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As a car enthusiast, just once I want to describe a getaway vehicle to the police

Posted on 9/27/25 at 1:57 pm
Posted by weagle1999
Member since May 2025
1546 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 1:57 pm
Typical witness: ‘ It was a brown truck or something’

Car enthusiast: ‘It was a pewter 2003 Chevrolet Suburban with Quadrasteer and an aftermarket roof rack and dual exhaust’
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
12187 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 1:59 pm to
Easy, weagle... go commit a crime, get away successfully, then "help" the police by describing the getaway car (that you hopefully stole and ditched).

Come back and tell us about it.
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
168165 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 2:00 pm to
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just once I want to describe a getaway vehicle to the police


Posted by LSUtoBOOT
Member since Aug 2012
18910 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 2:01 pm to
It was occupied by three youths wearing jeans and t-shirts.
Posted by deltaland
Member since Mar 2011
99781 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 2:07 pm to



IYKYK
Posted by Cdawg
TigerFred's Living Room
Member since Sep 2003
61387 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 2:07 pm to
quote:

Typical witness: ‘ It was a brown truck or something’

Car enthusiast: ‘It was a pewter 2003 Chevrolet Suburban with Quadrasteer and an aftermarket roof rack and dual exhaust’


Sounded more like the 8.1L Vortec with an K&N intake over the smaller 6L without.
Posted by JEC119
Alabama
Member since Apr 2024
2081 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 2:08 pm to
1990s bmx with reflectors
Posted by Breesus
House of the Rising Sun
Member since Jan 2010
69361 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 2:08 pm to
Late 90s early 2000s Old Nissan Altima with faded and peeling paint and a window made of scotch tape missing half a bumper
Posted by bignuss18
Member since Sep 2025
278 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 2:12 pm to
I’d say you’d forgot the missing hub caps but that doesn’t really narrow it down
Posted by Napoleon
Kenna
Member since Dec 2007
72962 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 2:36 pm to
It was an Altima with a missing headlight and body damage trying to catch a charger dressed like a hellcat but with single exhaust and mismatched rims.
Posted by andwesway
Zachary, LA
Member since Jun 2016
2667 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 2:42 pm to
How many ways can you possibly describe an Altima or Charger?
Posted by holmesbr
Baton Rouge, La.
Member since Feb 2012
3847 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 3:23 pm to
"Visit Baton Rouge"

It was a silver 2013 Kia Sportage....
Posted by Longhorn Actual
Member since Dec 2023
2852 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 3:39 pm to
Couldn't have been a 1964 Buick Skylark. You can tell because of the tire marks.

Must have been a 1963 Pontiac Tempest in Metallic Mint Green paint.
Posted by Chaz95
Dallas, Texas
Member since Nov 2007
19630 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 3:52 pm to
it could have possibly been a corvette.
Posted by Wraytex
San Antonio - Gonzales
Member since Jun 2020
3414 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 4:21 pm to
Posted by Willie Stroker
Member since Sep 2008
15519 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 4:22 pm to
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As a car enthusiast, just once I want to describe a getaway vehicle to the policeby weagle1999Typical witness: ‘ It was a brown truck or something’ Car enthusiast: ‘It was a pewter 2003 Chevrolet Suburban with Quadrasteer and an aftermarket roof rack and dual exhaust’


I am rock hard right now.

Do you have a sister?
Posted by Passing Wind
Dutchtown
Member since Apr 2015
4473 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 4:30 pm to
The car that made these two, equal-length tire marks had positraction. You can't make those marks without positraction, which was not available on the '64 Buick Skylark
Posted by CaptainsWafer
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Member since Feb 2006
59032 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 4:37 pm to
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Car enthusiast: ‘It was a pewter 2003 Chevrolet Suburban with Quadrasteer and an aftermarket roof rack and dual exhaust’


I’d buy the frick out of an 03 quadrasteer suburban.
Posted by nealnan8
Atlanta
Member since Oct 2016
3828 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 7:14 pm to
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Car enthusiast: ‘It was a pewter 2003 Chevrolet Suburban with Quadrasteer and an aftermarket roof rack and dual exhaust’
t deat
All that detail, and you could not include any license plate info?
Posted by N2cars
Close by
Member since Feb 2008
37866 posts
Posted on 9/27/25 at 7:26 pm to
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Quadrasteer


Zero parts available.
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