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World’s smallest penis title has been claimed…North Carolina man is ready to defend

Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:23 pm
Posted by SPEEDY
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:23 pm
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Michael Phillips is convinced he has the world's smallest penis ... but anyone who wants to take the title for themselves is welcome to drop their pants and prove it.

The 38-year-old North Carolina man sat down with our own Charlie Neff for an interview ... and, he says -- based on his own research -- he thinks it's very likely he's working with the smallest equipment known to man.

That said, Michael -- who claims he's been medically diagnosed with a micropenis -- is willing to compare sizes with anyone who thinks they've got the smaller wiener.

Phillips says he doesn't think the Guinness Book of World Records gives out certificates for this kind of thing ... though he seemed interested in possibly being the first entry for the category.

Of course, Phillips knows people are curious about his size ... but don't expect to see him strip down on OnlyFans. He's convinced there's not a market for his micropenis, and he wouldn't want to bare it all for pennies.

Speaking of pennies, the diameter of a penny is .75 inches ... about twice the size of what Michael's allegedly working with. He likens his erect penis to his fingernail ... specifically his pinky nail.





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Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
128927 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:24 pm to
Anytime you think you have it bad, someone always has it worse
Posted by Aguga
Member since Aug 2021
3844 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:26 pm to
That’s unfortunate for him.
Posted by HailHailtoMichigan!
Mission Viejo, CA
Member since Mar 2012
73684 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:26 pm to
A micro penis is a medical condition and imo shouldn’t be included in smallest penis contest

A dude with a 2.5-3 inch fully formed penis should feel worse
This post was edited on 2/27/26 at 2:27 pm
Posted by rondo
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:26 pm to
FHL
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:27 pm to
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Speaking of pennies, the diameter of a penny is .75 inches ... about twice the size of what Michael's allegedly working with


Damn. Just trans, man. Everybody's doing it.
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
20992 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:27 pm to
Making this story up about yourself feels like a last place in fantasy football punishment
Posted by LCA131
Home of the Fake Sig lines
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:33 pm to
Damn...NC just can't stay out of the news...I ain't working with a helluva lot, but where was that loser when I was showering at the gym?
Posted by NIH
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:36 pm to
Speaking from experience?
Posted by Usual Suspect
Living rent free
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:36 pm to
Not all heroes wear capes. Some have micro penises
Posted by Loup
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:37 pm to
God damn thats gotta be terrible.

One of my exes friends dated a guy with a micropeen. They got engaged after a couple of months of dating and he was telling her the whole time he wanted to wait for marriage. Poor baw got drunk and decided to put it on her and whipped out the toothpick. She dumped him a week or two later.
Posted by The Baker
This is fine.
Member since Dec 2011
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:37 pm to
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That’s unfortunate for him.



I heard a joke that the most unfortunate situation is having the world's second smallest.

Same problem without the accolades.
Posted by HogBalls
Member since Nov 2014
9085 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:37 pm to
I’m more curious as to what a man wth a fingernail sized dong has tattooed on his knuckles?
Posted by Shexter
Prairieville
Member since Feb 2014
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Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:37 pm to

That's NOT a penis.

Posted by randybobandy
NOLA
Member since Mar 2015
2086 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:40 pm to
quote:

He's convinced there's not a market for his micropenis


PIIHBB belly button......
Posted by LSURussian
Member since Feb 2005
134300 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:42 pm to
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World’s smallest penis title has been claimed
He obviously doesn't post on the O-T...
Posted by madamsquirrel
The big somewhere out there
Member since Jul 2009
55781 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:44 pm to
IN!


Oh wait.....
Posted by Everyday Is Saturday
Member since Dec 2025
588 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:49 pm to
quote:

is willing to compare sizes with anyone who thinks they've got the smaller wiener.


Just when I was thinking…
“why would anyone do this?”

Then it is revealed…
Micro man is fishing for a husband.
Posted by CHEDBALLZ
South Central LA
Member since Dec 2009
23188 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:50 pm to
Yeah well .... I can frick a cheerio without breaking it.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21834 posts
Posted on 2/27/26 at 2:50 pm to
I’ve seen clits bigger than that in the quad.
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