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Say It Ain't So, Drakkar Bros. Teen Males Are Now Smellmaxxing.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:18 pm
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:18 pm
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“The sillage on this goes hard,” I overheard while deep in a sniffing spiral in the fragrance section of a Sephora. “I still prefer Haltane,” someone else said.
Anyone familiar with the world of niche fragrance knows Haltane as a crowd-favorite oud scent. I tore myself away from my blotter strips and realized that these words were coming out of the mouths of two teenage boys: one in a Nike tech sweat set, Foot Locker bag in hand, and the other in a Fear of God Essentials hoodie with a mango ice vape dangling from his mouth.
Since when did teenage boys casually drop the word sillage in conversation? I was floored; they looked like the type of boys who would’ve asked me why I talked “like a girl” in high school, and yet here we were, speaking the same language.
Take a trip to your local Zumiez, and you’ll notice that amid a sea of Stüssy shirts and Carhartt cargos, there are notes of oud, white musk, and mint lingering in the air. Alas, young boys don’t want just Supreme anymore—they want Santal. One survey found that fragrance spending among teen boys jumped 26% in 2024; the boys are getting serious about scent.
Welcome to the era of “smellmaxxing.” To be a smellmaxxer is to treat fragrance as more of a competitive sport than a grooming habit; in other words, your sillage is your scoreboard. It’s a movement largely fueled by teenage boys on TikTok, and it follows a larger trend of trying to “maxx” out your real-life avatar (see: looksmaxxing, frame maxxing, and even carb maxxing). In the eyes of the smellmaxxers, your signature scent isn’t just what you smell like. It’s a vibe, a status, and a symbol of social capital.
It appears gone are the days of one fragrance to rule them all.
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Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:19 pm to shutterspeed
We used to call it farting
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:25 pm to shutterspeed
I have no idea what the frick is going on.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:27 pm to shutterspeed
My spaceship is almost complete. I'm getting the frick out of here.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:27 pm to shutterspeed
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Sillage (pronounced "see-yazh") is the French term for the scented trail or "wake" a perfume leaves in the air behind a wearer. Unlike projection, which measures how far a scent radiates immediately around the body, sillage describes how long and strongly the fragrance lingers in a space after the person has departed.
To everyone: you’re welcome.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:28 pm to ghost2most
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Gay
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“Fragrance isn’t seen as ‘gay’ anymore. It’s seen as cool.”
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:44 pm to shutterspeed
Just what I want: being exposed to a teenage boy emitting a 5 foot radius of some obnoxious odor because it is all of a sudden "tryndeigh."
Pardon my redneck reaction, but that sum-bitch would be riding in the back of my truck no matter the temperature outside. And if it's raining, that's a bonus, as the water might wash some of the stink off the guy.
Pardon my redneck reaction, but that sum-bitch would be riding in the back of my truck no matter the temperature outside. And if it's raining, that's a bonus, as the water might wash some of the stink off the guy.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:44 pm to shutterspeed
Breaking news: male teens are wearing cologne
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:49 pm to shutterspeed
So would pooping your pants make me an antismellmaxxer?
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:55 pm to shutterspeed
That read like several paragraphs of gibberish to me.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:56 pm to rmnldr
Your parents wore cologne as teens
Your grandpa wore cologne as a teen
Settle down
Your grandpa wore cologne as a teen
Settle down
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:58 pm to shutterspeed
I hate when new words are invented for stupid shite.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 8:01 pm to shutterspeed
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trying to “maxx” out your real-life avatar
Whoa
Posted on 1/29/26 at 8:06 pm to ronniep1
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Pardon my redneck reaction, but that sum-bitch would be riding in the back of my truck
That's illegal.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 8:09 pm to shutterspeed
If you are wearing any type of cologne, body spray, etc. for any reason other than to get pussy, your life has gone awry.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 8:16 pm to shutterspeed
This is what happens when you allow fgts to go unchecked.
Posted on 1/29/26 at 8:18 pm to shutterspeed
Congratulations... you all raised a bunch of pussies
Posted on 1/29/26 at 8:19 pm to Raoul Stimulato
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trying to “maxx” out your real-life avatar

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