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Woman tells truth about dad bods
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:47 pm
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:47 pm
Here are the real reasons women "love" dad bods
Pecker's Translation:
1) Women are insecure and want you to be ugly so they can feel like they have the upper hand in the relationship
2) Women are insecure and want you to be obese so that they'll look thinner when they stand next to you
3) Women are insecure and if they feel your firm body while cuddling it will remind them of their pudgy, unsightly body
4) Women are insecure and don't want to feel bad about eating like shite so they want you to also eat like shite
5) Women are insecure and want you to grow old with a sloppy body so they don't feel bad about being lazy and also having a sloppy body
Don't fall for this bros. It's the first step to living a life devoid of sex, driving a minivan, doing chores around the house, and waiting for everyone in the house to go to sleep so you can beat your meat. All while your wife drives around in the car you bought her, shopping with her friends and reading erotica online while she secretly wishes a young man with a hard body would wreck her box.
Keep fighting the good fight.
quote:
(1) It doesn't intimidate us.
Few things are worse than taking a picture in a bathing suit, one being taking a picture in a bathing suit with a guy who is crazy fit. We don't want a guy that makes us feel insecure about our body. We are insecure enough as it is.
(2) We like being the pretty one.
We love people saying "they look cute together." But we still like being the center of attention. We want to look skinny and the bigger the guy, the smaller we feel and the better we look next to you in a picture.
(3) Better cuddling. No one wants to cuddle with a rock.
(4) Good eats.
The dad bod says he doesn't meal prep every Sunday night so if you want to go to Taco Tuesday or $4 pitcher Wednesday, he'd be totally down. He's not scared of a cheat meal because he eats just about anything and everything.
(5) You know what you're getting.
Girls tend to picture their future together with their guys early on. Therefore, if he already has the dad bod going on, we can get used to it before we date him, marry him, have three kids. We know what we are getting into when he's got the same exact body type at the age of 22 that he's going to have at 45.
Pecker's Translation:
1) Women are insecure and want you to be ugly so they can feel like they have the upper hand in the relationship
2) Women are insecure and want you to be obese so that they'll look thinner when they stand next to you
3) Women are insecure and if they feel your firm body while cuddling it will remind them of their pudgy, unsightly body
4) Women are insecure and don't want to feel bad about eating like shite so they want you to also eat like shite
5) Women are insecure and want you to grow old with a sloppy body so they don't feel bad about being lazy and also having a sloppy body
Don't fall for this bros. It's the first step to living a life devoid of sex, driving a minivan, doing chores around the house, and waiting for everyone in the house to go to sleep so you can beat your meat. All while your wife drives around in the car you bought her, shopping with her friends and reading erotica online while she secretly wishes a young man with a hard body would wreck her box.
Keep fighting the good fight.
This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 1:53 pm
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Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:49 pm to Pecker
Pretty sure you've done this thread already.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:49 pm to Pecker
I love these posts.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:49 pm to Pecker
quote:
Pecker
What kind of dumbass would take dating advice about women from a woman? That was females 101 from my pop.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:50 pm to Pecker
Don't know If you are trying to trigger the OT, but you prolly just did
Also I think this article may have been posted and discussed already... could be a different but similar one though
#EatSlayLive
Also I think this article may have been posted and discussed already... could be a different but similar one though
#EatSlayLive
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:50 pm to Pecker
When is it ok to have a Dad body ? 35? 40? 50?
I'll answer it for you after you whiff.
I'll answer it for you after you whiff.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:51 pm to Pecker
Goldennugget is triggered like a motherfricker.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:52 pm to Pecker
quote:
It's the first step to living a life devoid of sex, driving a minivan, doing chores around the house, and waiting for everyone in the house to go to sleep so you can beat your meat. All while your wife drives around in the car you bought her, shopping with her friends and reading erotica online while she secretly wishes a young man with a hard body would wreck her box.
I'm just curious why a Pecker marriage will be different? You are about to get married, right?
This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 1:52 pm
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:52 pm to Pecker
quote:
(1) It doesn't intimidate us.
Few things are worse than taking a picture in a bathing suit, one being taking a picture in a bathing suit with a guy who is crazy fit. We don't want a guy that makes us feel insecure about our body. We are insecure enough as it is.
Been dealing with this in my marriage. Every time I start getting a little too lean, I get guilt trips about going to the gym or how I'm eating.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:52 pm to Pecker
90% of women have no damn clue what they want.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:52 pm to Pecker
quote:
(3) Better cuddling. No one wants to cuddle with a rock.
I do not believe this
This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 1:53 pm
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:53 pm to Pecker
quote:
We know what we are getting into when he's got the same exact body type at the age of 22 that he's going to have at 45.
if some dude has a "dad bod" at 22 you can bet your arse he's gonna be a fat arse at 45
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:53 pm to Pecker
Dad bods signal that you have money and don't need to care about said body. Women love money. There ya go.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:56 pm to Pecker
You mean women want to be around people who make them look better because they're insecure and immature? Color me shocked.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:56 pm to Pecker
I'm not gonna lie, I'm thrilled with this article.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:57 pm to Pecker
quote:
Keep fighting the good fight.
What, hitting the gym twice a day? frick that. Nothing makes the panties drop better than good ole fashioned green stuff. Luckily I can have a dad bod and money.
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:59 pm to Pecker
This is the stupidest thing I've ever read (the thing you linked, not your comments).
It's the equivalent of the male, "I don't like conventionally hot women with makeup and flattering clothing". Ha. Yeah. Sure you don't.
Or maybe those women just don't fricking look at you.
It's the equivalent of the male, "I don't like conventionally hot women with makeup and flattering clothing". Ha. Yeah. Sure you don't.
Or maybe those women just don't fricking look at you.This post was edited on 7/11/17 at 1:59 pm
Posted on 7/11/17 at 1:59 pm to Pecker
There's way too many fat people in this world. This is just women using a fat SO as an excuse to get fat too
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:01 pm to Pecker
Yay, I can quit CrossFit!
Posted on 7/11/17 at 2:01 pm to Pecker
quote:
We know what we are getting into when he's got the same exact body type at the age of 22 that he's going to have at 45.
This is definitely a load of crap. At 22, I was so thin I was nearly transparent.
At 45, I was about 50 pounds heavier. I'm not a lard-arse by any stretch, but there was no way my wife could look at me and envision that I'd be what I am.
Newsflash: if your guy is a little soft in the middle and likes the Taco Tuesdays and dollar pitcher nights at the local watering hole at 22, he's gonna a full-blown fat-arse at 45.
You want a fatso? That's fine, but don't be shocked when your young guy 'with a little baby fat' ends up with a lot of man fat in middle age.
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