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Greatest dilemma you've faced whether or not to bang a chick
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:30 am
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:30 am
Several years ago, this girl went to work for my CPA. She was about a decade younger than me, just out of college, and married with a kid. I was in an LTR at the time. She was given my account and we developed a good working relationship.
Fast forward a few years and she gets divorced and my LTR has ended. I was devastated over the breakup but started hitting the town on weekends and ran into her several times. She dropped more than a few not so subtle hints. A couple times my buddies even picked up on it and asked why I didn't pursue her. She was hot and I wanted her but I just couldn't do it.
I have a gift for pissing women off and know all too well that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Because she did a great job preparing my financial statements and keeping me with a low tax obligation, I was afraid of the consequences if we hooked up and things went sideways, as they normally have in my relationships with women. As a business owner, it's not as simple as submitting a W-2. There are a lot of deductions that a tax pro can find that lowers your liability. And she knew more about my finances than anyone. She eventually left my CPA firm for a larger one 3 hours away. I still wonder if I made the right decision.
I discussed the possibilities with an older man I respected, also a business owner. He pointed out even though she wasn't directly employed by me, she had the power to cause me great misery if things didn't go her way. He told me "never fish off the company dock" and that was pretty much the deciding factor to keep my dick in my hand. Any other OT'ers have a similar story?
Fast forward a few years and she gets divorced and my LTR has ended. I was devastated over the breakup but started hitting the town on weekends and ran into her several times. She dropped more than a few not so subtle hints. A couple times my buddies even picked up on it and asked why I didn't pursue her. She was hot and I wanted her but I just couldn't do it.
I have a gift for pissing women off and know all too well that hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. Because she did a great job preparing my financial statements and keeping me with a low tax obligation, I was afraid of the consequences if we hooked up and things went sideways, as they normally have in my relationships with women. As a business owner, it's not as simple as submitting a W-2. There are a lot of deductions that a tax pro can find that lowers your liability. And she knew more about my finances than anyone. She eventually left my CPA firm for a larger one 3 hours away. I still wonder if I made the right decision.
I discussed the possibilities with an older man I respected, also a business owner. He pointed out even though she wasn't directly employed by me, she had the power to cause me great misery if things didn't go her way. He told me "never fish off the company dock" and that was pretty much the deciding factor to keep my dick in my hand. Any other OT'ers have a similar story?
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:32 am to samson73103
I'm not reading all that
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:33 am to samson73103
Taxes aren't that hard. I would have chased the arse.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:34 am to samson73103
You made the absolute right decision.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:34 am to samson73103
so did you dip your stick in or not
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:35 am to samson73103
Chick had my last name. Oddly enough, she also had my sister's first name.
Found this out on a couch getting naked. Clothes went back on. There was no way we were realted, but it was too much for me to think about. I bailed.
Found this out on a couch getting naked. Clothes went back on. There was no way we were realted, but it was too much for me to think about. I bailed.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:36 am to samson73103
The answer was simple. Tell the girl you'd like to ask her out, but that if it gets serious she should transfer the file to someone else in the office.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:38 am to samson73103
She was hot, but had AIDS
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:38 am to samson73103
quote:
Greatest dilemma you've faced whether or not to bang a chick
if there's a bad odor coming from the vagina, i always abort.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:39 am to samson73103
First off, what makes you think she wanted more of you than just a frick? You know, grown women, fresh out of a marriage, like to frick, just like men.
The absurdity that you are scared to frick an attractive woman, out of fear it means LTR and eventual failure, tells me you have serious issues.
Listen, the beauty of being mature, is that mature women and mature men both know what's up...and they frick a lot, knowing that's all it is at that point.
Immature idiots, look at a simple frick as the start of some LTR
Blows my mind how you punks look too much into a horny woman...
The absurdity that you are scared to frick an attractive woman, out of fear it means LTR and eventual failure, tells me you have serious issues.
Listen, the beauty of being mature, is that mature women and mature men both know what's up...and they frick a lot, knowing that's all it is at that point.
Immature idiots, look at a simple frick as the start of some LTR
Blows my mind how you punks look too much into a horny woman...
This post was edited on 5/26/17 at 10:48 am
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:41 am to samson73103
quote:
I still wonder if I made the right decision.
You made the wrong decision.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:46 am to samson73103
I knew she was crazy as frick and she really liked me so it would be hard to get rid of her. Of course I fricked her anyway and and got caught up in her psycho shite.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:46 am to samson73103
quote:
to bang a chick
You misspelled beng.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:47 am to samson73103
Almost sounds like a Seinfeld episode....
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:50 am to samson73103
I didn't read that shite but my best friend's sister (Hot Blonde) accosted me one time in a swimming pool.
She had these biguns and I fell for her and banged her brains out all summer.
Destroyed my friendship with my best friend from childhood.
He made me be a damned usher in his wedding instead of standing up with him
She had these biguns and I fell for her and banged her brains out all summer.
Destroyed my friendship with my best friend from childhood.
He made me be a damned usher in his wedding instead of standing up with him
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:54 am to samson73103
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I have a gift for pissing women off
This is an inherently male trait....we all possess it
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:54 am to samson73103
This girl I knew awhile back was super hot and she was into me but every time I thought about making a move some guy's face kept popping into my head...
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:55 am to samson73103
Freshman year of college, I was offered a three way with this trashy, unattractive chick who had a gap in her teeth and a persistent need for getting my cock in her that was almost hot, and her fat ugly roommate. It was a hard pass, but I had a feeling that was my one and only shot with 2 chicks at same time that made me linger on the idea for a length of time that makes me shudder looking back on it.
Posted on 5/26/17 at 9:57 am to samson73103
Do I want to frick this 18 year old and ruin a great thing, or not...
Still haven't lived that mistake down.
I'm a dumbass
Still haven't lived that mistake down.
I'm a dumbass
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