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Man I love duck breast

Posted on 12/20/16 at 7:33 pm
Posted by CP3
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2009
7416 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 7:33 pm
But apparently not as much as my pup. Step outside for 10 min and 12 marinaded teal breast had vanished from the counter.

Someone's gonna have a long, messy night in her kennel.
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39549 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 7:40 pm to
Mine swiped a bowl of about 2lbs of crab meat earlier last summer at the camp that we had been peeling all afternoon. SMH
Posted by wickowick
Head of Island
Member since Dec 2006
45821 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 7:42 pm to
She knows you have been holding out on her. She got even...
Posted by Redfish2010
Member since Jul 2007
15169 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 7:59 pm to
At least i know where mine got his behavior from
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
15841 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 8:07 pm to
I've had Great Danes for the past 10.5 years and only had one mishap, had a rescue eat a whole cooked frozen pizza the day we got her I will beat a dogs arse if it takes my food.
Posted by Tigerpaw123
Louisiana
Member since Mar 2007
17279 posts
Posted on 12/20/16 at 8:14 pm to
Does that count as an additional 6 ducks fetched this season for her?
Posted by SouthboundTiger
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2014
1071 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 7:33 am to
Mine swiped 2 tenderloins off the counter last year...might have went overboard with that beating..
Posted by oldcharlie8
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2012
7808 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 7:46 am to
what in the hell are you doing "breasting" teal?

holy shite. you'd be stoned to death for doing this where I'm from.
This post was edited on 12/21/16 at 7:48 am
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
23834 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 7:48 am to
You call your wife "duck"?
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
19432 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 8:08 am to
Mine ate 4 hamburger patties right off the grill once, had one of those short black camping grills going .

Posted by Jack Daniel
In the bottle
Member since Feb 2013
25566 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 9:33 am to
I rather female homosapien breast.
Posted by Yewkindewit
Near Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
20091 posts
Posted on 12/21/16 at 11:01 am to
My Lab no longer touches any food on a plate or on a counter. He learned not to shortly after he snatched an entire chocolate bunt cake and an 8 piece Popeyes box of spicy chicken off the counter. If I leave a plate on the coffee table and leave the room, he'll look at it and drool but won't ease any closer to it.

It didn't take a good arse whippin either, just shaming......
Posted by tkr1407
Nawfiest Laweezianna
Member since Aug 2011
3132 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 11:46 am to
Your dog likes breasts more than you.

That mean's your lesbian dog is more into tits than you. Ha! Gaaaaaaaay!
Posted by BRgetthenet
Member since Oct 2011
117734 posts
Posted on 12/22/16 at 9:36 pm to
Had a roommate in college who's dog ate the middle out of two crawfish pies I had cooling on the counter.

We took turns beating him.
This post was edited on 12/22/16 at 9:37 pm
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