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I can predict from FB posts which of my female friends will leave their husbands

Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:53 pm
Posted by amgslg
Member since Jun 2014
322 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:53 pm
I'm batting three for three with this now. They stop posting pictures with their husbands. Then they start posting lots of pictures with their "fun" female friends going out or at their kids' events [stuff like "look at us cool baseball moms drinking wine together we're so crazy love these women] or on "moms only" trips. Then sure enough, a few months later, "here's a pic of me and my guy" and it's a NEW freaking guy and not their husband.

I can spot this a mile away. I even tell my husband that this mom is going to be the next one to leave and I'm always right.

I just saw pics tonight of yet another mom with a new boyfriend [and not her husband] and I'm depressed about it ... especially for the kids. I used to think most marriages broke up because the guy cheated but I'm starting to think it's the moms. What do you guys think?
Posted by blueboy
Member since Apr 2006
56581 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:56 pm to
Look. A woman who thinks she's always right. How refreshing.
Posted by Kcrad
Diamondhead
Member since Nov 2010
55117 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:56 pm to
You, sir, are a genius.
This post was edited on 2/18/17 at 11:57 pm
Posted by AndyCBR
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Nov 2012
7569 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:56 pm to
Bitches be triflin'
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
79153 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:57 pm to
I think you're on to something. Lots of desperately unhappy people out there.
Posted by TigersHuskers
Nebraska
Member since Oct 2014
11310 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:57 pm to
Sammich time
Posted by Bushmaster
19th Hole
Member since Oct 2008
39646 posts
Posted on 2/18/17 at 11:58 pm to
I bet you stalk all of your old boyfriends who did you on FB and tell your husband he is special
Posted by Hammertime
Will trade dowsing rod for titties
Member since Jan 2012
43030 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:00 am to
Your husband lets you use the internet this late? Hmm......time for a prediction?
Posted by Jimmy2shoes
The South
Member since Mar 2014
11004 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:07 am to
Fake Book is the shiznit for the broken marriage
Posted by stlslick
St.Louis,Mo
Member since Nov 2012
14120 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:07 am to
it's usually the ones who lose weight, and now think they are born again.

i see it happen all the time. husband put up with her fatass for decades, she loses weight and now she thinks her shite doesnt stink
Posted by GreatLakesTiger24
One State Solution
Member since May 2012
55948 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:10 am to
quote:

look at us cool baseball moms drinking wine together we're so crazy love these women]
nailed it
Posted by Mir
Member since Sep 2016
2777 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:20 am to
Pics of these single ladies
Posted by bconne1
Member since Jun 2006
776 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:22 am to
If they didn't have pussies they'd be corralled and hunted for sport.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112831 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:23 am to
It's rampant in oil field country

Good looking girl marries Ronnie the Roustabout at age 20, girl turns 40, realizes she's spent 20 years having kids and spending her one vacation a year in a shitty condo in Destin, decides to start partying and inevitably gets tired of husband and leaves
Posted by Volvagia
Fort Worth
Member since Mar 2006
51943 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:25 am to
Why are you acting like noticing a trend of pubically advertised actions indicating distance (posting pictures with hubby all the time, then choosing to spend it with friends rather than him) is some kind of superpower?
This post was edited on 2/19/17 at 2:26 am
Posted by ZIGG
Member since Dec 2016
10250 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:37 am to
You know what's even worse than the age old MYTH that it's always the man's fault? Is the "Captain Save-a-Hoe" mentality that has plagued so many men forever.

We all know the types. These men don't deserve a single ounce of respect. Spineless Cucks.
Posted by malvin
Member since Apr 2013
4628 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 12:50 am to
This seems like a useful skill
Posted by IceTiger
Really hot place
Member since Oct 2007
26584 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 1:45 am to
In my very long stint in the military, I can say the following:

1/3 of all men cheat all the time...the other 2/3s don't do shite.
But

Almost all (95%) women cheat if they have to go more than 4 months...
1/2 at three months
1/4 at a month

Women can only take so much attention before they crack.
Posted by Badmamajama
Houston
Member since Dec 2016
86 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 2:17 am to
If you (whether man or woman) aren't happy in your marriage why stay? You only get 1 life. There are plenty of folks who get divorced and still raise perfectly happy children. Also it's Facebook for eff sake! what are they gonna post "omg I'm so effing sad I'm old and have to start over fml" then the thread would be "God I'm so over these dear diary fb posts..." let them live their life.
Posted by lsuwontonwrap
Member since Aug 2012
34147 posts
Posted on 2/19/17 at 4:12 am to
You sound bitter. Sorry your wife dumped you and left you with the kids.
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