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Chuck Norris is 85 years old

Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:04 pm
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1128 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:04 pm
Was Chuck Norris the baddest man ever born? Some of the Chuck Norris jokes seem to point to that.

Chuck

This post was edited on 12/12/25 at 2:20 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49924 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:05 pm to
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Cuck Norris is 85 years old

They named a chair after him
Posted by lowhound
Effie
Member since Aug 2014
9647 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

Cuck Norris


I opened this thread thinking it was a new nickname for Mitch McConnell or Chuck Schumer
Posted by ipodking
#StopTalkingAboutWomensSports
Member since Jun 2008
58529 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:07 pm to
We know what porn you enjoy lol
Posted by wareaglepete
Union of Soviet Auburn Republics
Member since Dec 2012
17530 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:08 pm to
I'd get to editing that thread title. He knows what you did.
Posted by TexasTiger33
United States of America
Member since Feb 2022
14678 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:08 pm to
When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get in better shape.

Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
This post was edited on 12/12/25 at 2:33 pm
Posted by TT9
Seychelles
Member since Sep 2008
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Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:10 pm to
Posted by Turnblad85
Member since Sep 2022
4564 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:11 pm to
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Cuck Norris



fix it or you're dead
Posted by Tigersforthee
Member since Dec 2025
121 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:11 pm to
When Cuck Norris sits in the cuck chair hes having sex with your wife.
Posted by FredBear
Georgia
Member since Aug 2017
16923 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:13 pm to
A rattlesnake once bit Chuck Norris and after 24 hours of intense pain the snake died
Posted by TheFonz
Somewhere in Louisiana
Member since Jul 2016
22782 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:16 pm to
"Tell Rostov......it's time to die."



Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71726 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:17 pm to
The Grim Reaper showed up for Chuck Norris and killed himself.

Chuck Norris won't die, death will Chuck Norris.
Posted by JerryTheKingBawler
South of Memphis
Member since Jan 2023
7538 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:18 pm to
Subject hasn’t been edited yet because OP is dead.
Posted by dblwall
Member since Jul 2017
1128 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:20 pm to
Just got a phone call and was afraid to answer it.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
69078 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:21 pm to
My heart skipped a beat when I read his name. I thought you were announcing his passing.

Just to be clear, Chuck is ok, right?
Posted by Disco Ball
Denham Springs
Member since May 2025
795 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:30 pm to
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
Posted by carhartt
Member since Feb 2013
8269 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:32 pm to
Chuck Norris once won an arm wrestling tournament with both arms tied behind his back.
Posted by Ghost Hog
Earth
Member since May 2015
463 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:34 pm to
Chuck Norris has counted to infinity- twice
Posted by CaptainsWafer
TD Platinum Member
Member since Feb 2006
59075 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:36 pm to
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the phone, he had two missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Posted by PJinAtl
Atlanta
Member since Nov 2007
14030 posts
Posted on 12/12/25 at 2:36 pm to
When Chuck Norris does pushups, he doesn't push his body up, he pushes the earth down.
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