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Has anyone here banged a chick that didn't speak English? I got a good one for ya...
Posted on 7/27/25 at 2:47 am
Posted on 7/27/25 at 2:47 am
I've been checking out this woman at my gym who started a few months ago. She's been going a while but usually stayed in the Yoga room with a class, but started doing regular lifting among the regulars within the last couple months.
She's about 5'10, real nice tan, real nice body, pretty face, teeth etc.
So Friday she's in the big boy weight room doing leg press and ab exercises on a slow gym day. I think she's noticed me off and on the last few weeks, but mostly doesn't look at me. This gym used to be a large grocery store so at any given 5pm time a few 100 folks might be there.
I live in a reasonably upscale part of town and have a few apartment pools nearby I go to swim and tan and have for 15 years.
Today I see this woman laid out in a thong at one of the pools I go to. I go up to talk to her, and she doesn't speak much English but I'm figuring out if I change my words and sentences up , she gets the meaning and answers. She's friendly and smiles. She's from Brazil. She doesn't have any friends here or "compadres", but wants to see me again. What would you do OT???
She's about 5'10, real nice tan, real nice body, pretty face, teeth etc.
So Friday she's in the big boy weight room doing leg press and ab exercises on a slow gym day. I think she's noticed me off and on the last few weeks, but mostly doesn't look at me. This gym used to be a large grocery store so at any given 5pm time a few 100 folks might be there.
I live in a reasonably upscale part of town and have a few apartment pools nearby I go to swim and tan and have for 15 years.
Today I see this woman laid out in a thong at one of the pools I go to. I go up to talk to her, and she doesn't speak much English but I'm figuring out if I change my words and sentences up , she gets the meaning and answers. She's friendly and smiles. She's from Brazil. She doesn't have any friends here or "compadres", but wants to see me again. What would you do OT???
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Posted on 7/27/25 at 2:51 am to carguymatt
quote:
What would you do OT???
Good Lord
Anyway, No, I haven’t, but I know a guy who married a Latina who spoke only Spanish and he spoke only English. I asked him why he’d do that, and he said, “Wanna see her picture?”
Posted on 7/27/25 at 3:05 am to carguymatt
You go to pools to tan?
Weird
Weird
Posted on 7/27/25 at 3:14 am to carguymatt
I banged a chick from Houma one time... that might count.
Posted on 7/27/25 at 3:23 am to carguymatt
She just found her green card
Posted on 7/27/25 at 3:32 am to carguymatt
piihb
Posted on 7/27/25 at 4:41 am to carguymatt
Do you want to be called Papi?
The answer is Yes
The answer is Yes
This post was edited on 7/27/25 at 10:12 am
Posted on 7/27/25 at 4:51 am to carguymatt
You better get her before ICE does.
Posted on 7/27/25 at 5:09 am to carguymatt
I worked with an attractive Brazilian once.
She was short, though.
She was short, though.
Posted on 7/27/25 at 5:12 am to carguymatt
I had a couple that spoke foreign languages, one as her native language.
Posted on 7/27/25 at 5:14 am to carguymatt
Pics or it didn't happen.
Posted on 7/27/25 at 5:51 am to carguymatt
quote:
This gym used to be a large grocery store so at any given 5pm time a few 100 folks might be there.
This is so confusing - So this "few hundred folks" still think it's a grocery store and show up ?
quote:
doesn't speak much English
Neither do you
Posted on 7/27/25 at 5:52 am to carguymatt
quote:
What would you do OT???
That depends, would you trade a kidney and most of your possessions for possible sex?
Posted on 7/27/25 at 5:55 am to carguymatt
1) this didnt happen
or
2) someone doesnt know that you can download a translator app on their phone
or
2) someone doesnt know that you can download a translator app on their phone
Posted on 7/27/25 at 6:04 am to carguymatt
quote:
She doesn't have any friends here or "compadres", but wants to see me again. What would you do OT???
Democrats are truly emasculating American men.
Posted on 7/27/25 at 6:11 am to carguymatt
I’ve never had a woman so disinterested in me that she acted like she didn’t speak English
Posted on 7/27/25 at 6:17 am to carguymatt
You know there’s apps for translation right?
Posted on 7/27/25 at 6:18 am to carguymatt
quote:I wouldn’t have to ask strangers what to do.
What would you do OT???
If I was not in a relationship with a woman-
Posted on 7/27/25 at 6:24 am to carguymatt
quote:
have a few apartment pools nearby I go to swim and tan and have for 15 years.
And you’re absolutely positive that you like women??
Posted on 7/27/25 at 6:39 am to carguymatt
quote:
What would you do OT???
Not be gay.
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