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Posted on 9/24/25 at 10:21 pm
Posted by Jim Rockford
Member since May 2011
104138 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 10:21 pm
quote:

About the position

The Security Officer HOA position at Securitas Security Services USA, Inc. is focused on providing excellent customer service and maintaining a safe and secure environment for clients and their guests. This role requires adherence to the company's core values of Integrity, Vigilance, and Helpfulness, and involves conducting patrols, access control duties, and ensuring the safety of the premises during weekend shifts.

Responsibilities

Provide excellent customer service to clients and their guests.

Conduct regular patrols throughout the shift.

Perform access control duties as required.

Maintain a professional demeanor at all times.

Respond to incidents and assist in conflict resolution when necessary.

Requirements

Must be 18 years of age or older.

High School Diploma or GED required.

Standard computer and technology skills needed.

Professional verbal and written communication skills.

Conflict resolution and de-escalation skills are a plus.

Customer service background preferred.

Nice-to-haves

Experience in security or law enforcement is a plus.

Benefits

Medical, Dental, Vision, Life, AD&D, & Disability Insurance

401K Options

Paid Time Off

Paid Weekly

Employee Referral Program

Virtual Medical Appointments with Telemedicine

Discounts On Childcare, Vehicles, Electronics, Cell Phone Plans, Travel & More

Free Uniforms & Paid Training

Pet Daycare Discounts

Employee Assistance Program




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Posted by SidewalkTiger
Midwest, USA
Member since Dec 2019
65884 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 10:30 pm to
Doesn't count unless you have the yard sign.



Posted by 225Tyga
Member since Oct 2013
19366 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 10:31 pm to
I think advertising is against the rules baw.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
12999 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 10:43 pm to
I don't think it's advertising, it's making fun of the job requirements for a shite job. I could be wrong, of course.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
71158 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 10:51 pm to
quote:

Doesn't count unless you have the yard sign.

That baws #1 job is gonna be making sure gaudy shite like that yard sign doesn't last more than five minutes in the neighborhood. This is serious HOA bidness!
Posted by BigBinBR
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2023
9078 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 11:32 pm to
quote:

Pet Daycare Discounts


I was on the fence until this. Now I’m sold!
This post was edited on 9/24/25 at 11:32 pm
Posted by McLemore
Member since Dec 2003
34628 posts
Posted on 9/24/25 at 11:47 pm to
quote:

Conflict resolution and de-escalation skills are a plus.


Stopped here.
Posted by Rabby
Member since Mar 2021
1448 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 1:48 am to
I wonder who they think will take that job for such a low wage.
I would be more concerned about having such a person hanging around than I would be without them...
Posted by Midget Death Squad
Meme Magic
Member since Oct 2008
28018 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 1:52 am to
Posted by sqerty
AP
Member since May 2022
8077 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 2:04 am to
quote:

Nice-to-haves


Wat dis is?
Posted by wheelr
Banned
Member since Jul 2012
5841 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 2:52 am to
Our security is all volunteer. We have about 12 guys in rotation. I got our new plate carrier patches in this week.

Posted by saint tiger225
San Diego
Member since Jan 2011
45964 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 2:56 am to
quote:

High School Diploma or GED required.

Damn, I guess that counts me out.
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15610 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 7:11 am to
quote:

would be more concerned about having such a person hanging around than I would be without them...


I remember a better time when neighbors banned together to keep their neighborhoods clean. HOAs are nothing more than a modern day pyramid scheme. Another thing the younger generation has created to pay for vs just simply being responsible.
Posted by dakarx
Member since Sep 2018
8123 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 7:56 am to
For those aspiring but unqualified to be Dollar Store security guards.
Posted by Bard
Definitely NOT an admin
Member since Oct 2008
57716 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:48 am to
quote:

Professional verbal and written communication skills.


Good luck with that.
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
25747 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:50 am to
quote:

I wonder who they think will take that job for such a low wage. I would be more concerned about having such a person hanging around than I would be without them...


Pays as well or better than the childcare most people leave their pride and joys with..
Posted by molsusports
Member since Jul 2004
36999 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:51 am to
Seems like an outdoor mall cop
Posted by Tiger Ryno
#WoF
Member since Feb 2007
107403 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 8:55 am to
Pls make this shareable. We are at an inflection point never before seen by western civilization.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72607 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:11 am to
quote:

Nice-to-haves
Have-nots needs-nots
Posted by SidetrackSilvera
Member since Nov 2012
2653 posts
Posted on 9/25/25 at 9:13 am to
This guy named Karl who lives in the front section of our neighborhood where the garden homes are got in real big trouble for stolen valor because he was driving the HOA security unit to the Saltgrass while wearing his security credentials after hours to try to pick up women. It wasn't late night; it was just between shifts at like 2:00 - 4:00 on Tuesdays - Thursdays. He said it was a pretty good hunting ground at Saltgrass then, too, and I believe him. That driveway had a different hatchback parked in it twice a week. HOA President, Patrick who wears an Inspector Gadget jacket while he walks his dog in the morning, tried to strip Karl of his security clearance but they couldn't find anyone suitable enough to replace him, meaning they could physically do the job and could be within 500 yards of the bus stop the kids wait at in the morning. So Karl got off with a reprimand. They took one of his chevrons though.
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