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Guy wants to be an ICE agent so he can tip off illegals about raids

Posted on 9/26/25 at 4:30 pm
Posted by Major Dutch Schaefer
Location: Classified
Member since Nov 2011
38137 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 4:30 pm
Posted by SallysHuman
Lady Palmetto Bug
Member since Jan 2025
13681 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 4:31 pm to
Lmao... that might just show up on his social media background check.
Posted by Tiger Prawn
Member since Dec 2016
25086 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 4:35 pm to
Karma would be this guy getting the job and then promptly being pepper sprayed by a bunch of anti-ICE protestors.
Posted by Padme
Member since Dec 2020
9267 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 4:36 pm to
All the hiring they’re doing is really bringing people in at the lowest level/grades. The signing bonus is good, the salary, not so much. So if they hire that scab, he wouldn’t know shite about shite.
Posted by AUTigerking
Member since Jun 2020
545 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 4:37 pm to
Posted by CaptEasy
Panama City Beach
Member since Feb 2018
612 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 4:38 pm to
Hopefully they make him run a comb through that mop.
Posted by SouthEasternKaiju
SouthEast... you figure it out
Member since Aug 2021
42155 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 4:40 pm to

This has to be parody, 100%


"Mexican" community? Really? Just them, huh? Nobody else?


OK.
Posted by RobertFootball
SC
Member since Mar 2021
2090 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 4:53 pm to
They should hire him and give him all the shite jobs that nobody else wants to do. “We need to body cavity search all these illegals. Hey, new guy, come here. Sorry we are out of gloves”.
Posted by TigerAxeOK
Where I lay my head is home.
Member since Dec 2016
35384 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 4:54 pm to
Hmm. An open admission of intent to commit treason. And even posted to social media, too.

This is either complete bullshite, or this guy is legitimately retarded and just set himself up for an open-and-shut conspiracy conviction.

I want to believe that it's bullshite and he's trolling. But nothing surprises me anymore.
Posted by Doctor B
Member since Jul 2024
1055 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 4:56 pm to
quote:

Karma would be this guy getting the job and then promptly being pepper sprayed by a bunch of anti-ICE protestors.


I didn't think about that possibility
Posted by SeeeeK
some where
Member since Sep 2012
30584 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 4:57 pm to
are all libs this stupid?
Posted by Jorts R Us
Member since Aug 2013
16877 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 4:58 pm to
This is old
This post was edited on 9/26/25 at 4:59 pm
Posted by Tigergreg
Metairie
Member since Feb 2005
24456 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 5:12 pm to
He just outed himself as a dumb arse. Next thing outed is probably trans.
Posted by BeepBopBoop
Northshore
Member since Dec 2023
1135 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 5:13 pm to
That puss couldn’t pass first day of physical training
Posted by conservativewifeymom
Mid Atlantic
Member since Oct 2012
13547 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 5:13 pm to
And yeah, go ahead and post that brilliance on social media. His chances have just hit underground. They're so dumb!
Posted by tigerfan 64
in the LP
Member since Sep 2016
6106 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 6:05 pm to
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So if they hire that scab, he wouldn’t know shite about shite.

I suggest he trains for 3 years 4 months on cleaning holding cells at alligator Alcatraz. If he's competent, JDs director of Homeland Security can have him retrain for 8 more years.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
170583 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 6:06 pm to
That would only work if you didn't announce your plans before hand. And eventually they'd be onto him
Posted by MrSpock
Member since Sep 2015
5057 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 6:16 pm to
quote:

, I'm gonna report back to the Mexican community."


Interesting he considers all brown people Mexican
Posted by CrotchetyCowboy
Ward, AR
Member since Jul 2022
779 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 6:42 pm to
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are all libs this stupid?


Well I personally haven’t seen anything from them that stands out as somewhat intelligent. They’re the people that George Bush designed the “no child left behind” curriculum which is evident that some should have been left behind
Posted by AubieinNC2009
Mountain NC
Member since Dec 2018
7048 posts
Posted on 9/26/25 at 7:25 pm to
good way to get a life time sentence in prison
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