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“Butt breathing” might soon be an actual medical treatment
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:48 pm
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:48 pm
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The team recruited 27 healthy adult men in Japan, each of whom received a dose of non-oxygenated perfluorodecalin via the anus. They were asked to retain the liquid for a full hour as the dosage slowly increased from 25 to 1,500 mL. Twenty of the men successfully completed the experiment. Apart from mild temporary abdominal bloating and discomfort—which proved to be dosage dependent and resolved with no need for medical attention—they experienced no adverse effects.
“This is the first human data and the results are limited solely to demonstrating the safety of the procedure and not its effectiveness,” said co-author Takanori Takebe of Cincinnati Children’s Hospital and the University of Osaka in Japan. “But now that we have established tolerance, the next step will be to evaluate how effective the process is for delivering oxygen to the bloodstream.”
https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/10/butt-breathing-might-soon-be-a-real-medical-treatment/
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Last year, a group of researchers won the 2024 Ig Nobel Prize in Physiology for discovering that many mammals are capable of breathing through their anus. But as with many Ig Nobel awards, there is a serious side to the seeming silliness. The same group has conducted a new study on the feasibility of adapting this method to treat people with blocked airways or clogged lungs, with promising results that bring rectal oxygen delivery one step closer to medical reality.
As previously reported, this is perhaps one of the more unusual research developments to come out of the COVID-19 pandemic and its associated shortages of ventilators and artificial lungs to assist patients’ breathing and prevent respiratory failure. The Cincinnati Children’s Hospital Medical Center team took their inspiration from the humble loach, a freshwater bottom-dwelling fish found throughout Eurasia and northern Africa. The loach (along with sea cucumbers) employs intestinal breathing (i.e., through the anus) rather than gills to survive under hypoxic conditions, thanks to having lots of capillary vessels in its intestine. The technical term is enteral ventilation via anus (EVA).
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Would such a novel breathing method work in mammals? The team thought it might be possible and undertook experiments with mice and micro-pigs to test that hypothesis.
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The experiments involved intra-anally administering oxygen gas or a liquid oxygenated perfluorocarbon to the unfortunate rodents and porcines. Yes, they gave the animals enemas. They then induced respiratory failure and evaluated the effectiveness of the intra-anal treatment. The result: Both treatments were pretty darned effective at staving off respiratory failure with no major complications.
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:49 pm to Shexter
I thought I was about to start smelling someone’s farts
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:50 pm to Shexter
Aggies have done extensive research on this
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:51 pm to Shexter
Is this the morning after treatment in Knoxville?
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:52 pm to Shexter
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As previously reported, this is perhaps one of the more unusual research developments to come out of the COVID-19 pandemic and its associated shortages of ventilators and artificial lungs to assist patients’ breathing and prevent respiratory failure. The Cincinnati Children’s Hospital Medical Center team took their inspiration from the humble loach,
Um... there's a lot to unpack here.
Who were they arse breathing for when vents were scarce?
What does a CHILDREN'S hospital have to do with this?
How'd they find 27 men to stick stuff in their butts?
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:54 pm to Cosmo
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Aggies have done extensive research on this
The minor distinction in this case is the anus isn't being used as a snorkel.
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:55 pm to Shexter
Surely this will be used to convince millions of woman to try anal.
Posted on 10/21/25 at 4:59 pm to Shexter
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The team recruited 27 healthy adult men in Japan, each of whom received a dose of non-oxygenated perfluorodecalin via the anus.
You would have to pay me a lot of money to be involved in a study that involves things going up my one way street.
Posted on 10/21/25 at 5:02 pm to BottomlandBrew
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You would have to pay me a lot of money to be involved in a study that involves things going up my one way street.
That's why they went to Japan. Those closet freaks seems down for just about anything.
Posted on 10/21/25 at 5:30 pm to fr33manator
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Sounds like derriè-air.
Posted on 10/21/25 at 5:44 pm to Shexter
Breath is gonna smell like arse
Posted on 10/21/25 at 6:05 pm to Shexter
Tennesseans butt chug. Is this similar?
Posted on 10/21/25 at 6:07 pm to Shexter
quote:Pffftt! Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh breathed through his eyelids when he was pitching. But only if his shockers weren't jammed...
“Butt breathing” might soon be an actual medical treatment
Posted on 10/21/25 at 6:10 pm to Shexter
So many people talk out of their asses that this was just a matter of time.
Posted on 10/21/25 at 6:23 pm to Shexter
Tennessee fans are experts in this treatment
Posted on 10/21/25 at 6:32 pm to Shexter
I’ve mastered the “exhale” part, but I don’t “inhale” down there.
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