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re: Cats have to be some of the most useless pets in existence.

Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:33 pm to
Posted by KyleOrtonsMustache
Krystal Baller
Member since Jan 2008
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Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:33 pm to
Not a cat lover by any means but the best thing about our cat is it lets me know someone is coming to my door without making a sound, so I can avoid all human contact with strangers. The little SOB will sit up straight and then run behind the chair a full min. Before anyone knocks. I guess he hears them coming up the drive.

And he kills the frick out of chipmunks when he's outside.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:33 pm to
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Just brought two GSD pups home from the shelter today!



love em.

Have no use for a cat.
Posted by jdeval1
Member since Dec 2009
7525 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:35 pm to
We have two labs. Best dogs I've ever owned
Posted by Scruffy
Kansas City
Member since Jul 2011
78045 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:35 pm to
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Cats control mice/rat population. They also directly and indirectly control snake population. They also control the rabbit population, which you'd appreciate if you have a garden. They can also be very entertaining.
Cats are a plague on the animal kingdom and have contributed to the extinction of over 30 animal species and are currently a threat to over 100 species.

They suck as animals and their owners suck for letting domestic cats roam free, resulting in feral cats.

They suck.
Posted by White Bear
Homeless
Member since Jul 2014
17815 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:35 pm to
Cats shite indoors. That does it for me.
Posted by LoveThatMoney
Who knows where?
Member since Jan 2008
12785 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:36 pm to
Filthy, lazy, no good animals. Hate cats.
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16038 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:36 pm to
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Have no use for a well trained killing machine.



Ninja cat is waiting

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
299716 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:37 pm to
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Not a cat lover by any means but the best thing about our cat is it lets me know someone is coming to my door without making a sound, so I can avoid all human contact with strangers. The little SOB will sit up straight and then run behind the chair a full min. Before anyone knocks. I guess he hears them coming up the drive.


My kids had one at one time and the bastard brought mice in the house to play with

Never again
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:38 pm to
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Cats have to be some of the most useless pets in existence.

Nah. Dogs are the only ones that even have a case against cats. More useless than cats:

Birds
Lizards
Tarantulas
Frogs
Turtles
Fish

Cats kill spiders and mice so that alone makes them more useful than every pet besides dogs.
Posted by Peazey
Metry
Member since Apr 2012
25427 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:38 pm to
Not a huge fan of cats either. There is only one legitimate use that I can think of. They are sadistic, killing machines. They are great for killing pests. This was probably of particular importance in the past before the relatively high sanitation standards of the modern world.
Posted by LaBR4
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:38 pm to
Posted by rocket31
Member since Jan 2008
41888 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:39 pm to
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To everyone who swears their cat is awesome I tell them, if your cat could eat you, it would.


as opposed to a dog who would rather die of starvation?

lol strong logic
Posted by TheArrogantCorndog
Highland Rd
Member since Sep 2009
16038 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:41 pm to
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Filthy, lazy, no good animals. Hate cats.



Now you've done it



Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53603 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:42 pm to
Posted by Btrtigerfan
Disgruntled employee
Member since Dec 2007
24179 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:42 pm to
They make good hot tamales.

Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62711 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:43 pm to
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as opposed to a dog who would rather die of starvation?
What?

I'm not talking about starvation. Many dogs are more than capable of killing and eating their owners yet they don't. If house cats were big enough, they would. Dum dum
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29454 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:44 pm to
Almost forgot, cats are the only animal that can alert you to the presence of ghosts.
Posted by genro
Member since Nov 2011
62711 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:44 pm to
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Cats kill spiders and mice so that alone makes them more useful than every pet besides dogs.
Spiders kill a myriad of insects
Posted by Spock's Eyebrow
Member since May 2012
12300 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:45 pm to
Harsh, but I'll meow it.
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
53603 posts
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:45 pm to
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Ninja cat is waiting


Game, set, match.



This post was edited on 8/9/17 at 10:48 pm
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