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Help wanted: heroes
Posted on 9/24/25 at 10:21 pm
Posted on 9/24/25 at 10:21 pm
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About the position
The Security Officer HOA position at Securitas Security Services USA, Inc. is focused on providing excellent customer service and maintaining a safe and secure environment for clients and their guests. This role requires adherence to the company's core values of Integrity, Vigilance, and Helpfulness, and involves conducting patrols, access control duties, and ensuring the safety of the premises during weekend shifts.
Responsibilities
Provide excellent customer service to clients and their guests.
Conduct regular patrols throughout the shift.
Perform access control duties as required.
Maintain a professional demeanor at all times.
Respond to incidents and assist in conflict resolution when necessary.
Requirements
Must be 18 years of age or older.
High School Diploma or GED required.
Standard computer and technology skills needed.
Professional verbal and written communication skills.
Conflict resolution and de-escalation skills are a plus.
Customer service background preferred.
Nice-to-haves
Experience in security or law enforcement is a plus.
Benefits
Medical, Dental, Vision, Life, AD&D, & Disability Insurance
401K Options
Paid Time Off
Paid Weekly
Employee Referral Program
Virtual Medical Appointments with Telemedicine
Discounts On Childcare, Vehicles, Electronics, Cell Phone Plans, Travel & More
Free Uniforms & Paid Training
Pet Daycare Discounts
Employee Assistance Program
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Posted on 9/24/25 at 10:30 pm to Jim Rockford
Doesn't count unless you have the yard sign.
Posted on 9/24/25 at 10:31 pm to Jim Rockford
I think advertising is against the rules baw.
Posted on 9/24/25 at 10:43 pm to 225Tyga
I don't think it's advertising, it's making fun of the job requirements for a shite job. I could be wrong, of course.
Posted on 9/24/25 at 10:51 pm to SidewalkTiger
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Doesn't count unless you have the yard sign.
That baws #1 job is gonna be making sure gaudy shite like that yard sign doesn't last more than five minutes in the neighborhood. This is serious HOA bidness!
Posted on 9/24/25 at 11:32 pm to Jim Rockford
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Pet Daycare Discounts
I was on the fence until this. Now I’m sold!
This post was edited on 9/24/25 at 11:32 pm
Posted on 9/24/25 at 11:47 pm to Jim Rockford
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Conflict resolution and de-escalation skills are a plus.
Stopped here.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 1:48 am to Jim Rockford
I wonder who they think will take that job for such a low wage.
I would be more concerned about having such a person hanging around than I would be without them...
I would be more concerned about having such a person hanging around than I would be without them...
Posted on 9/25/25 at 1:52 am to Jim Rockford
Posted on 9/25/25 at 2:04 am to Jim Rockford
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Nice-to-haves
Wat dis is?
Posted on 9/25/25 at 2:52 am to Jim Rockford
Our security is all volunteer. We have about 12 guys in rotation. I got our new plate carrier patches in this week.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 2:56 am to Jim Rockford
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High School Diploma or GED required.
Damn, I guess that counts me out.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 7:11 am to Rabby
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would be more concerned about having such a person hanging around than I would be without them...
I remember a better time when neighbors banned together to keep their neighborhoods clean. HOAs are nothing more than a modern day pyramid scheme. Another thing the younger generation has created to pay for vs just simply being responsible.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 7:56 am to Jim Rockford
For those aspiring but unqualified to be Dollar Store security guards.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:48 am to Jim Rockford
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Professional verbal and written communication skills.
Good luck with that.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:50 am to Rabby
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I wonder who they think will take that job for such a low wage. I would be more concerned about having such a person hanging around than I would be without them...
Pays as well or better than the childcare most people leave their pride and joys with..
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:51 am to Jim Rockford
Seems like an outdoor mall cop
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:55 am to Jim Rockford
Pls make this shareable. We are at an inflection point never before seen by western civilization.
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:11 am to Jim Rockford
quote:Have-nots needs-nots
Nice-to-haves
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:13 am to Jim Rockford
This guy named Karl who lives in the front section of our neighborhood where the garden homes are got in real big trouble for stolen valor because he was driving the HOA security unit to the Saltgrass while wearing his security credentials after hours to try to pick up women. It wasn't late night; it was just between shifts at like 2:00 - 4:00 on Tuesdays - Thursdays. He said it was a pretty good hunting ground at Saltgrass then, too, and I believe him. That driveway had a different hatchback parked in it twice a week. HOA President, Patrick who wears an Inspector Gadget jacket while he walks his dog in the morning, tried to strip Karl of his security clearance but they couldn't find anyone suitable enough to replace him, meaning they could physically do the job and could be within 500 yards of the bus stop the kids wait at in the morning. So Karl got off with a reprimand. They took one of his chevrons though.
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