What's your Standard Operation Procedure with public Toilets?

I usually only shite at home or work. Ill piss anywhere.

I piss on all the seats so no one else uses them. Then when I go back a few days a later I don't mind sitting down unprotected. I mean, it's my piss, right?

I'll take a shite at a bar only in most dire situations. I always use at least three layers of TP.

I keep paper arse gaskets in my cargo pocket

use them but very selective

use paper towel bc tp is to thin and usuall not wide enough to cover the shitter.

also no flushing mid shite i don.t want arse water all over me arse.

In line for a toilet on loooong flight last week and some old chick sprayed the toilet with some nasty shite. She closed the lid and all in effort to hide her deed.

Since the toilets don't use water, only air flow, the shite was plastered to the bowl like... well, brown plaster.

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B) use them but very selective

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When driving I always seek a decent hotel and use the lobby bathroom....only use public restrooms in cases of emergency .......if I have that cold sweat kind of cramp feeling that usually ends with uncontrollable explosion.

Only in dire emergencies for #2.

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B) use them but very selective and TP the seat

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This.

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D) FRICK it...any place, any time?

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If it wasn't against the law. Or do you mean any toilet?

I only shite at home. I can hold it because I'm adult.