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re: best comeback when you get "Roll Tide-ed."
Posted on 1/6/16 at 4:00 pm to mikedatyger
Posted on 1/6/16 at 4:00 pm to mikedatyger
After a day/night of watching football, a buddy (an AU fan ) and myself took off to Huddle House for a 2am waffle. I sit in my LSU hat and shirt...buddy has his Auburn hat on. Older gentleman and his wife walk in wearing the dreading crimson colors and yells, " ROLL TIDE " !!! So.... I politely ask him to spell Tuscaloosa. Old bastard didn't speak another word and we enjoyed out waffles in peace!!
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Posted on 1/6/16 at 4:01 pm to Gray Tiger
The say- "Roll Tide"
You say - "That's what I yell when I frick my sister"
You say - "That's what I yell when I frick my sister"
Posted on 1/6/16 at 4:18 pm to clms1999
In all seriousness, the "what year did you graduate" or "you went to Alabama" just shuts everything down. People are literally stumbling over their words trying to justify their fandom. Usually I jump in and start calling them band wagoners or asking them to name the coach before Saban. At they point they leave severely dejected. It's actually pretty incredible to see how a couple of phrases can just destroy an Alabama "fan."
Now if they tell what year they did graduate from Alabama, shut up and take it, cause they own our arse.
Now if they tell what year they did graduate from Alabama, shut up and take it, cause they own our arse.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 4:22 pm to MightyYat
How is that baseball championship coming?
Posted on 1/6/16 at 4:27 pm to kjanchild
I would just respond with "Yes, I attended classes there and am still an LSU fan. I guess there is no osmosis there." (If they understand what osmosis means--most are osmosis fans, anyway).
Posted on 1/6/16 at 4:27 pm to mikedatyger
Thank them for reminding you to take a shite today.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 4:37 pm to mikedatyger
quote:
mikedatyger
best comeback when you get "Roll Tide-ed."
by mikedatyger
"Do you want to measure my neck to see if it's the right size for your scrotum?"
"Brian Downing!!!" (Teabagger)
"Harvey Updyke!!"
"Justin Ross Harris!""
"Home Depot Bakery!""
"Albert Means!"
"Rusty Houser!" (Lafayette theatre murderer)
"I use Oxyclean"
"So you eat rolls made of detergent for breakfast?"
"No, you mean 'Ebb Tide'. Water or tides don't ROLL, they flow....Moron."
"Rollllllll Teeeeeeears"
"Is a flowing wave of water supposed to be intimidating or frightening in any way?....Moron."
"Your mascot is a giant flatulating zoo animal the color of a douchebag....Moron."
"I see.....So you worship a Detergent Box and a Roll of Charmin. K. Moron."
"Ebbbbbb Taaaaaahd."
This post was edited on 1/6/16 at 4:44 pm
Posted on 1/6/16 at 4:38 pm to mikedatyger
Roll this dick in your mouth
Posted on 1/6/16 at 5:20 pm to mikedatyger
I just smile and say "Tiger Bait, baby".
No need to be nasty.
No need to be nasty.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 5:36 pm to mikedatyger
Roll deeze nuts in your piehole inbred Gump
Posted on 1/6/16 at 5:36 pm to mikedatyger
Look at them, smile and say "Low Tide!" Most never even hear the low and keep on trucking.
This post was edited on 1/6/16 at 5:40 pm
Posted on 1/6/16 at 6:04 pm to mikedatyger
Swift kick to the shin, punctuated by shouting, "take that you lugubrious son of a bitch!"
Posted on 1/6/16 at 6:09 pm to What Ever I Want
That has always been my best one
Posted on 1/6/16 at 6:10 pm to mikedatyger
I just RAAAWWWWWLLL TAAAAHHHHDDD YAAAYY HAWWWW back
Posted on 1/6/16 at 6:49 pm to mikedatyger
I hear it whenever I wear LSU gear out of the house and I always laugh at first, then give them a serious look in the eyes, and respond with I never get tired of hearing that (long pause) ever.
They usually chuckle at first and then look all confused like they cant really tell if Im kidding or not.
plz
bitch Im from looooooeeeezeeeeana!
They usually chuckle at first and then look all confused like they cant really tell if Im kidding or not.
plz
bitch Im from looooooeeeezeeeeana!This post was edited on 1/6/16 at 7:10 pm
Posted on 1/6/16 at 7:03 pm to mikedatyger
" no amount of Bama wins will stop you from being attracted to your sister"
"No amount of Bama wins will make your trailer a house."
"No amount of Bama wins will make your trailer a house."
Posted on 1/6/16 at 7:04 pm to mikedatyger
"Please just give me my food, thanks"
Posted on 1/6/16 at 7:26 pm to 9th Green At 9
Go Clemson, that's all the hope we have at the moment.
FOREVER LSU
FOREVER LSU
Posted on 1/6/16 at 7:26 pm to mikedatyger
who's your number two wide receiver
in which they just stare.
in which they just stare.
Posted on 1/6/16 at 7:29 pm to mikedatyger
quote:
Sick of it. Just was Roll Tide-ed" again. I mostly just
Just say "well we lost 6 in a row tothe tide so suck it"
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