower Alabama)
Member since Aug 2006
6698 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am to
Why would you even want to repopulate the world with Option1 if we were all about to go extinct? That'd be doing a major disservice to the future of humanity.
Posted by chinhoyang
Member since Jun 2011
23718 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am to
It is likely that fatties will slowly become non-existent under that scenario. No factories ginning out Ho-Ho's.
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10852 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am to
There's nobody left to judge. Plow them all.
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
135136 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:46 am to
Why can't I reject 1's?

It's my body!

#nomeansno
#metoo
Posted by SLafourche07
Member since Feb 2008
9932 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:47 am to
Quickly do #1, immediately followed by #2.
Posted by Jimbeaux
Member since Sep 2003
20170 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:48 am to
Serious answer? I'd probably frick them all to propagate the species.

OT non-serious answer: I'd still probably frick them all. There'd be no other dudes around to rag on me.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
22000 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:48 am to
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You're the last man on the planet and you're needed to repopulate the species..


First I'd exile all the fatties out of my armageddon society because they aren't fit enough to be productive hunters/gatherers and would consume a bigger share of our resources. Then only OT 7's and up would be left to repopulate with.
Posted by Mike da Tigah
Bravo Romeo Lima Alpha
Member since Feb 2005
59023 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:51 am to
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You're the last man on the planet and you're needed to repopulate the species..


How would I have enough time or energy to actually have sex with Big girl?

I would think feeding her would be a full time job in and of itself.


Posted by Thib-a-doe Tiger
Member since Nov 2012
35554 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:51 am to
It would be a perfect opportunity for me to cull the herd
Posted by Scooba
Member since Jun 2013
19999 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:52 am to
I don't want OT 1's on this planet. No reason to impregnate.
Posted by Evil Little Thing
Member since Jul 2013
11276 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:52 am to
How does someone that size deliver a baby?
Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
27534 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:53 am to
I'd only frick the smart ones without health issues.

250lbs and under
Posted by KG6
Member since Aug 2009
10920 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:54 am to
So which is a 1 and which is a 10 from those pictures?
Posted by pjab
Member since Mar 2016
5655 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:01 am to
Obviously food is not scarce in this scenario.
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
53305 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:04 am to
Can you imagine having to take care of a bunch of nagging women by yourself? Sounds terrible
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124737 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:14 am to
Last man on earth, I'm only banging fit white women, preferably Northern European, with blonde or red hair and non-brown eyes.

Throw in some Slavic women too.

And Celtic and Gaelic.

I'll take an Asian occasionally
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
42867 posts
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:16 am to
I am not long enough to service option 1.

I wouldnt even get hard, so option 2 for me.

1. Any women under 5 3" in reasonable shape up to 20 lbs over optimum bmi.

2. All ot 8's and up.

Let love rule.
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