re: best comeback when you get "Roll Tide-ed."

"Bless your heart...."

As the only LSU graduate working at a small college in Southwest Virginia, I inevitably hear it whenever I wear LSU gear. Since the antagonists are students, I alternate my responses among the following:

"What year did you graduate?"

"Have you ever even been to Tuscaloosa?"

"I think that bandwagon is already full."

Yes, I have put too much thought into this. Did I mention I live in Southwest Virginia?

"We beat you last year so shut up".

Just respond with "Off a f**king cliff"

Me and some buddies did this from a balcony on Bourbon one NYE when Bama was in town for the Sugar Bowl and we rustled many jimmies

Look at them in a condescending way like I feel sorry for them and don't say anything and walk away.

Nothing a redneck hates more.

I usually ask "Roll Tide?" Wait... what does that mean?

When they give me a long, drawn out answer, I always respond, "Oh, so you all have a football team, too?"

The look on their faces is always priceless.

Seriously... this one works every time.

I don't really care if someone tells me their teams chant

I just say, oh god another bandwagon fan.

"Pa-role, tide indeed"