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You're the last man on the planet and you're needed to repopulate the species..
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:43 am
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:43 am
What ratio of you being required to plow OT1s vs OT10s would make you say: frick this, let the species die out!
This post was edited on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am to Captain Ron
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frick this, let the species die out!
Just weight until starvation kicks.
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am to Captain Ron
I already save the planet by only plowing OT10's
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am to Captain Ron
Why would you even want to repopulate the world with Option1 if we were all about to go extinct? That'd be doing a major disservice to the future of humanity.
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am to Captain Ron
It is likely that fatties will slowly become non-existent under that scenario. No factories ginning out Ho-Ho's.
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:45 am to Captain Ron
There's nobody left to judge. Plow them all.
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:46 am to Captain Ron
Why can't I reject 1's?
It's my body!
#nomeansno
#metoo
It's my body!
#nomeansno
#metoo
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:47 am to Captain Ron
Quickly do #1, immediately followed by #2.
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:48 am to Captain Ron
Serious answer? I'd probably frick them all to propagate the species.
OT non-serious answer: I'd still probably frick them all. There'd be no other dudes around to rag on me.
OT non-serious answer: I'd still probably frick them all. There'd be no other dudes around to rag on me.
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:48 am to Captain Ron
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You're the last man on the planet and you're needed to repopulate the species..
First I'd exile all the fatties out of my armageddon society because they aren't fit enough to be productive hunters/gatherers and would consume a bigger share of our resources. Then only OT 7's and up would be left to repopulate with.
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:51 am to Captain Ron
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You're the last man on the planet and you're needed to repopulate the species..
How would I have enough time or energy to actually have sex with Big girl?
I would think feeding her would be a full time job in and of itself.
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:51 am to Captain Ron
It would be a perfect opportunity for me to cull the herd
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:52 am to Captain Ron
I don't want OT 1's on this planet. No reason to impregnate.
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:52 am to Captain Ron
How does someone that size deliver a baby?
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:53 am to Captain Ron
I'd only frick the smart ones without health issues.
250lbs and under
250lbs and under
Posted on 10/17/17 at 8:54 am to Captain Ron
So which is a 1 and which is a 10 from those pictures?
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:01 am to Captain Ron
Obviously food is not scarce in this scenario.
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:04 am to Captain Ron
Can you imagine having to take care of a bunch of nagging women by yourself? Sounds terrible
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:14 am to Captain Ron
Last man on earth, I'm only banging fit white women, preferably Northern European, with blonde or red hair and non-brown eyes.
Throw in some Slavic women too.
And Celtic and Gaelic.
I'll take an Asian occasionally
Throw in some Slavic women too.
And Celtic and Gaelic.
I'll take an Asian occasionally
Posted on 10/17/17 at 9:16 am to Captain Ron
I am not long enough to service option 1.
I wouldnt even get hard, so option 2 for me.
1. Any women under 5 3" in reasonable shape up to 20 lbs over optimum bmi.
2. All ot 8's and up.
Let love rule.
I wouldnt even get hard, so option 2 for me.
1. Any women under 5 3" in reasonable shape up to 20 lbs over optimum bmi.
2. All ot 8's and up.
Let love rule.
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