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Central Colombia woman grows potato in vagina in contraception attempt
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:12 pm
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:12 pm
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hocked medical staff in a clinic in the central Colombian town of Honda have discovered a potato growing inside a patient’s vagina, local media reported on Wednesday.
The bizarre phenomenon was discovered when doctors attended a 22-year-old woman complaining of abdominal pains this week.
The embarrassed young woman explained that she had been advised by her mother to insert a potato into her vagina as a means of avoiding unwanted pregnancy
“My mom told me that if I didn’t want to get pregnant, I should put a potato up there, and I believed her.” said the unnamed patient.
After leaving the potato in place for around 2 weeks she began to experience intense pain in her lower abdomen. The potato had germinated, and grown roots inside the lady’s private parts.
When the nurse went to examine the patient, she originally thought she had been the target of a practical joke, as she found roots emerging from the young woman´s vagina.
The offending root vegetable was removed without need for surgery, and there should be no lasting physical effects on the young woman.
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:13 pm to carbola
Probably smells like fish and chips.
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:14 pm to carbola
That's an old urban legend told around hospitals for decades.
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:14 pm to carbola
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American teenagers in the mid 20th century began a craze which involved using carbonated beverages to clean out the vagina after intercourse. Coca Cola douching was well documented in the 1950s
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:16 pm to djangochained
quote:I don't even know what to say...
American teenagers in the mid 20th century began a craze which involved using carbonated beverages to clean out the vagina after intercourse. Coca Cola douching was well documented in the 1950s
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:17 pm to Scruffy
Love the part where the ER nurse thought a practical joke was being played on her when she saw potato roots coming out of the girl's vagina
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:17 pm to carbola
There's a comment regarding a potato with cheese and sour cream in there somewhere.
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:19 pm to carbola
I need to see pics of this...pretty hard to believe.
Like some sort of Groot erotica
Like some sort of Groot erotica
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:19 pm to carbola
I think this is one of those things I'm waiting on Snopes to cover.
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:22 pm to Scruffy
I still want to know more about the ER nurse.
What did she say to her coworkers? "Ok who put a potato up here guys. Not cool."
What did she say to her coworkers? "Ok who put a potato up here guys. Not cool."
Posted on 10/2/14 at 11:23 pm to carbola
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Shocked medical staff in a clinic in the central Colombian town of Honda
Truly a live Honda Odyssey.
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