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Amy Schumer puts New Orleans home up for sale for 1.25

Posted on 11/4/25 at 11:22 pm
Posted by MrLSU
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Member since Jan 2004
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Posted on 11/4/25 at 11:22 pm
NY Post

More evidence that NOLA is losing its charm as even the transplants are picking up and getting out.
Posted by Kafka
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Posted on 11/4/25 at 11:25 pm to
she wants to live in Mamdanitown
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 11/4/25 at 11:28 pm to
That NOLA funky white person charmer. Great looking house to be eating breakfast in for when a random bullet flies through a wall, hits you in your dome, and you bleed out in your grape nuts.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
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Posted on 11/4/25 at 11:30 pm to
Well she didn’t live there. Just a place in New Orleans to visit. She probably got a good taste of what living in the FQ really means. The charm wears off fast.
Posted by Evolve
Texas
Member since Aug 2012
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Posted on 11/5/25 at 4:32 am to
Imagine the smell of that home
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
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Posted on 11/5/25 at 4:57 am to
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Imagine the smell of that home


I could smell it just from the picture on my phone. And i havent been to the FQ in almost 2 years.
Posted by Swagga
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Member since Dec 2009
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Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:11 am to
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More evidence that NOLA is losing its charm as even the transplants are picking up and getting out



that’s quite a jump.
Posted by Lowdermilk
Lowdermilk Beach
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Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:12 am to
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Amy Schumer


Posted by LSUballs
RayVegas LA
Member since Feb 2008
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Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:22 am to
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Imagine the smell of that home



Her leaving should improve that.
Posted by Bard
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Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:29 am to
Wasn't a story done on her within the last year with her showing off her house and her talking about how she loved it there?
Posted by Lester Earl
3rd Ward
Member since Nov 2003
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Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:32 am to
everything the left touches goes to shite
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
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Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:36 am to
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1.25


Where is this dump for $1.25?

I might buy that out right and not need a mortgage.

Anyone do the math on a dollar twenty five over 30 years?

Closing costs and paperwork make it at least a few grand. Hate to be the listing agent working on 3% commission.
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
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Posted on 11/5/25 at 5:57 am to
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That NOLA funky white person charmer. Great looking house to be eating breakfast in for when a random bullet flies through a wall, hits you in your dome, and you bleed out in your grape nuts.


Such lovely prose!
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
60555 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:00 am to
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Amy Schumer puts New Orleans home up for sale for 1.25


I offer 3.50 if she strips "butt nekkid" for a charity event to benefit the long term residents of NOLA.
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:05 am to
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she wants to live in Mamdanitown


Doesnt sound like it unless shes buying in Manhattan.

quote:

She also listed her family’s massive Brooklyn home in March. It now asks $12.75 million.


Posted by threedog79
Member since Sep 2013
3647 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:05 am to
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offer 3.50 if she strips "butt nekkid" for a charity event to benefit the long term residents of NOLA.


Obviously to have folks pay to keep her clothes on, correct?
Posted by BlackPawnMartyr
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2010
16137 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:06 am to
quote:

Wasn't a story done on her within the last year with her showing off her house


Posted by Snipe
Member since Nov 2015
15509 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:08 am to
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More evidence that NOLA is losing its charm as even the transplants are picking up and getting out.


I had no clue she lived in NOLA, nor did I care to know.

Shocking, a transplant doesn't want to stick it out in the city.

Of course, they have no ties to the city, they're transplants, and in her case rich and can afford to move anywhere she wants. How many other cites has she "left" ?

Posted by Boomdaddy65201
BoCoMo
Member since Mar 2020
4054 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:13 am to
The oyster and crustacean market just collapsed.
Posted by The Third Leg
Idiot Out Wandering Around
Member since May 2014
11501 posts
Posted on 11/5/25 at 6:28 am to
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Losing

Lol. New Orleans has long lost any hope of being a great city. As a lover of food and architecture, nobody cares about that stuff when you have to smell that turd river and get car jacked after you do your second line. Place should be burned to the ground and abandoned so the people don’t have to plow more money into it when it floods again.
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