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Its so embarrassing when your mom accidentally sees your girlfriend's dong

Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:35 pm
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
128621 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:35 pm
totally straight though

Posted by TTU97NI
Celina, TX
Member since Mar 2017
1319 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:36 pm to
Happens erry day.
Posted by tide06
Member since Oct 2011
21629 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:36 pm to
Just another day on Reddit.
Posted by MorbidTheClown
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2015
74498 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:36 pm to
If your girlfriend has a dick, he's your boyfriend
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
2928 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:36 pm to
frick this world.
Posted by holdmuh keystonelite
Member since Oct 2020
4177 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:37 pm to
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This post was edited on 2/11/26 at 3:38 pm
Posted by jfw3535
South of Bunkie
Member since Mar 2008
5488 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:37 pm to
Dude, I'm pretty sure you're a phag. You fricked a dude with a dick.
Posted by Chad504boy
4 posts
Member since Feb 2005
177028 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:37 pm to
quote:

now my mom thinks i'm gay (when i'm completely straight)



i refuse to believe that people believe this shite.
Posted by Reagan80
Earth
Member since Feb 2023
2211 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:37 pm to
Well look on the bright side, she has a gay son. She can brag about that to her girlfriends!
Posted by Unobtanium
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2009
1870 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:37 pm to
For some reason I've never had to use the phrase "girlfriend's dick".

I have lived a sheltered life.
Posted by Topwater Trout
Red Stick
Member since Oct 2010
69677 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:38 pm to
imagine the shock on the moms face
Posted by Harry Caray
Denial
Member since Aug 2009
20693 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:39 pm to
"(when I'm completely straight)"

That's gotta be a troll
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
128621 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:40 pm to
quote:

imagine the shock on the moms face



You know its either made up or this person is delusional that the mom didn't immediately know it was a dude

They always say "I pass well" and its the most obvious guy in drag you have ever seen
Posted by billjamin
Houston
Member since Jun 2019
17292 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:40 pm to
RA'd for soccer board.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
80137 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:40 pm to
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
25159 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:41 pm to
quote:

If your girlfriend has a dick, he's your boyfriend

It is so difficult to be country in this country. They’ll cancel you for calling a boy a boy
Posted by Centinel
Idaho
Member since Sep 2016
45020 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:41 pm to
This is the most reddit post in the history of reddit.

Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
34693 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:42 pm to
Obviously fake, but funny
Posted by SludgeFactory
Middle of Nowhere
Member since Jun 2025
2994 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:43 pm to
quote:

This is the most reddit post in the history of reddit.


Just wait till you see how they respond if this thing shoots up a school full of Christians.
Posted by TDsngumbo
Member since Oct 2011
49769 posts
Posted on 2/11/26 at 3:44 pm to
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Dude, I'm pretty sure you're a phag. You fricked a dude with a dick.

Just so the OT is clear here — are you saying that if a guy fricks a dude with a pussy, he’s not gay?
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