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If you don’t own property, don’t have an heir, can’t bench 225+ and aren’t 6ft+

Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:41 pm
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Winnfield, LA
Member since Jul 2008
23745 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:41 pm
..you are not an Alpha. Them’s the rules

Posted by SmackoverHawg
Member since Oct 2011
30874 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:43 pm to
Damn. 5'8" So close.
Posted by Earnest_P
Member since Aug 2021
5033 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:43 pm to
If you post on TD.com
Posted by mylsuhat
Mandeville, LA
Member since Mar 2008
49809 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:43 pm to
Got rejected on a tinder date again?
Posted by terd ferguson
Darren Wilson Fan Club President
Member since Aug 2007
113774 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

aren’t 6ft+


Down goes Mingo!
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
175384 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

don’t have an heir

Or don't have hair
Posted by The Egg
Houston, TX
Member since Dec 2004
82995 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:44 pm to
classic Wes Watson rules
Posted by jbgleason
Bailed out of BTR to God's Country
Member since Mar 2012
19764 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:45 pm to
None of us own property. We lease it from the state. Disagree? Stop paying your annual property tax and see how much you “own” it when the men with guns show up.
Posted by Ingeniero
Baton Rouge
Member since Dec 2013
21680 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:45 pm to
quote:

If you don’t own property, don’t have an heir, can’t bench 225+ and aren’t 6ft+


None of this matters if you can't see your feet when you look down
Posted by Salmon
I helped draft the email
Member since Feb 2008
85352 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:45 pm to
As someone that checks all those boxes, would you mind telling my wife this?

Thanks
Posted by TIGERSby10
Central Lafourche
Member since Nov 2005
7651 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:46 pm to
Own property
No heir (daughter, not son)
Use to bench 265, but now probably can't do 225
Only 5'-8"
Bald too

but I'll still meet you on the corner to show you I'm an Alpha.
Posted by Loup
Ferriday
Member since Apr 2019
15540 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:47 pm to
225 is a pretty low bar for somebody over 6'.
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Winnfield, LA
Member since Jul 2008
23745 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

Or don't have hair


Ill add this to the list along with ozempic use
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
18548 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:47 pm to
I hope you feel better about yourself now.
Posted by RandySavage
9 Time Natty Winner
Member since May 2012
34601 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:50 pm to
Those of us over 6 feet don't have to live in the gym to compensate for our lack of stature
Posted by Rize
Spring Texas
Member since Sep 2011
18548 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

225 is a pretty low bar for somebody over 6'.


I’m 6’1 180-185 pounds. 225 was a lot easier when I was 215

Feel better at 180’sh but not moving as much weight yet.
Posted by thegambler
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2012
2014 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:51 pm to
If you have to set criteria to be an alpha or compare yourself to others to make yourself feel better, you are not an alpha. In fact, your probably a d-bag.
Posted by Odysseus32
Member since Dec 2009
9580 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:51 pm to
quote:

..you are not an Alpha. Them’s the rules


Thank frick
Posted by Burt Reynolds
Winnfield, LA
Member since Jul 2008
23745 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:53 pm to
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thegambler


Gambling also isn’t alpha.

Especially sports gambling.
Posted by WaydownSouth
Stratton Oakmont
Member since Nov 2018
10350 posts
Posted on 7/15/25 at 12:54 pm to
Just bought a house
Bench 405
2 kids
6'0 and 1/2 inch

240 with 14% bodyfat

Willing to fight Mingo anytime anywhere
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