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Anyone here have the hardest time pooping?

Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:35 pm
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
11999 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:35 pm
I just got back from a long road trip and had to go number two when I got home.

It felt like I was pushing out a 8 lb. 6 oz. Baby Jesus, through my butt hole.

After several contractions and several grunts, it finally came out. Luckily, no one was home to hear my misery. Hopefully, I didn’t tear something back there.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
17152 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:36 pm to
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After several contractions and several grunts, it finally came out. Luckily, no one was home to hear my misery. Hopefully, I didn’t tear something back there.


People die from that.

Get some fiber in ya diet.
Posted by Shreve Perry
Member since Jan 2026
281 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:37 pm to
Lay off the Benzos, Skinny Pete.
Posted by Rip Torner
Member since Jul 2023
1515 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:39 pm to
Happened to me one time when I was hitting the protein powder and creatine hard. Was backed up for about four days and it came out the size of an ostrich egg with the consistency of a moon rock. Had to cut it up with the toilet brush
Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
23267 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:40 pm to
Fiber. But not too much.
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
137588 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:41 pm to
That's personal
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
23071 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:42 pm to
TMI
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
73583 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:42 pm to
quote:

Anyone here have the hardest time pooping?
No but not the easiest time either.

I would estimate to personally be around the median value of effort required.

Thanks for asking and YOU have a great evening!
Posted by IAmNERD
Member since May 2017
23941 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

I just got back from a long road trip and had to go number two when I got home.

Why do you think anyone here would care?
Posted by Bayou
Boudin, LA
Member since Feb 2005
42101 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:45 pm to
Your man must be hung
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
72951 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:46 pm to
More fiber, or you're gonna die from shitting like that guy the other day.
Posted by cbree88
South Louisiana
Member since Feb 2010
10166 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:49 pm to
Did you have some nice farts along the way?
Posted by tiger789
on the bayou
Member since Dec 2008
2226 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:51 pm to




drink lots of water !
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19625 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:51 pm to
You should consider eating better foods.
Posted by Dadren
Jawja
Member since Dec 2023
3221 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 7:57 pm to
What a crappy thread.

In seriousness, fiber my dude. Powder form, more leafy greens, doesn’t matter. Get it in however you can unless you want hemorrhoids.
Posted by driftwoodtigerfan
Keller, TX
Member since Aug 2008
60 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:04 pm to
Metimucil. I don’t feel like getting into my bowel habits here but after knee surgery recently I started taking this to offset constipation. I take it daily now and has been a game changer for me. And I only take about a third of the recommended daily amount.
Posted by LSUfan4444
Member since Mar 2004
56872 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:09 pm to
Fat
Posted by threeputt23
Hammond la
Member since Dec 2021
288 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:10 pm to
Get you a stool stool. It elevates your feet such that the optimum position is achieved to poop.
Posted by GeauxZone90
Baton Rouge
Member since Jul 2010
3307 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:12 pm to
Eat prunes and drink water
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
17152 posts
Posted on 2/7/26 at 8:22 pm to
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prunes


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