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Say It Ain't So, Drakkar Bros. Teen Males Are Now Smellmaxxing.

Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:18 pm
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
71268 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:18 pm
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“The sillage on this goes hard,” I overheard while deep in a sniffing spiral in the fragrance section of a Sephora. “I still prefer Haltane,” someone else said.

Anyone familiar with the world of niche fragrance knows Haltane as a crowd-favorite oud scent. I tore myself away from my blotter strips and realized that these words were coming out of the mouths of two teenage boys: one in a Nike tech sweat set, Foot Locker bag in hand, and the other in a Fear of God Essentials hoodie with a mango ice vape dangling from his mouth.

Since when did teenage boys casually drop the word sillage in conversation? I was floored; they looked like the type of boys who would’ve asked me why I talked “like a girl” in high school, and yet here we were, speaking the same language.

Take a trip to your local Zumiez, and you’ll notice that amid a sea of Stüssy shirts and Carhartt cargos, there are notes of oud, white musk, and mint lingering in the air. Alas, young boys don’t want just Supreme anymore—they want Santal. One survey found that fragrance spending among teen boys jumped 26% in 2024; the boys are getting serious about scent.

Welcome to the era of “smellmaxxing.” To be a smellmaxxer is to treat fragrance as more of a competitive sport than a grooming habit; in other words, your sillage is your scoreboard. It’s a movement largely fueled by teenage boys on TikTok, and it follows a larger trend of trying to “maxx” out your real-life avatar (see: looksmaxxing, frame maxxing, and even carb maxxing). In the eyes of the smellmaxxers, your signature scent isn’t just what you smell like. It’s a vibe, a status, and a symbol of social capital.


It appears gone are the days of one fragrance to rule them all.

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Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
60430 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:19 pm to
We used to call it farting
Posted by DevilDagNS
Member since Dec 2017
2965 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:25 pm to
I have no idea what the frick is going on.
Posted by ghost2most
Member since Mar 2012
7812 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:27 pm to
Gay
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
8203 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:27 pm to
My spaceship is almost complete. I'm getting the frick out of here.
Posted by Joshjrn
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2008
31979 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:27 pm to
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Sillage (pronounced "see-yazh") is the French term for the scented trail or "wake" a perfume leaves in the air behind a wearer. Unlike projection, which measures how far a scent radiates immediately around the body, sillage describes how long and strongly the fragrance lingers in a space after the person has departed.

To everyone: you’re welcome.
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
71268 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:28 pm to
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Gay


quote:

“Fragrance isn’t seen as ‘gay’ anymore. It’s seen as cool.”
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
15200 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:31 pm to
Women still love it.
Posted by ronniep1
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2016
689 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:44 pm to
Just what I want: being exposed to a teenage boy emitting a 5 foot radius of some obnoxious odor because it is all of a sudden "tryndeigh."

Pardon my redneck reaction, but that sum-bitch would be riding in the back of my truck no matter the temperature outside. And if it's raining, that's a bonus, as the water might wash some of the stink off the guy.
Posted by rmnldr
Member since Oct 2013
39882 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:44 pm to
Breaking news: male teens are wearing cologne
Posted by PotatoChip
Member since May 2014
4921 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:49 pm to
So would pooping your pants make me an antismellmaxxer?
Posted by Saint Alfonzo
Member since Jan 2019
29033 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:55 pm to
That read like several paragraphs of gibberish to me.
Posted by Pettifogger
I don't really care, Margaret
Member since Feb 2012
86485 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:56 pm to
Your parents wore cologne as teens

Your grandpa wore cologne as a teen

Settle down
Posted by OweO
Plaquemine, La
Member since Sep 2009
120802 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 7:58 pm to
I hate when new words are invented for stupid shite.
Posted by Raoul Stimulato
Hale Bopp Comet
Member since Sep 2022
2141 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 8:01 pm to
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trying to “maxx” out your real-life avatar


Whoa
Posted by shutterspeed
MS Gulf Coast
Member since May 2007
71268 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 8:06 pm to
quote:

Pardon my redneck reaction, but that sum-bitch would be riding in the back of my truck


That's illegal.
Posted by Onyx Aggie
Foothills of the Smokies
Member since Sep 2012
2697 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 8:09 pm to
If you are wearing any type of cologne, body spray, etc. for any reason other than to get pussy, your life has gone awry.
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
21789 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 8:16 pm to
This is what happens when you allow fgts to go unchecked.
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
114144 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 8:18 pm to
Congratulations... you all raised a bunch of pussies
Posted by GeauxLSUGeaux
1 room down from Erin Andrews
Member since May 2004
25632 posts
Posted on 1/29/26 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

trying to “maxx” out your real-life avatar


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