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Anyone here have the hardest time pooping?
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:35 pm
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:35 pm
I just got back from a long road trip and had to go number two when I got home.
It felt like I was pushing out a 8 lb. 6 oz. Baby Jesus, through my butt hole.
After several contractions and several grunts, it finally came out. Luckily, no one was home to hear my misery. Hopefully, I didn’t tear something back there.
It felt like I was pushing out a 8 lb. 6 oz. Baby Jesus, through my butt hole.
After several contractions and several grunts, it finally came out. Luckily, no one was home to hear my misery. Hopefully, I didn’t tear something back there.
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Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:36 pm to Tarps99
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After several contractions and several grunts, it finally came out. Luckily, no one was home to hear my misery. Hopefully, I didn’t tear something back there.
People die from that.
Get some fiber in ya diet.
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:37 pm to Tarps99
Lay off the Benzos, Skinny Pete.
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:39 pm to Tarps99
Happened to me one time when I was hitting the protein powder and creatine hard. Was backed up for about four days and it came out the size of an ostrich egg with the consistency of a moon rock. Had to cut it up with the toilet brush
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:40 pm to Tarps99
Fiber. But not too much.
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:41 pm to Tarps99
That's personal
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:42 pm to Tarps99
TMI
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:42 pm to Tarps99
quote:No but not the easiest time either.
Anyone here have the hardest time pooping?
I would estimate to personally be around the median value of effort required.
Thanks for asking and YOU have a great evening!
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:43 pm to Tarps99
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I just got back from a long road trip and had to go number two when I got home.
Why do you think anyone here would care?
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:45 pm to IAmNERD
Your man must be hung
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:46 pm to Tarps99
More fiber, or you're gonna die from shitting like that guy the other day.
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:49 pm to Tarps99
Did you have some nice farts along the way?
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:51 pm to Tarps99
drink lots of water !
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:51 pm to Tarps99
You should consider eating better foods.
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:57 pm to Tarps99
What a crappy thread.
In seriousness, fiber my dude. Powder form, more leafy greens, doesn’t matter. Get it in however you can unless you want hemorrhoids.
In seriousness, fiber my dude. Powder form, more leafy greens, doesn’t matter. Get it in however you can unless you want hemorrhoids.
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:04 pm to Tarps99
Metimucil. I don’t feel like getting into my bowel habits here but after knee surgery recently I started taking this to offset constipation. I take it daily now and has been a game changer for me. And I only take about a third of the recommended daily amount.
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:09 pm to Tarps99
Fat
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:10 pm to Tarps99
Get you a stool stool. It elevates your feet such that the optimum position is achieved to poop.
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:12 pm to Tarps99
Eat prunes and drink water
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:22 pm to GeauxZone90
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prunes
Poo Candy
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