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re: Cats have to be some of the most useless pets in existence.

Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:34 am to
Posted by theantiquetiger
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Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:34 am to
George Carlin on cats

Plus, cats have proven the world isn't flat, because if the world was flat, the cats would have intentionally knocked everything off of it.
Posted by otowntiger
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Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 8/10/17 at 4:54 am to
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rat population. They also directly and indirectly control snake population. They also control the rabbit population
. They also control the bird population, which in my book is not good. I have a pet cat but he's not allowed to roam outside and kill birds.
Posted by Cdawg
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Posted on 8/10/17 at 4:58 am to
Cats?





Pew pew pew pew
Posted by CelticDog
Member since Apr 2015
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Posted on 8/10/17 at 6:30 am to
Mice, rats and moles say hi.
Posted by PhillipJFry
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 8/10/17 at 6:38 am to
OP is a Royals fan I bet. Cat ran onto field last night and next pitch was a grand slam by Molina (Cards). Almost the exact time he started this thread was when that homer was.

Cats are awesome. They can take care of themselves. Dogs you have to plan your day around themes many have already stated.
This post was edited on 8/10/17 at 6:42 am
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
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Posted on 8/10/17 at 6:53 am to
Royals suck.

Cats suck.

Stupid things demand attention without needing anything. Then they cry nonstop if you don't devote every waking moment to their existence.

They are like children without the payoff of them making it to the big leagues so you can mooch off of them.
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
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Posted on 8/10/17 at 7:01 am to
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Only gay guys have cats.


This thread proves otherwise, plenary of straight cat owners in here.

Anyway, gays guys own pugs. You of all people should know that.
Posted by TigerFanInSouthland
Louisiana
Member since Aug 2012
28065 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 8:15 am to
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You know dogs snack out of litter boxes, right? Dogs eat cat shite and are happy about it. That pretty much sums up dogs.




Poop Eating Animals

Dogs aren't the only ones.
Posted by jackmanusc
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Posted on 8/10/17 at 8:38 am to
Posted by LSU fan 246
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Posted on 8/10/17 at 8:56 am to
I think the OT has turned a corner. The upvotes for cats in here


Lol at genro
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
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73181 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 8:59 am to
This place has become a haven of betas.

BETAS!!!
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
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Posted on 8/10/17 at 8:59 am to
Cats are awesome!

Next kitty I get will be a Maine Coon.
Posted by Gulf Coast Tiger
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Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:04 am to
I live in the country. I have a cat to keep the field mice at bay.
Posted by Crow Pie
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Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:06 am to
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Or would you rather Cat Benatar and Fuzz Aldrin take care of that for you

My cat, Kitty Perry, approves of those names!!
Posted by LSUZombie
A Cemetery Near You
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Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:06 am to
Had both cats and dogs growing up. Both are great.
Posted by UFFan
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Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:08 am to
Not even close.

Rabbits and lizards.
Posted by Crow Pie
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Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:16 am to
Geaux Tigers!

Posted by DelU249
Austria
Member since Dec 2010
77625 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:25 am to
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They are completely useless and serve no purpose.


pest control. a lot of warehouses especially in rural areas have cats.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
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Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:27 am to
Outdoor cats are highly skilled killers. But yes, in the hands of a dumbass, they are quickly reduced to the most annoying creatures on the planet. On the other hand, I have had a barn cat for 15 years, he's never been inside and I have gotten countless minutes of entertainment watching him hunt. He doesn't have time to dick around with people because there is always more death to be dealt. I watched a nature show with the kids and the wild exotic cats showed me nothing I haven't seen a hundred times out my back window.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Arlington TX
Member since Jan 2016
40812 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 9:30 am to
Crow is that a bengal?
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