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re: Cats have to be some of the most useless pets in existence.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:33 pm to Scruffy
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:33 pm to Scruffy
Not a cat lover by any means but the best thing about our cat is it lets me know someone is coming to my door without making a sound, so I can avoid all human contact with strangers. The little SOB will sit up straight and then run behind the chair a full min. Before anyone knocks. I guess he hears them coming up the drive.
And he kills the frick out of chipmunks when he's outside.
And he kills the frick out of chipmunks when he's outside.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:33 pm to Ray Penpillage
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Just brought two GSD pups home from the shelter today!
Have no use for a cat.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:35 pm to RogerTheShrubber
We have two labs. Best dogs I've ever owned
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:35 pm to airfernando
quote:Cats are a plague on the animal kingdom and have contributed to the extinction of over 30 animal species and are currently a threat to over 100 species.
Cats control mice/rat population. They also directly and indirectly control snake population. They also control the rabbit population, which you'd appreciate if you have a garden. They can also be very entertaining.
They suck as animals and their owners suck for letting domestic cats roam free, resulting in feral cats.
They suck.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:35 pm to Scruffy
Cats shite indoors. That does it for me.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:36 pm to Scruffy
Filthy, lazy, no good animals. Hate cats.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:36 pm to RogerTheShrubber
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Have no use for a well trained killing machine.
Ninja cat is waiting

Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:37 pm to KyleOrtonsMustache
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Not a cat lover by any means but the best thing about our cat is it lets me know someone is coming to my door without making a sound, so I can avoid all human contact with strangers. The little SOB will sit up straight and then run behind the chair a full min. Before anyone knocks. I guess he hears them coming up the drive.
My kids had one at one time and the bastard brought mice in the house to play with
Never again
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:38 pm to Scruffy
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Cats have to be some of the most useless pets in existence.
Nah. Dogs are the only ones that even have a case against cats. More useless than cats:
Birds
Lizards
Tarantulas
Frogs
Turtles
Fish
Cats kill spiders and mice so that alone makes them more useful than every pet besides dogs.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:38 pm to Scruffy
Not a huge fan of cats either. There is only one legitimate use that I can think of. They are sadistic, killing machines. They are great for killing pests. This was probably of particular importance in the past before the relatively high sanitation standards of the modern world.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:39 pm to genro
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To everyone who swears their cat is awesome I tell them, if your cat could eat you, it would.
as opposed to a dog who would rather die of starvation?
lol strong logic
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:41 pm to LoveThatMoney
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Filthy, lazy, no good animals. Hate cats.
Now you've done it
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:42 pm to Scruffy
They make good hot tamales.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:43 pm to rocket31
quote:What?
as opposed to a dog who would rather die of starvation?
I'm not talking about starvation. Many dogs are more than capable of killing and eating their owners yet they don't. If house cats were big enough, they would. Dum dum
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:44 pm to Scruffy
Almost forgot, cats are the only animal that can alert you to the presence of ghosts.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:44 pm to dbeck
quote:Spiders kill a myriad of insects
Cats kill spiders and mice so that alone makes them more useful than every pet besides dogs.
Posted on 8/9/17 at 10:45 pm to TheArrogantCorndog
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Ninja cat is waiting
Game, set, match.
This post was edited on 8/9/17 at 10:48 pm
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