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The Assumption Parish Sherriff's department is doing a great job

Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:08 am
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15727 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:08 am
of keeping dangerous criminals and substances off of the street.

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DATE: MONDAY, DECEMBER 22, 2025
TO: ALL MEDIA OUTLETS
FROM: SHERIFF LELAND FALCON
SUBJECT: INVESTIGATIVE STOP – DRUG LAW VIOLATION –
JAMES LAWRENCE SIMMONS, III
PIERRE PART – Assumption Parish Sheriff Leland Falcon reports the arrest of James Lawrence Simmons, III, 18, of 121 Mam & Pap Drive, Pierre Part, LA, on felony drug charges arising from an investigative stop in Pierre Part on Thursday morning.
A uniformed patrol deputy responded to a call in which he was advised that a subject wanted on various charges was observed as a passenger in a specifically identified vehicle. Deputies located that vehicle in Pierre Part and deputies observed the driver exiting the vehicle. Deputies made contact with the driver now identified as James Lawrence Simmons, III.
The deputy inquired with Simmons, the whereabouts of the wanted subject.
The deputy conducted a protective pat down sweep of Simmons at which time a quantity of CBD oil was discovered and seized.
James Lawrence Simmons, III was arrested and booked into the Assumption Parish Detention Center on charges of:
*Prohibited Acts: Schedule I – Controlled Dangerous Substances to wit CBD Oil
James Lawrence Simmons, III posted a $10,000 commercial bond.
For additional information concerning this News Release, contact Sheriff Leland Falcon or Public Information Officer, Lonny Cavalier at (985) 498-9353 or (985) 369-7281.



This post was edited on 12/23/25 at 9:14 am
Posted by 4quartaBamaball
Milky Way Galaxy
Member since Nov 2015
1805 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:09 am to
CBD oil?

Can't be serious
Posted by whoa
New Orleans
Member since Sep 2017
5842 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:10 am to
I didn’t even know CBD oil was illegal.

Kids mugshot was pathetic.
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
4647 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:10 am to
fwiw, oil from the central business district is probably pretty dangerous.
Posted by SPEEDY
2005 Tiger Smack Poster of the Year
Member since Dec 2003
87148 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:11 am to
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Mam & Pap Drive


Posted by OysterPoBoy
City of St. George
Member since Jul 2013
43142 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:19 am to
Good job stopping this kid before he moves up to more dangerous substances like Icy Hot.
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
648 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:23 am to
Good work officers!

Thankful for your protection and help keeping criminals like this off our streets

Keep our neighborhoods safe and back the blue!
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
2809 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:23 am to
Poor kid.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15845 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:24 am to
They're so tone deaf that they actually put this on their FB page.
Posted by Master of Sinanju
Member since Feb 2012
11919 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:25 am to
Profiling.
Posted by Kenna City Solja
America’s City
Member since Nov 2025
648 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:26 am to
quote:

They're so tone deaf that they actually put this on their FB page.

People seem to forget how fricking stupid the average police department is in Louisiana
Posted by Bjorn Cyborg
Member since Sep 2016
34130 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:26 am to
Sounds like his friend is wanted on felony charges and they are just using these charges as leverage to get him to give up his friend.

Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11649 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:30 am to
Grandmothers better watch their backs in Assumption Parish.
Posted by SuperSaint
Sorting Out OT BS Since '2007'
Member since Sep 2007
148419 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:37 am to
Protected and Served



Back the Blue
Posted by The Torch
DFW The Dub
Member since Aug 2014
27894 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:56 am to
He needs to put a skirt on his house


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Posted by X123F45
Member since Apr 2015
29521 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 9:59 am to
I've slowly come to hate the police.


Eta: technically it could be high THC cbd oil...which is illegal.

I stand by the statement thought. Even though I despise THC products for how annoying its users are.
This post was edited on 12/23/25 at 10:01 am
Posted by Pepe Lepew
Looney tuned .....
Member since Oct 2008
38008 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 10:00 am to
I’m sure they ruffed him up also
Posted by JohnnyKilroy
Cajun Navy Vice Admiral
Member since Oct 2012
40326 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 10:02 am to
Drugs may ruin your life, so to combat that we are going to slap you with felony charges, which will ruin your life.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
107245 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 10:04 am to
quote:

I’m sure they ruffed him up also


or loved him tenderly
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
9329 posts
Posted on 12/23/25 at 10:22 am to
quote:

A uniformed patrol deputy responded to a call in which he was advised that a subject wanted on various charges was observed as a passenger in a specifically identified vehicle. Deputies located that vehicle in Pierre Part
it’s fricking stupid that CBD oil is illegal in the first place, but I can’t believe I’m having to defend this nonsense.

They weren’t going out looking for CBD. They were looking for his passenger who apparently was wanted for a list of charges.

When they patted him down he had CBD oil. They couldn’t just let him go because it was a felony level due to the concentrated amount of THC (again stupid, but they don’t make the laws).
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