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La shithole: gas stations

Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:02 pm
Posted by BabyTac
Austin, TX
Member since Jun 2008
15754 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:02 pm
It’s pretty well f’ing known anytime you stop at a Louisiana gas station, half the f’ing pumps don’t work correctly.

Here’s a tidbit, stopped in LC this morning…of course as soon as you insert card it says “See Cashier”. I had to go in to pee but wasn’t about to do the track back and forth to fill up.

Fatty behind the counter says, “Were you trying to get gas?” I say, “Yes, but I’ll stop somewhere else. The pump isn’t working and I’m not coming in and out to fill up.” Then the fun starts. She hits me with this knowledge while being white and speaking Ebonics. Translation:

“You never want to pay at the pump because it puts a $100 pending charge on your card automatically. You always want to come inside because shite don’t clear up until over a week.”

Me: “thanks for the tip. Been paying at the pump for 20+ years. That’s never happened, not that I care if it does. Have a good day”.

FWIW…she had tattoos.
This post was edited on 8/18/25 at 6:06 pm
Posted by BoogaBear
Member since Jul 2013
6987 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:04 pm to
Congrats on getting gas, or not, frick you you're an idiot.
Posted by Purplehaze
spring, tx
Member since Dec 2003
2315 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:08 pm to
She is correct about the $100 charge.
Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
119833 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:09 pm to
Don’t forget the loiterers and the lottery ticket purchasers
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
133299 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:12 pm to
To be fair, sometimes the shitty gas stations have some bangarang food though
Posted by tigerbutt
Deep South
Member since Jun 2006
26104 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:15 pm to
Some gas stations along the interstate do actually show a pending charge higher than your actual purchase. I know of a Pilot gas stations along in Mississippi that does this.

So it’s not just Louisiana….dipshit.
This post was edited on 8/18/25 at 6:16 pm
Posted by TheHarahanian
Actually not Harahan as of 6/2023
Member since May 2017
23034 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:15 pm to
quote:

anytime you stop at a Louisiana gas station, half the f’ing pumps don’t work correctly

Yeah, but you get to play video poker as a consolation.
Posted by Ruston Trombone
Member since Jun 2025
530 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:18 pm to
Sounds like she was just trying to help you out and you’re being a real dick about it
Posted by DustyDinkleman
Here
Member since Feb 2012
19312 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:19 pm to
I’ve stopped at some pretty shitty gas stations, and not exclusively in Louisiana
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13343 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:20 pm to
quote:

pending charge higher than your actual purchase.

Are you 15? Of course they do. They don't know if you're getting $10 of gas or $60, so they have to authorize it at the pump limit.
Posted by Clames
Member since Oct 2010
18869 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:20 pm to
There's a relatively new Love's station north of Shreveport and all its pumps work. Few other truck stations further north that are fully functional too. I don't worry about the gas stations with out-of-order pumps you think are so common in Louisiana until I get into southern Arkansas. From that point until I make the turn towards Little Rock I make sure I have a pretty full tank. Also, growing number of E15 pumps in Arkansas too, that sucks more.
This post was edited on 8/18/25 at 6:21 pm
Posted by Sun God
Member since Jul 2009
49889 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:21 pm to
What the frick are you talking about

Goddammit get a better shtick
Posted by RanchoLaPuerto
Jena
Member since Aug 2023
1805 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:27 pm to
quote:

of course as soon as you insert card it says “See Cashier”


This happens to me at crappier stations when I use AMEX.

I just cancel out and use a Visa. It has always worked.

I think they set them that way because of AMEX fees.
Posted by soccerfüt
Location: A Series of Tubes
Member since May 2013
72764 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:32 pm to
quote:

She is correct about the $100 charge.


I’ve been using my credit card to buy gas since 1982. This $100.00 charge has never been an issue for me.
Posted by cyarrr
Prairieville
Member since Jun 2017
4003 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:32 pm to
This never happened and you’re a douche.
Posted by LemmyLives
Texas
Member since Mar 2019
13343 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:38 pm to
quote:

Goddammit get a better shtick

He can't, he's not in the office standing around the water cooler, he doesn't know what to do.
Posted by Dixie2023
Member since Mar 2023
4606 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:42 pm to
It does happen. It releases, but it does happen.
Posted by W2NOMO
Member since Jul 2025
1578 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:43 pm to
Burfi on Acadian is nothing but a liquor store. Graffiti trash landscape overgrown.
Posted by Kreg Jennings
Parts Unknown
Member since Aug 2007
3909 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:45 pm to
quote:

“You never want to pay at the pump because it puts a $100 pending charge on your card automatically. You always want to come inside because shite don’t clear up until over a week.”


That’s when use a debit card, it pre authorizes the charge and usually drops off after it hard posts a few days later. Hotels, rental cars, etc.

But if you use a CC, no issue.
Posted by DCtiger1
Member since Jul 2009
11102 posts
Posted on 8/18/25 at 6:47 pm to
Why are you such a fricking attention whore? No on gives a frick about your fake arse life
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