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Ever heard of the Münster Rebellion and the execution of Jan Van Leiden?
Posted on 9/11/25 at 7:14 pm
Posted on 9/11/25 at 7:14 pm
Fascinating story. Dan Carlin did probably my favorite one off Hardcore History on it called
Prophets of Doom
Highly recommend it.
Anyway, spoiler alert, the anabaptists' coup fails after a year of violence, bloodshed and cannibalism.
The Prince-bishop's troops battered down the walls using cannons with names like "The Devil." and "His Mother."
After the siege was over, Jan Van Leiden, the leader of the movement, was publicly executed over 6 hours. Using tongs heated in a brazier, they ripped chunks of his skin out, methodically, to maximize pain and suffering.
If the condemned passed out, they would revive them and resume the torture.
They ripped off his genitals and burned them. He and his cohorts were slowly torn to bits, then executed with a dagger to the heart to finish them...but it was not over.
Once the torture and execution were complete, their bodies were loaded into cages and hoisted 40 feet in the air from St. Lambert's Church, where they desiccated and rotted, until nothing but their bones remained.
These cages hung with the skeletons of the condemned for centuries, a grisly reminder of the fate that awaited those who might follow in their footsteps.
A short video on it.
Just a fascinating piece of history.
Prophets of Doom
Highly recommend it.
Anyway, spoiler alert, the anabaptists' coup fails after a year of violence, bloodshed and cannibalism.
The Prince-bishop's troops battered down the walls using cannons with names like "The Devil." and "His Mother."
After the siege was over, Jan Van Leiden, the leader of the movement, was publicly executed over 6 hours. Using tongs heated in a brazier, they ripped chunks of his skin out, methodically, to maximize pain and suffering.
If the condemned passed out, they would revive them and resume the torture.
They ripped off his genitals and burned them. He and his cohorts were slowly torn to bits, then executed with a dagger to the heart to finish them...but it was not over.
Once the torture and execution were complete, their bodies were loaded into cages and hoisted 40 feet in the air from St. Lambert's Church, where they desiccated and rotted, until nothing but their bones remained.
These cages hung with the skeletons of the condemned for centuries, a grisly reminder of the fate that awaited those who might follow in their footsteps.
A short video on it.
Just a fascinating piece of history.
This post was edited on 9/11/25 at 7:18 pm
Posted on 9/11/25 at 7:18 pm to fr33manator
And you're saying this should be done to the creator of The View?
Posted on 9/11/25 at 7:19 pm to Kafka
Watching The View is a far crueler torture than even the most sadistic minds could concoct.
Posted on 9/11/25 at 7:19 pm to fr33manator
Yes, and I desperately want Quentin Tarantino to make a movie or miniseries based on it. That movie would be one of the greatest films of all time and his masterpiece if he made it.
Posted on 9/11/25 at 7:20 pm to fr33manator
double post
This post was edited on 9/11/25 at 7:21 pm
Posted on 9/11/25 at 7:23 pm to fr33manator
quote:
the Münster Rebellion
Eddie was an a-hole in his teen years.
This post was edited on 9/11/25 at 7:25 pm
Posted on 9/11/25 at 7:27 pm to fr33manator
I actually listened to this episode for the first time recently. Love his show.
Posted on 9/11/25 at 7:27 pm to fr33manator
Shout out to old boy who charged the army with like ten of his bros and got absolutely annihilated.
Posted on 9/11/25 at 7:35 pm to fr33manator
Lawyers would argue they had rights and this was cruel and unusual punishment.
Posted on 9/11/25 at 7:40 pm to OldmanBeasley
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Shout out to old boy who charged the army with like ten of his bros and got absolutely annihilated.
Didn’t he charge the besieging army armed with cannons over an open field?
Guy was a true believer I guess
Posted on 9/11/25 at 7:42 pm to fr33manator
Its a great listen on Hardcore History
Posted on 9/11/25 at 7:43 pm to VOLhalla
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Didn’t he charge the besieging army armed with cannons over an open field? Guy was a true believer I guess
Legends never die. Except that guy, he got his arse torn apart.
Posted on 9/11/25 at 7:45 pm to VOLhalla
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Didn’t he charge the besieging army armed with cannons over an open field?
Rather die like that than get tortured I guess.
Posted on 9/11/25 at 7:46 pm to VOLhalla
I believe this was also the siege where some of the besiegers got so drunk, they thought the sunset was the sunrise, charged into battle prematurely, then got slaughtered in the dark for their efforts.
Posted on 9/11/25 at 7:51 pm to Obtuse1
To be fair, he tasted success too early.
But, yes, I agree.
But, yes, I agree.
Posted on 9/11/25 at 8:07 pm to fr33manator
Always seems weird how normalized torture and gore were for regular folks in times past. You just want to go to church and some skinless, castrated dude is just rotting in a cage above the door.
Posted on 9/11/25 at 8:08 pm to HeadSlash
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Lawyers would argue they had rights and this was cruel and unusual punishment
Stuff like this is one of the reasons the founding fathers put that in our constitution.
Posted on 9/11/25 at 8:10 pm to fr33manator
I really didn’t enjoy this HH, some people say it’s his best. Different folks for different strokes I guess
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