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I am not high. Amarillo By Morning is about a bull and not a cowboy.

Posted on 6/24/15 at 7:00 pm
Posted by Scoop
RIP Scoop
Member since Sep 2005
44583 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 7:00 pm
Amarillo by morning, up from San Antone.
Everything that I've got is just what I've got on.
When that sun is high in that Texas sky
I'll be bucking at the county fair.
Amarillo by morning, Amarillo I'll be there.

They took my saddle in Houston, broke my leg in Santa Fe.
Lost my wife and a girlfriend somewhere along the way.
Well I'll be looking for eight when they pull that gate,
And I'm hoping that judge ain't blind.
Amarillo by morning, Amarillo's on my mind.

Amarillo by morning, up from San Antone.
Everything that I've got is just what I've got on.
I ain't got a dime, but what I got is mine.
I ain't rich, but Lord I'm free.
Amarillo by morning, Amarillo's where I'll be.
Amarillo by morning, Amarillo's where I'll be.
This post was edited on 6/24/15 at 10:40 pm
Posted by fillmoregandt
OTM
Member since Nov 2009
14368 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 7:06 pm to
Interesting theory, but I doubt bulls have wives, and if he broke his leg in Santa Fe, he probably would have been a t-bone by the time he reach San Antone
Posted by PapaPogey
Baton Rouge
Member since Apr 2008
39541 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 8:00 pm to
No way, but nice try
Posted by Tear It Up
The Deadening
Member since May 2005
13480 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 9:58 pm to
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They took my saddle in Houston


They don't use saddles in bull riding.
Posted by Me4Heisman
Landmass
Member since Aug 2004
5509 posts
Posted on 6/24/15 at 10:36 pm to
Why would the bull be "lookin for eight?"
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164342 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 12:03 am to
If you can make it past the lost my wife and a girlfriend line, which you can't, the theory is blown by looking for eight.

The bull needs him off before eight. If not, he's a bum bitch. The rider is looking for eight.
Posted by auggie
Opelika, Alabama
Member since Aug 2013
28147 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 2:47 am to
quote:

I ain't rich, but Lord I'm free



I don't think bulls volunteer for the rodeo.
Posted by BLIZZAKE7
BRLA
Member since Apr 2005
6188 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 7:17 am to
how high are you?
Posted by Simpkjo
West Monroe
Member since Jun 2007
2912 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 10:13 am to
This is as bad as this guy at work tryin to convince me the guy didn't die in He Stopped loving Her Today.
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158781 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 10:30 am to
this thread is horribly dumb, but it did get me to go play amarillo by morning so not a total loss.
Posted by Kingwood Tiger
Katy, TX
Member since Jul 2005
14162 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 10:39 am to
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I am not high. Amarillo By Morning is about a bull and not a cowboy.



Posted by AlxTgr
Kyre Banorg
Member since Oct 2003
81738 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 11:11 am to
Don't Fear the Reaper is not just about death, but about death by vampire.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
155895 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 3:45 pm to
the girl and money thing makes me think no, but interesting take for sure
Posted by TejasHorn
High Plains Driftin'
Member since Mar 2007
10990 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 4:40 pm to
So wrong on many levels.... but here's a consolation prize.

Glen Campbell's "Galveston" was an anti-war song.
Posted by DownSouthDave
Beau, Bro, Baw
Member since Jan 2013
7386 posts
Posted on 6/25/15 at 5:56 pm to
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I am not high


bullshite
Posted by lsufan9193969700
3 miles from B.R.
Member since Sep 2003
55138 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 6:32 am to
Clark?
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