I present the stupidest commercial you may ever see

The setting is a little much but the questions are legitimate.

Not stupid.

I prefer to ask questions like a normal human but it was definitely something we thought about when kids were small.
shite I remember asking my dad where his pistols were when we would come stay.

"Any valuables left out? Bearer bonds, gold or silver?

What was your first car, your mother's maiden name, and the street you grew up on?"

Juan LaFonta

"How do you ask about unlocked guns in the home before a playdate?"

It might be crazy, but let me try this: "Do you have any unlocked guns in the house? Don't want the kids getting into them."

Do you have any pets?
Yes, we have a dog, but he's a small dog.
Do you have any unlocked guns in the house?
No, they are locked up.
Great! We'll bring pizza!
Sorry, we don't allow mixed race people in our house.

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Lots of guns out there and if im sending my kid to someone's house I'd like to know if they're responsible about firearms, along with knowing if they have a 90lb bloodthirsty fur baby.

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My neighbor’s eleven year old kid was shot in the face by his friend while playing at the friend’s house. This thing does happen, and way too often.

Unfortunately this ad makes it seem effeminate to do your parental homework.

And some people here question why married couples don’t want kids? If this is the kind of shite you have to go through, I don’t even want kids in my house. Set aside feeling compelled to even ask these questions. Imagine having to answer them. Let’s get the attorneys to write up the contracts regarding little Johnny’s play date. I want a waiver before you send your rug rat over.

Boy, I sure am missing out on that parenthood thing