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World’s smallest penis title has been claimed…North Carolina man is ready to defend
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:23 pm
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:23 pm
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Michael Phillips is convinced he has the world's smallest penis ... but anyone who wants to take the title for themselves is welcome to drop their pants and prove it.
The 38-year-old North Carolina man sat down with our own Charlie Neff for an interview ... and, he says -- based on his own research -- he thinks it's very likely he's working with the smallest equipment known to man.
That said, Michael -- who claims he's been medically diagnosed with a micropenis -- is willing to compare sizes with anyone who thinks they've got the smaller wiener.
Phillips says he doesn't think the Guinness Book of World Records gives out certificates for this kind of thing ... though he seemed interested in possibly being the first entry for the category.
Of course, Phillips knows people are curious about his size ... but don't expect to see him strip down on OnlyFans. He's convinced there's not a market for his micropenis, and he wouldn't want to bare it all for pennies.
Speaking of pennies, the diameter of a penny is .75 inches ... about twice the size of what Michael's allegedly working with. He likens his erect penis to his fingernail ... specifically his pinky nail.
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:24 pm to SPEEDY
Anytime you think you have it bad, someone always has it worse
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:26 pm to SPEEDY
A micro penis is a medical condition and imo shouldn’t be included in smallest penis contest
A dude with a 2.5-3 inch fully formed penis should feel worse
A dude with a 2.5-3 inch fully formed penis should feel worse
This post was edited on 2/27/26 at 2:27 pm
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:27 pm to SPEEDY
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Speaking of pennies, the diameter of a penny is .75 inches ... about twice the size of what Michael's allegedly working with
Damn. Just trans, man. Everybody's doing it.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:27 pm to SPEEDY
Making this story up about yourself feels like a last place in fantasy football punishment 
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:33 pm to Harry Caray
Damn...NC just can't stay out of the news...I ain't working with a helluva lot, but where was that loser when I was showering at the gym?
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:36 pm to HailHailtoMichigan!
Speaking from experience?
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:36 pm to SPEEDY
Not all heroes wear capes. Some have micro penises
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:37 pm to SPEEDY
God damn thats gotta be terrible.
One of my exes friends dated a guy with a micropeen. They got engaged after a couple of months of dating and he was telling her the whole time he wanted to wait for marriage. Poor baw got drunk and decided to put it on her and whipped out the toothpick. She dumped him a week or two later.
One of my exes friends dated a guy with a micropeen. They got engaged after a couple of months of dating and he was telling her the whole time he wanted to wait for marriage. Poor baw got drunk and decided to put it on her and whipped out the toothpick. She dumped him a week or two later.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:37 pm to Aguga
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That’s unfortunate for him.
I heard a joke that the most unfortunate situation is having the world's second smallest.
Same problem without the accolades.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:37 pm to SPEEDY
I’m more curious as to what a man wth a fingernail sized dong has tattooed on his knuckles?
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:40 pm to SPEEDY
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He's convinced there's not a market for his micropenis
PIIHBB belly button......
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:42 pm to SPEEDY
quote:He obviously doesn't post on the O-T...
World’s smallest penis title has been claimed
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:49 pm to SPEEDY
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is willing to compare sizes with anyone who thinks they've got the smaller wiener.
Just when I was thinking…
“why would anyone do this?”
Then it is revealed…
Micro man is fishing for a husband.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:50 pm to SPEEDY
Yeah well .... I can frick a cheerio without breaking it.
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:50 pm to SPEEDY
I’ve seen clits bigger than that in the quad.
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