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re: best comeback when you get "Roll Tide-ed."

Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:25 pm to
Posted by mikedatyger
Orlandeaux, FL
Member since Jun 2005
4017 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:25 pm to
quote:

Just finish it for them.

Gump: "Rawl Taahhhd..."
You: "...round the bowl and down the hole, roll tide, roll."

Do it with a limp dick index finger twirling downward like a sad helicopter.

Then punch them in the mouth regardless of who else is looking, urinate on their unconscious body, go frick their mother in the butt, nut in her hair, then unfriend her on Facebook.

Psychologists call this negative reinforcement.

Wow, you is some messed up!
Posted by Mr. Hangover
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2003
34518 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:25 pm to
Spell 'roll tide'
Posted by SouthTiger504
Member since Sep 2014
1163 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:25 pm to
I always give them an obnoxious twangy "RAWWELL TAHHD YAWL" right back. They usually get awkwardly quiet and look away.
Posted by mikedatyger
Orlandeaux, FL
Member since Jun 2005
4017 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:26 pm to
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When I get roll tide-Ed, I start a thread and ask other people what I should say back to them next time it happens. Maybe you should try that

Did you think of that ALL BY YOURSELF? OMG, your mommy would be so proud.
Posted by MightyYat
New Orleans
Member since Jan 2009
24515 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:28 pm to
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My favorite is "what year did you graduate?"


This is actually the winner.
Posted by marinebioman
Ocean Springs, MS
Member since Feb 2005
3396 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:28 pm to
I laugh every time I hear it because I have started using the term "roll tide" anytime I see somebody doing something really stupid (sort of like "Here's your sign"). And quite often the person doing something stupid responds to my "Roll Tide" with a sincere one of their own!
This post was edited on 1/6/16 at 12:29 pm
Posted by The First Cut
Member since Apr 2012
14012 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:28 pm to
Posted by Uranus Jones
Member since Mar 2006
146 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:29 pm to
Many years ago, (1983 to be exact, the year Bear Bryant died), a friend and I got "Roll Tide-ed" after yet another loss to Bama in Tiger Stadium. Despite the fact that this was not done in a mean-spirited manner, and the Tide fans were just happy that their team won, my hot-headed friend yelled back at them, and this is a direct quote, to "suck Bear Bryant's dead arse!!!"

The Bear was still recently deceased and this completely deflated the gumps and probably ruined their trip. Their whole demeanor and body language changed and they walked away like they were leaving a funeral. Not sure if this would be as effective in this day and age, but...
Posted by mikedatyger
Orlandeaux, FL
Member since Jun 2005
4017 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:29 pm to
quote:

My favorite is "what year did you graduate?"

So true. They usually have never set foot on the campus, or any other for that matter.
Posted by firstandtiger
Sulphur, LA
Member since Aug 2013
234 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:29 pm to
We were getting that crap "roll tide". as we walked up to the Bama stadium this year. There were some LSU fans right behind us a a group of Gumps let out a Roll Tide. They said "what does that even mean" in a real good puzzled way. The poor Gumps had no answer and the looked pretty defeated!
Posted by Weaver
Madisonville, LA
Member since Nov 2005
27723 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:35 pm to
Around the bowl down the hole
Posted by LSUSoulja08
Member since Oct 2007
16969 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:37 pm to
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Then punch them in the mouth regardless of who else is looking, urinate on their unconscious body, go frick their mother in the butt, nut in her hair, then unfriend her on Facebook.


legit had someone come into my office to see if I was okay from me laughing really hard out loud but also trying to muffle it
Posted by JvB_84
Member since Apr 2013
597 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:39 pm to
"Who the frick is Todd?"
Posted by GeologyGrad88
NW Arkansas
Member since Nov 2015
1027 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:41 pm to
TampaTiger!!! Great response!

Posted by TexasTiger89
Houston, TX
Member since Feb 2005
24365 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:50 pm to
It's Tiger Bait! You repeat it if he keeps talking.
Posted by DestrehanTiger
Houston, TX by way of Louisiana
Member since Nov 2005
12496 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

"Who the frick is Todd?"


Yeah, I like using this one. Who is this Todd character you guys keep talking about?
Posted by TigerFlash
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Member since Mar 2006
391 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:52 pm to
If you're in your LSU attire, reply War Eagle! You'll get one of two responses, either a dumb founded look because they don't expect that from an LSU fan and they are not quick enough to respond to that or they will just laugh.
Posted by Walt OReilly
Poplarville, MS
Member since Oct 2005
124694 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:55 pm to
Don't say anything to them. Just come up from behind them and sucker punch them. It doesn't matter if it's a woman or child either. Just beat the absolute shite out of them and then piss or spit on them.
Posted by Tigha510
baton rouge
Member since Oct 2012
52 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 12:58 pm to
Roll yo tired arse on home. Stole that one from my sister.
Posted by Coater
Madison, MS
Member since Jun 2005
33073 posts
Posted on 1/6/16 at 1:11 pm to
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Just was Roll Tide-ed" again.


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