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Could you kill an adult Timber Wolf if given a chokehold “head start”?
Posted on 4/23/26 at 7:53 pm
Posted on 4/23/26 at 7:53 pm
A co worker and I got on the subject of fighting animals straight up with no weapons and he deeply believes he could kill an adult male Timber Wolf with no weapons if allowed a head start of having the Wolf in a rear naked choke before the fight started. lol
What are your thoughts?
What are your thoughts?
Posted on 4/23/26 at 7:56 pm to HogBalls
Easily….just don’t let go!
ETA: I have spent a considerable amount of time dealing with livestock.
ETA: I have spent a considerable amount of time dealing with livestock.
This post was edited on 4/23/26 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 4/23/26 at 7:58 pm to HogBalls
Those things are pretty big, and very strong, and very wild. I seriously doubt it.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 7:58 pm to Spankum
quote:Sure, that's all there is to it.
Easily….just don’t let go!
Posted on 4/23/26 at 7:59 pm to HogBalls
Already done it several times
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:02 pm to HogBalls
Do I get a gun too? What about a gorilla on my team?
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:02 pm to HogBalls
A trained human who understands how to use their body weight properly will always have a punchers chance against a much lighter animal. Even in a win, I predict a lengthy hospital stay, but where there is a will, there is a way.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:05 pm to Funky Tide 8
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Those things are pretty big
Startlingly big.
Pop culture representations of wolves really under sell just how big those frickers are.
This post was edited on 4/23/26 at 8:05 pm
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:06 pm to HogBalls
If you had his back and double leg hooks in, you just have to keep his teeth away from your jugular. You’re going to the hospital after, but I think it could be done more often than not.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:09 pm to Thib-a-doe Tiger
He believes he can hold onto that wild fricker just long enough for it to lose consciousness due to lack of air. He believes if he can hold him for 45-60 seconds then he’s got it whipped.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:11 pm to HogBalls
They don’t have opposable thumbs, the same dexterity in their limbs as we do, and a human fighting for their life pumped full of adrenaline is strong as frick too.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:11 pm to HogBalls
I think my 19 pound cat would win , so no for me.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:12 pm to HogBalls
I would love to see him prove himself wrong.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:12 pm to HogBalls
It’s a lot like holding a wolf by the ears.
You don’t like it, but you don’t dare let go.
You don’t like it, but you don’t dare let go.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:12 pm to HogBalls
No. But I could prolly kill an adult timber rattler if I had a choke hold and a knife.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:13 pm to HogBalls
If you get to start with him in a rear naked chokehold, the question is are you willing to bite his jugular?
You only are going to get one chance.
You only are going to get one chance.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:16 pm to HogBalls
Rear naked start on a ~100 lb animal? Pretty easily actually. If I can use my weight and transition to holding the rear legs the fight is over. If you can grab a dogs back legs all you have to do is start spinning in a circle while moving to the nearest vertical solid object. Centrifugal force keeps their head away from you, makes them extremely dizzy, and you then smack their head on a pole, corner of a house, car tire, etc repeatedly while spinning until they're done.
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:16 pm to Ron Popeil
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I think my 19 pound cat would win
Damn, that’s a huge cat
Posted on 4/23/26 at 8:16 pm to TigerintheNO
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If you get to start with him in a rear naked chokehold, the question is are you willing to bite his jugular?
Why are you naked with the wolf?
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