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This gravesite gets more action than you (NSFW)
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:11 am
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:11 am
Definitely more action than LSUCoyote

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Victor Noir's grave in Père Lachaise cemetery by Patrick Magaud, 1984.
Noir is perhaps more famous for his death and grave than work. He was a journalist who was shot dead; the grave consists of a full-sized bronze statue of the man ling down as if he had just been shot. The statue became a fertility symbol - the story says those who kiss the statue on the lips, leave a flower in Victor's hat, and rub the genital area will find themselves with enhanced fertility, a great sex life, or a husband within one year.
The lips and trousers' bulge on the grave are noticeably shiny from people kissing and rubbing them.
In 2004, a fence was built around the grave to prevent women from touching the statue, but after many protests, it was taken down.
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This post was edited on 8/15/25 at 9:15 am
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:12 am to stout
Almost 20 years married and I have to agree with you there.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:13 am to stout
Holy cow that one in the orange
This post was edited on 8/15/25 at 8:14 am
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:13 am to stout
Daily dose of attention-seeking whores. Thanks doc.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:14 am to stout
Sad...all those birds and he can't even copper feel.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:26 am to weagle1999
There’s no way the average women doing this is as hot as any of these.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:27 am to stout
What kind of sicko artist makes a "trouser bulge" in a statue for a dead man's grave?
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:27 am to stout
Dang, it does get more action than me. Probably lasts longer too.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:29 am to LSUBFA83
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What kind of sicko artist makes a "trouser bulge" in a statue for a dead man's grave?
A real baw, seems like
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:30 am to stout
The silver dude on Bourbon should try this.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:32 am to kywildcatfanone
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Probably lasts longer too.
I can go pretty good, but he's got me beat on refractory time...
This post was edited on 8/15/25 at 8:33 am
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:33 am to stout
If anyone is looking for me, I'll be pretending to be a statue in the cemetery.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:35 am to stout
Where were these girls when I was a statue?
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:38 am to stout
That shiny spot looks like ground zero for a herpes epidemic.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:41 am to stout
Noir's still a Lothario
less motion and no emotion
such a ready tool.
less motion and no emotion
such a ready tool.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:43 am to Chips and Queso
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Where were these girls when I was a statue?
Well fricking played, my baw. Kudos.
Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:44 am to stout
For a good prank, sneak in there with a Dremel tool and polish the thumb to a mirror finish.

Posted on 8/15/25 at 8:45 am to stout
Is there a Victor Noir Cemetery live camera feed?
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