re: Cats have to be some of the most useless pets in existence.

Posted by OMLandshark

Member since Apr 2009

120445 posts

Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:19 pm to Scruffy

If you have a yard they do. My parents have a cat that hunts the shite out of moles and rodents in general. They'll always have one cat simply for it to hunt vermin.

Posted by dbeck

Member since Nov 2014

29454 posts

Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:19 pm to Spock's Eyebrow

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then scratch the ever-loving shite out of you for your trouble

Sounds like you're not doing it right.

Posted by TigerFanInSouthland

Louisiana

Member since Aug 2012

28065 posts

Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:21 pm to Scruffy

I'm as indifferent to cats as they are to me. Probably why cats seem to like me, I don't pay them any mind and expect the same from them.

A good dog that you can work with (not lap dogs, they're fricking USELESS) is the best companion a man can have. Especially if it's trained to get you beer.

Posted by TheArrogantCorndog

Highland Rd

Member since Sep 2009

16038 posts

Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:21 pm to genro

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shite man. Just get a goldfish. Or a fake plant would be the ultimate pet

Self sufficient pets are pretty sweet... wouldnt expect a dog owner to understand next level pet care... they're too busy planning their time around taking care of an animal instead of enjoying it without having to baby it

Posted by Spock's Eyebrow

Member since May 2012

12300 posts

Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:21 pm to dbeck

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Sounds like you're not doing it right.

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me... you can't get fooled again. You can't trust the cat.

Posted by TigerFanInSouthland

Louisiana

Member since Aug 2012

28065 posts

Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:25 pm to TheArrogantCorndog

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Ever hear a cat owner say, we gotta go early... gotta go make sure the cat doesnt shite on the floor... hell no...

You know this could be easily fixed if you get a dog door, right? They don't make litter boxes for dogs, and the cat's litter box isn't really that healthy for the cat...or you.

Your Cat's Litter Box Is Putting You Both At Risk

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Posted by TheArrogantCorndog

Highland Rd

Member since Sep 2009

16038 posts

Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:27 pm to TigerFanInSouthland

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They don't make litter boxes for dogs, and the cat's litter box isn't really that healthy for the cat...or you.

A clean litter box is just fine for a cat... and if you're that worried, teach it to use the toilet

Posted by dchunk

NOLA

Member since Dec 2010

1034 posts

Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:29 pm to Scruffy

I like cats. They taste just like chicken

Posted by genro

Member since Nov 2011

62711 posts

Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:31 pm to TheArrogantCorndog

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wouldnt expect a dog owner to understand next level pet care

Legit

Posted by Nawlens Gator

louisiana

Member since Sep 2005

5963 posts

Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:34 pm to dchunk

Worthless animals. Bury them up to their heads then run over them with the lawn mower. If you can't catch them for this, just shoot them. They are the most destructive predator in existence and need to be eradicated.

Posted by TheArrogantCorndog

Highland Rd

Member since Sep 2009

16038 posts

Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:36 pm to genro

I had to come up with something

Posted by yurintroubl

Dallas, Tx.

Member since Apr 2008

30192 posts

Posted on 8/9/17 at 11:37 pm to Scruffy

Scruffy.... Quit baggin' on cats and stick to the pet you know.