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Could you imagine panicans during WWII?

Posted on 3/31/26 at 12:56 pm
Posted by TIGERHOLD
Orleans Parish
Member since Mar 2022
1236 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 12:56 pm
Guys, the Germans just took France, it’s over.

Guys, the Germans are launching air strikes on London, it’s over

Guys, the Germans just invaded Russia, it’s over

Guys, the Germans’ cities may have been destroyed and their industries decimated, but that just means the Nazis are even more hardened than before and will never go away.

Guys, Goebbels just gave his “Toal War” speech, he said Germany is just getting started, I think we should give up now. We should only listen to Goebbels.

Guys, the Germans came out with V2 rockets, it’s over.

Guys, General Eisenhower hasn’t told me what the plan is, I think that means the USA is losing.

Guys, D-day is pointless, the Germans’ defenses are impenetrable.

Guys, they are rationing gasoline in the USA, we need to give up now.

Guys, the Germans have a fighter jet, our planes can’t compete, it’s over.

Guys, the Germans just launched the battle of the bulge, it’s over.

Guys, the Germans are conscripting children into the Volkssturm, I think it’s over.

Guys, the Germans are holding down fortress cities like Berlin, Breslau, and Konigsberg, it’s over.


Seriously, that’s how these loser panicans would have acted
Posted by Mo Jeaux
Member since Aug 2008
63206 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 12:57 pm to
You people are weird.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40077 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 12:58 pm to
Let me know when Iran is invading and taking entire countries

Last time I checked, we were the aggressors
Posted by MSMHater
Houston
Member since Oct 2008
23213 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 12:59 pm to
MAGA - frick them Europeans. That Hitler makes some good points about race and lineage. And Poland was asking for it. If we go far enough back that land was all German anyway.
Posted by Don Quixote
Member since May 2023
4851 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:03 pm to
imagine the D-Day invasion taking place now and how the leftist media would be crying about the casualties depicted in Saving Pvt Ryan
Posted by el Gaucho
He/They
Member since Dec 2010
58909 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:03 pm to
Most of these panicans wouldn’t want to go to war to stop the holocaust just like today
Posted by GeauxBurrow312
Member since Nov 2024
6136 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:04 pm to
quote:


Let me know when Iran is invading and taking entire countries

Last time I checked, we were the aggressors


Lebanon, Syria, Yemen, Iraq

Are you serious?
Posted by theballguy
Huntsville Alabama
Member since Oct 2011
36074 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:05 pm to
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Seriously, that’s how these loser panicans would have acted



Yep. That and we need to get the frick out of NATO.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
22814 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:07 pm to
To keep the analogy going, FDR's fireside chats would swing from "we will flatten Berlin in one week" to "let the Europeans take back France if it's that important to them" on a daily basis
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
40077 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:07 pm to
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Are you serious?


Are you joking?
Did Iran attack first or was it a preemptive strike from Israel that forced our hand to join in attacking Iran?

What Iran has done with their proxies is irrelevant to the past month in terms of military strategy. There were no stated objectives concerning their proxy forces by the United States.
Posted by Harvey Vortac
MidCity
Member since Aug 2024
257 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:18 pm to
Not mention the fact they were funding 3rd parties to be aggressive. (With American Money. Thanks Barry)
Posted by SirWinston
Say NO to War
Member since Jul 2014
103882 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:21 pm to
I'd have def been supporting the late great Charles A Lindbergh.

#AmericaFirst
This post was edited on 3/31/26 at 1:22 pm
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
3848 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:21 pm to
They would be volunteering to help write Dear John letters.
Posted by soonerinlOUisiana
South of I-10
Member since Aug 2012
1767 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:29 pm to
quote:

Guys, the Germans just took France, it’s over. Guys, the Germans are launching air strikes on London, it’s over Guys, the Germans just invaded Russia, it’s over Guys, the Germans’ cities may have been destroyed and their industries decimated, but that just means the Nazis are even more hardened than before and will never go away. Guys, Goebbels just gave his “Toal War” speech, he said Germany is just getting started, I think we should give up now. We should only listen to Goebbels. Guys, the Germans came out with V2 rockets, it’s over. Guys, General Eisenhower hasn’t told me what the plan is, I think that means the USA is losing. Guys, D-day is pointless, the Germans’ defenses are impenetrable. Guys, they are rationing gasoline in the USA, we need to give up now. Guys, the Germans have a fighter jet, our planes can’t compete, it’s over. Guys, the Germans just launched the battle of the bulge, it’s over. Guys, the Germans are conscripting children into the Volkssturm, I think it’s over. Guys, the Germans are holding down fortress cities like Berlin, Breslau, and Konigsberg, it’s over.


Probably straying from your perimeters, but I’d like to add:

Guys, we can’t use that atomic bomb because “Reeeeee!!!! What about all those Japanese children!?!”
Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
10680 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:31 pm to
quote:

Guys, the Germans just took France, it’s over.

Guys, the Germans are launching air strikes on London, it’s over

Guys, the Germans just invaded Russia, it’s over

Guys, the Germans’ cities may have been destroyed and their industries decimated, but that just means the Nazis are even more hardened than before and will never go away.

Guys, Goebbels just gave his “Toal War” speech, he said Germany is just getting started, I think we should give up now. We should only listen to Goebbels.

Guys, the Germans came out with V2 rockets, it’s over.

Guys, General Eisenhower hasn’t told me what the plan is, I think that means the USA is losing.

Guys, D-day is pointless, the Germans’ defenses are impenetrable.

Guys, they are rationing gasoline in the USA, we need to give up now.

Guys, the Germans have a fighter jet, our planes can’t compete, it’s over.

Guys, the Germans just launched the battle of the bulge, it’s over.

Guys, the Germans are conscripting children into the Volkssturm, I think it’s over.

Guys, the Germans are holding down fortress cities like Berlin, Breslau, and Konigsberg, it’s over.


Seriously, that’s how these loser panicans would have acted


Germany was a European problem, not a United States one.
Posted by gon33
Member since Sep 2025
8 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:33 pm to
The republican stance before being attacked at Pearl Harbor was one of non-intervention, as is the traditional conservative position.

It was democrats who pushed for war and got us involved in WW2.

Posted by Cuz413
Member since Nov 2007
10680 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:34 pm to
quote:

Lebanon, Syria, Yemen, Iraq


We've invaded these, or launched strikes into them as well
Posted by captainFid
Never apologize to barbarism
Member since Dec 2014
10061 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:35 pm to
TIGERHOLD, I appreciate the time you spent putting this together.

We launched this offensive 1 month ago, and spent more time answering - "when will we deescalate, or withdraw" than anything else.
Posted by wackatimesthree
Member since Oct 2019
12653 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:36 pm to
quote:


Let me know when Iran is invading and taking entire countries


That was the point, wasn't it?

If you collapse into a spastic puddle over this Iran situation, what night terrors would you have had if you were alive when Hitler was invading Poland and shite?
Posted by GeauxBurrow312
Member since Nov 2024
6136 posts
Posted on 3/31/26 at 1:41 pm to
quote:

We've invaded these, or launched strikes into them as well


The only one of those we truly invaded was Iraq. If you want to count launching strikes into, you would need to add a dozen countries to Iran's total. Iran installed puppet regimes in those countries, its not the same equivalence of launching a few missiles at each other
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