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Favorite Hunting Quotes
Posted on 10/2/25 at 2:45 pm
Posted on 10/2/25 at 2:45 pm
as we get into a new season I'd like to share some of my camp's most memorable lines and also one of my favorites we have posted above the coffee machine that we cant take credit for.
"There ain't no deer, out here."
"I ain't never cooked no horns."
In response to hunters hitting the snooze button too much. :Opens door: “You don’t like to hunt…”
“Getting up too early is a vice habitual in horned owls, stars, geese, and freight trains. Some hunters acquire it from geese, and some coffee pots from hunters. It is strange that of all the multitude of creatures who must rise in the morning at some time, only these few should have discovered the most pleasant and least useful time for doing it.”
- Aldo Leopold, A Sand County Almanac and Sketches Here and There
"There ain't no deer, out here."
"I ain't never cooked no horns."
In response to hunters hitting the snooze button too much. :Opens door: “You don’t like to hunt…”
“Getting up too early is a vice habitual in horned owls, stars, geese, and freight trains. Some hunters acquire it from geese, and some coffee pots from hunters. It is strange that of all the multitude of creatures who must rise in the morning at some time, only these few should have discovered the most pleasant and least useful time for doing it.”
- Aldo Leopold, A Sand County Almanac and Sketches Here and There
This post was edited on 10/2/25 at 7:36 pm
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Posted on 10/2/25 at 2:52 pm to The Levee
"Don't ever worry about losing out on any of these three things: Big Bucks, Beautiful Women, or Business Deals. Just be patient and you'll have a chance at a better one, and sooner than you think."
Posted on 10/2/25 at 2:53 pm to The Levee
Basically the entirety of Ruark's The Old Man and the Boy
quote:
The best thing about hunting and fishing,' the Old Man said, 'is that you don't have to actually do it to enjoy it. You can go to bed every night thinking about how much fun you had twenty years ago, and it all comes back clear as moonlight.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 2:55 pm to The Levee
As a kid I heard, "Quit looking up, you'll flare 'em!" more times than I care to admit.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 3:00 pm to The Levee
“Needed another year”
“Don’t pass up on the first day what you would shoot on the last day”
“Don’t pass up on the first day what you would shoot on the last day”
Posted on 10/2/25 at 3:35 pm to The Levee
There should never be a limit on fish, ducks, or women. They are all too unpredictable and you should mop up when you get your chance. 
Posted on 10/2/25 at 3:36 pm to LoneStarTiger
quote:
asically the entirety of Ruark's The Old Man and the Boy
This is exactly what I was coming here to post. Great book full of great lines.
quote:
"Hunting," the Old Man said, "is the noblest sport yet devised by the hand of man. There were mighty hunters in the Bible, and all the caves where the cave men lived are full of carvings of assorted game the head of the house drug home. If you hunt to eat, or hunt for sport for something fine, something that will make you proud, and make you remember every single detail of the day you found him and shot him, that is good too.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 3:46 pm to The Levee
If it's brown it's down
Posted on 10/2/25 at 3:54 pm to REB BEER
I like “shooting tomorrows trophies today”
Posted on 10/2/25 at 3:57 pm to WillFerrellisking
I love it when we have a good race going and someone sees a good buck...and someone (usually Bubba) comes on the radio and yells "DUMP THE WHOLE DAMN BOX!"
When the tailgate drops the bullshite stops
When the tailgate drops the bullshite stops
This post was edited on 10/2/25 at 9:03 pm
Posted on 10/2/25 at 4:05 pm to The Levee
“Shoot the cigars out their beaks”
“I had the bead on em, cuz”
“You’ll never know what an old buck’s going to do…and he’ll never do it twice”
“Ain’t going to kill em at the camp”
“Somebody needs to watch the road”
“Aim small, miss small”
“Damn wind”
“Scopes off”
“I had the bead on em, cuz”
“You’ll never know what an old buck’s going to do…and he’ll never do it twice”
“Ain’t going to kill em at the camp”
“Somebody needs to watch the road”
“Aim small, miss small”
“Damn wind”
“Scopes off”
Posted on 10/2/25 at 4:08 pm to Koolazzkat
Did y’all see anything?
Nope
Lying mf’ers
Nope
Lying mf’ers
Posted on 10/2/25 at 4:10 pm to The Levee
The best way to never shoot a big buck is to keep shooting little ones.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 4:36 pm to SoFla Tideroller
"This place would kill a normal mf'er"
"If you're gonna be stupid, better be tough"
"Can't un-frick em" --In response to hearing one of our younger members knocked up his girlfriend.
"If you're gonna be stupid, better be tough"
"Can't un-frick em" --In response to hearing one of our younger members knocked up his girlfriend.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 4:38 pm to The Levee
"them dogs can't read" (My father in law as he released his dogs under a Posted sign on property adjoining his lease)
Posted on 10/2/25 at 5:10 pm to The Levee
I thought this was state land.
Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:34 pm to The Torch
quote:
I thought this was state land.
Lock em up
Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:35 pm to LoneStarTiger
Great book
Posted on 10/2/25 at 7:48 pm to The Levee
“You always carry more into the woods than you carry out”
Posted on 10/2/25 at 8:04 pm to The Levee
He woulda never been more than a spike.
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