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Posted on 8/23/17 at 6:06 am to biglego
Naw, I'm good.
If it got any better, I'd stroke out.
Thanks though.
If it got any better, I'd stroke out.
Thanks though.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 7:56 am to rebeloke
Do you walk to school or carry your lunch?
Posted on 8/23/17 at 7:59 am to rebeloke
For me, sex is a deep muscle massage.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 8:01 am to rebeloke
I'll go with the massage because I usually cry less after that.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 8:18 am to HogX
I had an hour long deep tissue massage once and evidently I'm just not the type that enjoys this kind of thing.....I'll take the 4 minutes of intercourse over the hour of awkward rub down any day.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 8:27 am to Lollipop Jones
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quote:
Do I get to pick the woman?
Who said anything about a woman
Correct, you get a choice between Raymond or Ken
Posted on 8/23/17 at 8:30 am to CGSC Lobotomy
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Deep muscle massages really hurt.
Really? Those are literally the only kind I get
Posted on 8/23/17 at 9:38 am to rebeloke
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Would you rather have sex or a deep muscle massage and for a solid hour?
quote:for 5 mins
have sex
quote:for the other 55
deep muscle massage
Posted on 8/23/17 at 11:36 am to HogX
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I'll go with the massage because I usually cry less after that.
This comment made my day. Thank you!
Posted on 8/23/17 at 11:41 am to VinegarStrokes
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Johnny, I have never thought about a man... in that way. But the adoration that you have poured on me today has made me feel that if this is something that you need, frick it, it is Vegas!
Posted on 8/23/17 at 11:42 am to AUjim
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I had an hour long deep tissue massage once and evidently I'm just not the type that enjoys this kind of thing.....I'll take the 4 minutes of intercourse over the hour of awkward rub down any day.
yep. i don't care for them. i'm sore for the next day or 2 afterward.
and considering you can get a 1hr deep tissue anytime you want for like $60, i'd take the sex every time.
This post was edited on 8/23/17 at 11:43 am
Posted on 8/23/17 at 11:53 am to CAD703X
Go to the tech board right meow
Posted on 8/23/17 at 11:55 am to rebeloke
1/2 hr of each
Posted on 8/23/17 at 12:00 pm to rebeloke
My muscles aren't that deep. I'll take the pussy, certified organic and non-GMO.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 12:01 pm to HogX
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I'll go with the massage because I usually cry less after that.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 12:01 pm to CelticDog
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1/2 hr of each
i'd rather have 2 5-minute sex sessions with 2 different women at the same time.
Posted on 8/23/17 at 12:06 pm to rebeloke
i have never had a deep tissue massage
Posted on 8/23/17 at 12:11 pm to Topwater Trout
OP probably said he wouldn't bang Lindsey Vonn because of her beef curtains too. Insert gay gif
Posted on 8/23/17 at 12:14 pm to vengeanceofrain
Depends on who I get to have sex with.
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