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Jeff Landry Declares Aim to Make Greenland Part of US

Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:13 pm
Posted by retired_tiger
Member since Oct 2025
515 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:13 pm
This is appalling. Now we're openly threatening to take over another country? What the hell?

Russia :: Ukraine
China :: Taiwan
United States :: Greenland



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Newsweek: Jeff Landry Declares Aim to Make Greenland Part of US

President Donald Trump’s newly appointed Greenland special envoy, Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry said he would work to “make Greenland a part of the U.S.,” reviving tensions with Copenhagen over the semi-autonomous Danish territory.

"Greenland belongs to the Greenlanders," Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen said in a statement posted to Instagram. "The U.S. shall not take over Greenland."

Posted by Tigerdew
The Garden District of Da' Parish
Member since Dec 2003
14941 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:15 pm to
Landry is such a "Trump first" cuck it's takes away from his general do-nothing bullshite.

But, hey, he had a phone call with Kiffin so all is well, I guess.
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22795 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:16 pm to
quote:

"Greenland belongs to the Greenlanders," Danish Prime Minister Mette Frederiksen said in a statement posted to Instagram. "The U.S. shall not take over Greenland."


Well if Greenland belongs to the Greenlanders, why doesn't Denmark give up their claim?
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71810 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:16 pm to
I wonder if he could even find Greenland on a globe before yesterday?
Posted by tketaco
Sunnyside, Houston
Member since Jan 2010
21504 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:16 pm to
If we REALLY REALLY wanted it, we would have had it by now.
Posted by ItzMe1972
Member since Dec 2013
12205 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:17 pm to
Make it part of Louisiana.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69333 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:18 pm to
You think Greenland High is going to play in the Catholic League?
Posted by Sassafrasology
Member since Nov 2025
1055 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:19 pm to
Grok what the hell is retired_tiger talking about? Is President Trump threatening to take over Greenland?

quote:

No, President Trump is not currently issuing new threats to forcibly take over Greenland as of December 22, 2025. However, he continues to actively pursue U.S. control or acquisition of the territory through diplomatic and political means, reviving and intensifying his long-standing interest from earlier in 2025 and his first term.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
87609 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:19 pm to
quote:

President Donald Trump’s newly appointed Greenland special envoy, Louisiana Governor Jeff Landry said he would work to “make Greenland a part of the U.S.,”


"Give a n**** a rope, wanna be a cowboy."

- Eddie Murphy
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
3157 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

Now we're openly threatening to take over another country?


Where the frick have you been? Trump has explicitly stated his desire to purchase Greenland for a long time now. They aren't threatening to take over a country. Stop being stupid.

Posted by 844_Tiger
Down_Under
Member since Jul 2021
282 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:21 pm to
quote:

This is appalling. Now we're openly threatening to take over another country? What the hell?

Don't worry, he'll do nothing in greenland too.
Posted by Richleau
Member since Dec 2018
4089 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:21 pm to
You’re a pussy.
Posted by Patato Salad
New Orleans
Member since Mar 2009
926 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:23 pm to
"This in no way affects my position as Governor of Louisiana!"

OK, Jeff!
Posted by WhoGeaux
Member since Apr 2011
5422 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:23 pm to
Trump saw how pivotal Landry was in taking Kiffin from Ole Miss and feels that same skillset could be used in taking Greenland from Denmark. His first move will be to hold a press conference completely trashing the current PM of Greenland and questioning the contract that he signed with Denmark and how ridiculous the buyout is.
Posted by TheHumanTornado
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since May 2008
4078 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:23 pm to
The best people
Posted by IvoryBillMatt
Member since Mar 2020
8885 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:24 pm to
This whole thing is idiotic.

Is there going to be some false flag that we can blame on the Danes? Is Denmark shipping FENTANYL through Greenland?
This post was edited on 12/22/25 at 3:05 pm
Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
116748 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:26 pm to
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Make it part of Louisiana.

No way. But making Nova Scotia part of Louisiana would be great. That's where Cajuns came from.
Posted by Stat M Repairman
Member since Jun 2023
1269 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:26 pm to
Posted by AlterEd
Cydonia, Mars
Member since Dec 2024
3157 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:27 pm to
Posted by IvoryBillMatt
Member since Mar 2020
8885 posts
Posted on 12/22/25 at 2:32 pm to
Why in the world would Trump revive this craziness NOW?

It's fun to listen to the Germans report on this as if this were a serious news story:

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