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Why do fat people get to board plane first?

Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:37 pm
Posted by Cosmo
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:37 pm
Why do we reward disgusting lifestyle choices?
Posted by gthog61
Irving, TX
Member since Nov 2009
71001 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:38 pm to
to do their load balancing shite to make sure the plane doesn't roll over?
Posted by stout
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Member since Sep 2006
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:39 pm to
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Why do fat people get to board plane first?



Because I pay for business or first class.
Posted by SmoothOperator96
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:40 pm to
Do they actually say "Okay. All fat people please stand and come aboard!"
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Member since Jun 2004
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:40 pm to
i laughed
Posted by LucasP
Member since Apr 2012
21618 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:42 pm to
Flight is the enemy of gravity, just like fat people. Trust me, you want them on your side.
Posted by BigPerm30
Member since Aug 2011
26209 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:44 pm to
The worst part is that these same people get in the front of the plane and take their fat arse time getting off.
Posted by Ed Osteen
Member since Oct 2007
57573 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:45 pm to
They are idiots. I try to be the last person on, frick sitfing on a plane any longer than I absolutey have to
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 5:45 pm to
Because they're courageous for eating 20,000 calories a day. So beautiful.
Posted by 50_Tiger
Dallas TX
Member since Jan 2016
40340 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:09 pm to
Theres pre boarding, then priority, then group numbers.

Im guessing fatties get on preboarding? Im guessing they are in wheelchairs?
Posted by Breauxfessor
Ferriday
Member since Sep 2016
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:11 pm to
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20181 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:17 pm to
Because of the four Fs couyon!

Fatties First For Flights
This post was edited on 1/6/17 at 6:18 pm
Posted by MLCLyons
Member since Nov 2012
4712 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:20 pm to
where does this happen? I've never been on a flight where the boarded fatties first, unless they're in a wheelchair.
Posted by notiger1997
Metairie
Member since May 2009
58501 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:34 pm to
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unless they're in a wheelchair.


I'm sure he's talking about the fatties that need the scooters.
I haven't seen it that much. It's not like what you would see in a walmart with the fatties riding them bitches all the time.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:53 pm to
quote:

Because I pay for business or first class.


So you're fat?
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
69429 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 6:57 pm to
quote:

They are idiots. I try to be the last person on,


No, frick sitting in a center seat.
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
3066 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 7:03 pm to
Why don't they board window seats first then middles then aisles? Seems like alot less trouble for everyone.
Posted by Mitcher8
Hopefully St. George soon
Member since Dec 2016
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Posted on 1/6/17 at 7:07 pm to
Because feelings
Posted by dewster
Chicago
Member since Aug 2006
25446 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 7:14 pm to
quote:

Why don't they board window seats first then middles then aisles? Seems like alot less trouble for everyone.



Potential drawback would be the lack of overhead space left for isle passengers.
Posted by Permit
Stuart, FL
Member since Jan 2017
368 posts
Posted on 1/6/17 at 7:17 pm to
I was flying out of Jacksonville two years ago and there were over 25 people in wheelchairs waiting to board my flight to Baltimore. Only a couple were handicapped, the rest were overweight and boarded before second group. I have never seen this before...
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