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Apparently millennial moms do not appreciate a good nickname

Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:26 am
Posted by ChairmanOfThisBoard
Member since Mar 2010
165 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:26 am
Coaching my son's 8 yr old rec basketball team and started handing out a few well-deserved nicknames. Apparently, Goat's mother (approx age 34) (no pics) didn't appreciate his and complained to the park director. Meanwhile, Goat has been correcting kids who call him by his birth name.

Sleepy and Stump's parents are a bit older and dgaf.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
57599 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:29 am to
Sounds like she's earning her own nickname.
Posted by Celery
Nuevo York
Member since Nov 2010
11545 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:29 am to
Parents these days already select a catchy nickname before the kid is born. And it’s probably not Stumpy.
Posted by Black n Gold
Member since Feb 2009
15763 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:31 am to
Nicknames were collateral damage in the 2000's culture wars. Part of the reason boys are so soft these days. My nickname growing up was Possum, except to my older brothers who called Pussy.
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
11877 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:33 am to
My kid's nicknames are tinky winky and mookie.
Posted by guzziguy
Lake Forest
Member since Jun 2022
743 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:34 am to
Best nicknames are the ones the enlisted military members give each other.
Once you're branded, it's yours for your entire career.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87513 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:35 am to
quote:

Once you're branded, it's yours for your entire career.


I've seen call signs change multiple times, at least among fighter pilots
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
69143 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:37 am to
A lot of people, especially in South Louisiana, still remember growing up in a time when silly nicknames could stick forever. It’s cute calling your 7 year-old “Pookie”, but it’s less cute when his name is Pookie Bergeron in the phone book at age 40. They might be afraid of their childhood nickname becoming their permanent name.
Posted by Mid Iowa Tiger
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Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:39 am to
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Best nicknames are the ones the enlisted military members give each other. Once you're branded, it's yours for your entire career.


You want to piss a parent off? Start calling their 8 year old “frick face” and see how that goes.
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9577 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:40 am to
I spoke at a men’s club once. They called roll using nicknames. The ex-Marine was Gomer. Almost wanted to join to get a nickname.
Posted by 777Tiger
Member since Mar 2011
87513 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:42 am to
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I spoke at a men’s club once.


did you wipe the brass pole down before your routine?
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
68580 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:43 am to
My nicknames were booger and shithead, and that was just what my parents called me.
This post was edited on 11/7/25 at 10:50 am
Posted by Auburn80
Backwater, TN
Member since Nov 2017
9577 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:43 am to
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did you wipe the brass pole down before your routine?


LOL. It was a civic club.
This post was edited on 11/7/25 at 10:44 am
Posted by canyon
MM23
Member since Dec 2003
21153 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:47 am to
Well it did sound a bit funny.
Posted by F1y0n7h3W4LL
Below I-10
Member since Jul 2019
3456 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:48 am to
My step kids found out I had an oil field name and began calling me that along with some other family members.

I didn't mind as a younger man but at my age now, it's sorta stupid.
Posted by RedPop4
Santiago de Compostela
Member since Jan 2005
15042 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:49 am to
I was able to do that with my students in a Catholic school in the 90s. But MAN, are parents uptight since. Both of my boys and my wife have always insisted that EVERYONE call them by their full given names. I can get away with shortened, but not any derivatives. And, no one else can.

I see it at my current job, too, where ANYONE named James is James, no Jim, no Jimmy, no Big Jim. JAMES. Same with guys named Stephen; no Steve, no Stevie, no SteveO, STEPHEN. The one shortened name that seems to be encouraged is a Brazilian guy named Vinicius and he will answer to Vini.
Posted by Fat and Happy
Baton Rouge
Member since Jan 2013
19364 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:51 am to
What!!!!!!!!

What kind of bitches are those parents?

Several kids get nicknames on my kids teams if they do something or act a certain way that just fits them.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
132890 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:54 am to
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My kid's nicknames are tinky winky and mookie



Those all sound like kids nicknames for genitals
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11500 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:56 am to
Hopefully Stumpy starts calling you Ma’am
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
11877 posts
Posted on 11/7/25 at 10:57 am to
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Those all sound like kids nicknames for genitals


No.

One is a telly tubby and the other evolved from shmookie-poo.
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