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Kelly's comebacks are just so pathetic.

Posted on 3/6/26 at 1:58 pm
Posted by Sheriff Brackett
St. Petersburg, FL
Member since Oct 2024
405 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 1:58 pm
All of his comebacks that he thinks are funny or witty are just so soft and they land like someone letting the air out of a whoopie cushion.

His stupid retort didn't even make sense since he alleges he wasn't playing as much golf because he got hurt a few weeks before he was fired.

It was embarrassing, but we had to defend him because he was our coach.

Glad we have someone who is engaging, has a personality and knows how to push other people's buttons instead of the other way around.
Posted by LSBoosie
Member since Jun 2020
18070 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 1:58 pm to
What are you babbling about
quote:

It was embarrassing, but we had to defend him because he was our coach.

Also, no you didn’t
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 2:07 pm
Posted by BlackPot
Member since Oct 2016
2639 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:02 pm to
We got a new better coach. Move on.
Posted by Tigerpride18
Lakewood Colorado
Member since Sep 2017
32345 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:02 pm to
frick the police
Posted by dstone12
Texan
Member since Jan 2007
39573 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:02 pm to
For me, it’s over.

Posted by chadr07
Pineville, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
13667 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:05 pm to
It was a privilege getting to watch Kelly tee off every weekday morning and evening before the big game on Saturday.
Posted by Kool Kaliper
Mansfield, TX
Member since Nov 2018
3407 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:12 pm to
This thread is pathetic. BK living rent free in your brain. LSU fired him, he didn't leave for another school. Why do you care so much about his witty retorts?
Posted by Sleepy_Tiger
Baton Rouge, La
Member since Aug 2021
11308 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:14 pm to
quote:

frick the police
What are you talking about?
Posted by Philzilla
Member since Nov 2011
2187 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:16 pm to
I wish he would go away.
Posted by Sissidog02
Member since Jan 2020
7076 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:23 pm to
Yes I agree totally, the world hates our new Coach because he’s a Villian with a devilish personality but is smooth with his pretty cool comments.
CBK, the World hated him because he is hated. I’m so glad that I don’t have to back him now even though deep down I did so without conviction.
Kiffin is called a dick because of his self coolness that you hate but can respect. CBK is called a dick because he is a dick.
Posted by Sheriff Brackett
St. Petersburg, FL
Member since Oct 2024
405 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:27 pm to
This is a site where people come to bitch, so you must be in the wrong place if you're looking for different material.

Nice change of pace to have something different to talk about as opposed to people bashing MBB and baseball from their 2-game stretch.
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 2:29 pm
Posted by ShockG3Pac
Gonzales
Member since Feb 2025
51 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 2:42 pm to
This post was edited on 3/6/26 at 2:47 pm
Posted by CallmeSteveo
Member since Feb 2020
730 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 4:48 pm to
I bet he gets actual cum on his back
Posted by LSUFanHouston
NOLA
Member since Jul 2009
40646 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 5:10 pm to
Be like Elsa

Let it go

Or

Let it geaux
Posted by Morpheus
In your Dreams
Member since Apr 2022
7451 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 5:12 pm to
I’ll even admit that at first I tried to justify him dancing on stage with the incoming recruits.

It made me feel dead inside tho
Posted by LSU Tiger Eyes
Key Biscayne, FL
Member since Sep 2003
3786 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 5:33 pm to
Don't waste your keystrokes on that POS!
Posted by TBoy@LSU
Member since Sep 2012
6209 posts
Posted on 3/6/26 at 6:00 pm to
ChatGPT

There once was a coach, Brian Kelly by name,
Whose accent switch-up brought plenty of shame.
He said “Faah-muh-lee” loud,
To impress the home crowd,
But the Tigers just groaned at the game.
Posted by js1591
Member since Jan 2020
2919 posts
Posted on 3/7/26 at 6:20 am to
quote:

frick the police



This is very random. Do you have Tourette's?
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