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What is going on in these schools today? WTF is "gay chicken"?
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:02 pm
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:02 pm
So, I'm talking to my neice/god daughter and she is a 7th grader at a local Catholic school of which I attended as her mother did. As I'm asking her about her typical day and the much anticipated recess that happens everyday she tells me that the boys in her grade go to a section of the "playground" not covered by CCTV and they play "gay chicken". I'm like wtf is gay chicken and she tells me it is exactly what it sounds like. So I'm like, ok so you've got a couple queers in your class who go and makeout at recess. I guess that is natural for 13 year olds and just running the numbers, some of them are gay. She says, "No, these are straight boys and it isn't a couple of them its a shitload of them". So being a child of the 80's where we played smear the queer at recess or wrestlemania on the jungle gym until someone broke an arm I can't fathom spending my recess playing "is Bob gonna kiss Ted" and so on and so on. WTF is wrong with people today? Why on earth are young boys about to become young men normalizing kissing each other? Someone please enlighten me on how this is not due to the bullshite we are forced to accept in the name of diversity or inclusion every place we look. Oh, and hey if I just happen to be the Trog here who grew up in a caveman environment and I'm the crazy one feel free to let me know that because I'm 50, not 100.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:05 pm to sabanisarustedspoke
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Catholic school
Hmm too easy to make a joke about priests… but it’s the priests
This post was edited on 1/25/26 at 5:06 pm
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:06 pm to sabanisarustedspoke
quote:I must be retarded. What does it sound like?
she tells me it is exactly what it sounds like
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:08 pm to sabanisarustedspoke
This is actually probably (straight) boys being boys in a homoerotic way TBH.
Most religious kids today are more intolerant of gay culture and it being foisted upon them than we probably were in the 80s and 90s.
My kids (who are devout Christians) do the same jacking around we did in the 90s but say derogatory, but not vulgar, statements about LGB that would have made me blush at that age.
ETA: to add context, my very straight son with a girlfriend at a conservative private Christian school, got in trouble last year because it was found out that his group of friends were giving birthday spankings to each other.
Most religious kids today are more intolerant of gay culture and it being foisted upon them than we probably were in the 80s and 90s.
My kids (who are devout Christians) do the same jacking around we did in the 90s but say derogatory, but not vulgar, statements about LGB that would have made me blush at that age.
ETA: to add context, my very straight son with a girlfriend at a conservative private Christian school, got in trouble last year because it was found out that his group of friends were giving birthday spankings to each other.
This post was edited on 1/25/26 at 5:13 pm
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:10 pm to sabanisarustedspoke
They’re just mimicking what their clergymen do.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:11 pm to sabanisarustedspoke
I'm not understanding what "gay chicken" is. What do you mean exactly what it sounds like? They're laying eggs or something?
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:13 pm to LEASTBAY
Back in 1962 we called it 'choking the chicken'
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:15 pm to LEASTBAY
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I'm not understanding what "gay chicken" is. What do you mean exactly what it sounds like?
Near as I can tell, it's like playing chicken with cars or tractors, except you are doing it with boys kissing other boys.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:18 pm to castorinho
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I must be retarded. What does it sound like?
I think it just means you’re straight, only a homo could figure that out
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:20 pm to LEASTBAY
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I'm not understanding what "gay chicken" is. What do you mean exactly what it sounds like? They're laying eggs or something?
I apologize for the vagueness. It is playing "chicken" on kissing another boy or not kissing a boy. I also should've thought about the "Catholic priest" angle on here so I will be the one to let you know that I like most kids who went to Catholic schools in Louisiana went my entire 12 years of schooling without ever personally speaking to a priest outside of confession when I was 10. Priests just aren't running the halls at any Catholic school I know of in LA. I'm making no statement about any student alter boy or kid spending time with any clergymen. The majority of students just don't have any reason to. I mean, you're much safer as a typical young boy at a Catholic school than you are in a Boy Scout den... just saying
This post was edited on 1/25/26 at 5:23 pm
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:53 pm to sabanisarustedspoke
In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken" which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both reallv stubborn. and neither one of us wanted to lose
We've been married 14 vears and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay
We've been married 14 vears and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:54 pm to sabanisarustedspoke
They are probably doing it because they found out it's a sure fire way to get the attention of girls.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:57 pm to LEASTBAY
One guy takes off his pants and bends over. The other guy pulls his pants down and they see how close they can get before it's too gay.
Posted on 1/25/26 at 5:59 pm to sabanisarustedspoke
It’s always funny to me how the Catholics are surprised, whenever their kids who go to school their whole lives with only one gender, turn out to be gay. What’d you think was gonna happen?
Posted on 1/25/26 at 6:01 pm to Train is comin
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In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken" which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both reallv stubborn. and neither one of us wanted to lose
We've been married 14 vears and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay
Posted on 1/25/26 at 6:23 pm to Train is comin
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In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken" which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both reallv stubborn. and neither one of us wanted to lose
We've been married 14 vears and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay
Posted on 1/25/26 at 6:53 pm to sabanisarustedspoke
Posted on 1/25/26 at 7:16 pm to sabanisarustedspoke
quote:I guess it's better than soggy cookie
What is going on in these schools today? WTF is "gay chicken"?
Posted on 1/25/26 at 7:18 pm to Train is comin
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In high school, I was dared to play "gay chicken" which is where two straight guys pretend to be gay, and the first one to chicken out loses. The other guy and I are both reallv stubborn. and neither one of us wanted to lose
We've been married 14 vears and we run a bed and breakfast in Vermont with out adopted daughter. If that dude doesn't chicken out soon I'm going to start to suspect that he's actually gay
I haven't been this impressed by a post in a long time
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