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re: Cats have to be some of the most useless pets in existence.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:02 am to supadave3
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:02 am to supadave3
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Right, they'll just maul the neighbors 3 year old when his plastic baseball ends up in your yard.
You're talking about pit bulls. I'm talking about every cat in the world.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:08 am to rebeloke
And not a single frick was given that day
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:08 am to Spock's Eyebrow
Cats have a murder button
DO NOT TOUCH THE MURDER BUTTON!!
DO NOT TOUCH THE MURDER BUTTON!!
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:09 am to TheArrogantCorndog
Is that what happened to Siegfried
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:10 am to supadave3
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My ex had a damn dog that thing was a pain in the arse.
Generally speaking, women are shitty dog owners
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:12 am to genro
Some say yes, but the reality is cats hate gay magic
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:34 am to TigerFanInSouthland
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You know this could be easily fixed if you get a dog door, right?
You know dogs snack out of litter boxes, right? Dogs eat cat shite and are happy about it. That pretty much sums up dogs.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:36 am to Scruffy
The Scruffmeister is not wrong.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:36 am to Clames
Most dogs don't that. You could teach them not to do that. You could teach them to use the box themselves. Many dogs are very trainable and eager to please
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:42 am to Spock's Eyebrow
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You're talking about pit bulls
I knew my argument was a shitty one but it was all I could think of at that moment.
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I'm talking about every cat in the world.
Not every cat. Mine has never scratched me. I got that hooker declawed when she was around 6 months old. If she scratched me before that, I don't remember it.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:50 am to White Bear
I basically have a zoo lol I have a snake, an octopus (yes a fricking octopus) two salt water fish tanks, a bangel cat an Africn gray parrot and an Alaskan husky
Sasha my cat is the most low maintenance of them all and without question the Hardest. Like if some shite went down and I had to pick a pet Sasha will put in work. Sometimes she's looking at me and I swear to God she's saying"bitch I'll kill u"
Bangels are a genetically engineeed species she's just four generations from the foundation which is actually actual fricking leopard and she's not as ......... docile as most Domestic cats. Shell attack u before my dog will. Dog and her do not get along and are never in the same room
Sasha my cat is the most low maintenance of them all and without question the Hardest. Like if some shite went down and I had to pick a pet Sasha will put in work. Sometimes she's looking at me and I swear to God she's saying"bitch I'll kill u"
Bangels are a genetically engineeed species she's just four generations from the foundation which is actually actual fricking leopard and she's not as ......... docile as most Domestic cats. Shell attack u before my dog will. Dog and her do not get along and are never in the same room
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:54 am to Scruffy
@Spaceranger I bet this dude is a steph curry fan
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:55 am to genro
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Most dogs don't that
Most would given a chance.
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You could teach them not to do that.
Better luck teaching them not to sniff assholes.
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Many dogs are very trainable and eager to please
Go own a husky.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 1:00 am to vengeanceofrain
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bangel cat
The frick is this? You have a BENGAL cat and don't even know how to spell it.
Nice.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 1:10 am to Scruffy
Uh
You must be a city dweller
My cats kill snakes, rats, and bugs. They are far more useful than most dogs.
You must be a city dweller
My cats kill snakes, rats, and bugs. They are far more useful than most dogs.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 2:48 am to Scruffy
quote:Au contaire mon frère, they're outstanding killing machines.
completely useless and serve no purpose.
Birds, squirrels, rabbits. Those useless fricks kill everything.
Speaking of useless cats, Lafayette Parish just adopted this stupid policy of not killing feral cats.
quote:Great, little killers will be free to kill every small mammal in Lafayette.
The Lafayette City-Parish Council adopted changes to its animal control ordinance Tuesday that follow recommendations by Target Zero, a national non-profit group that's helping Lafayette move to no-kill status.
One of the big changes is a community cat diversion policy, where free-roaming or community cats are trapped, neutered, vaccinated, ear-tipped and returned to the location where they were trapped.
This post was edited on 8/10/17 at 2:50 am
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:02 am to supadave3
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supadave3
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My ex
quote:Do you mean his parents? i.e. your boyfriend?
had to either bring him to her parents in Lafayette
Only gay guys have cats.
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:09 am to airfernando
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Cats control mice/rat population. They also directly and indirectly control snake population. They also control the rabbit population, which you'd appreciate if you have a garden. They can also be very entertaining.
They also kill scorpions which may not mean a lot to most of you but means a ton to me! I don’t have any cats but they are pretty gangster.
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