Who are the biggest douches in rock music?

Led Zeppelin
Pink Floyd
Phish

john lennon

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1. Richard Patrick, Filter and NIN

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When he was still getting loaded. Sober version of Richard Patrick is actually a good guy.

Dave Grohlol

Not really rock music, but this Father John Misty cat is quickly climbing the douchebag charts in the token attention-whoring hipster douchebag category.

Eddie Van Halen.
--Gets cancer twice, refuses to quit smoking, wife leaves him.

--Kicks out one of the best rock-n-roll front men ever because they can't get along.

--Kicks out replacement front man who was very good and helped move the band in new directions.

--Kicks out bass player who was the heart of the rhythm section, provided the high vocal harmonies, and is, by all accounts, a really nice guy. Replaces him with his fat, retarded son, and then bags on original bass player to anyone who will listen, after working with the guy for 30+ years.

Don't get me wrong, Van Halen is and will always be my favorite rock band, but, man. frick EVH. I always thought DLR was the a-hole prima donna. Nope.

Bono says "Hi"



I remember a comedian banging on Bono for being pretentious. His ability to take any song and make a political statement.
"There was a farmer who had a dog
And Bingo was his name O
Sing B...B iiiiii
Come on! This goes out to all the dogs in the shelters!"

Brett Michaels - nough said
Bruce Srpingsteen - creates shitty propaganda music
Eric Clapton - ruined every band he was in
Neil Young - liberal pos, hates the south
Mike Gordon - molested an 8 year old
Win Butler - second line for amy winehouse
Dave Schools - obese piece of shite
Frank Black - never lets the girl sing
Mickey Hart - ruined the grateful dead
Gene Simmons - conned millions of Midwestern idiots and made a shitty reality show

Lars Ulrich