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re: Cats have to be some of the most useless pets in existence.

Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:02 am to
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:02 am to
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Right, they'll just maul the neighbors 3 year old when his plastic baseball ends up in your yard.



You're talking about pit bulls. I'm talking about every cat in the world.
Posted by rebeloke
Member since Nov 2012
17328 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:07 am to
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
34300 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:08 am to
And not a single frick was given that day
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16038 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:08 am to
Cats have a murder button



DO NOT TOUCH THE MURDER BUTTON!!
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62711 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:09 am to
Is that what happened to Siegfried
Posted by ElroyJetSon
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2011
4018 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:10 am to
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My ex had a damn dog that thing was a pain in the arse.


Generally speaking, women are shitty dog owners
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16038 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:12 am to
Some say yes, but the reality is cats hate gay magic
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19974 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:34 am to
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You know this could be easily fixed if you get a dog door, right?


You know dogs snack out of litter boxes, right? Dogs eat cat shite and are happy about it. That pretty much sums up dogs.
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
134318 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:36 am to
The Scruffmeister is not wrong.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62711 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:36 am to
Most dogs don't that. You could teach them not to do that. You could teach them to use the box themselves. Many dogs are very trainable and eager to please
Posted by supadave3
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2005
32421 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:42 am to
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You're talking about pit bulls


I knew my argument was a shitty one but it was all I could think of at that moment.

quote:

I'm talking about every cat in the world.


Not every cat. Mine has never scratched me. I got that hooker declawed when she was around 6 months old. If she scratched me before that, I don't remember it.
Posted by Pico de Gallo
Member since Aug 2016
1894 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:48 am to
Barn cats
Posted by vengeanceofrain
depends
Member since Jun 2013
12465 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:50 am to
I basically have a zoo lol I have a snake, an octopus (yes a fricking octopus) two salt water fish tanks, a bangel cat an Africn gray parrot and an Alaskan husky


Sasha my cat is the most low maintenance of them all and without question the Hardest. Like if some shite went down and I had to pick a pet Sasha will put in work. Sometimes she's looking at me and I swear to God she's saying"bitch I'll kill u"
Bangels are a genetically engineeed species she's just four generations from the foundation which is actually actual fricking leopard and she's not as ......... docile as most Domestic cats. Shell attack u before my dog will. Dog and her do not get along and are never in the same room
Posted by bluebarracuda
Member since Oct 2011
19543 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:54 am to
@Spaceranger I bet this dude is a steph curry fan
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
19974 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 12:55 am to
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Most dogs don't that


Most would given a chance.

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You could teach them not to do that.


Better luck teaching them not to sniff assholes.

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Many dogs are very trainable and eager to please



Go own a husky.
Posted by Pico de Gallo
Member since Aug 2016
1894 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 1:00 am to
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bangel cat


The frick is this? You have a BENGAL cat and don't even know how to spell it.

Nice.
Posted by uway
Member since Sep 2004
33109 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 1:10 am to
Uh

You must be a city dweller

My cats kill snakes, rats, and bugs. They are far more useful than most dogs.
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 2:48 am to
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completely useless and serve no purpose. 
Au contaire mon frère, they're outstanding killing machines.

Birds, squirrels, rabbits. Those useless fricks kill everything.

Speaking of useless cats, Lafayette Parish just adopted this stupid policy of not killing feral cats.
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The Lafayette City-Parish Council adopted changes to its animal control ordinance Tuesday that follow recommendations by Target Zero, a national non-profit group that's helping Lafayette move to no-kill status.

One of the big changes is a community cat diversion policy, where free-roaming or community cats are trapped, neutered, vaccinated, ear-tipped and returned to the location where they were trapped. 
Great, little killers will be free to kill every small mammal in Lafayette.
This post was edited on 8/10/17 at 2:50 am
Posted by bhtigerfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
33618 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:02 am to
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supadave3
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My ex
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had to either bring him to her parents in Lafayette 
Do you mean his parents? i.e. your boyfriend?

Only gay guys have cats.
Posted by lsu480
Downtown Scottsdale
Member since Oct 2007
92903 posts
Posted on 8/10/17 at 3:09 am to
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Cats control mice/rat population. They also directly and indirectly control snake population. They also control the rabbit population, which you'd appreciate if you have a garden. They can also be very entertaining.


They also kill scorpions which may not mean a lot to most of you but means a ton to me! I don’t have any cats but they are pretty gangster.
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